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Old February 19th, 2010, 04:20 AM posted to rec.outdoors.fishing.fly
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The first time it happened some many years ago, the Credit Union send two
week notices to everyone that they were changing banks and would receive new
checks in the mail with the proper routing numbers and such...I was out of
the country.

The second time it happened was just a few days ago and I still haven't
figured out just how it came to be...what I see today is not how I learned
to prepare a statement back in 1970...

In any event, it averages out to one bounced check every thirty years...and
I know the life spans of the men in my family. And as much as I want to, I
do not think I shall live to bounce another..

Now, there are LAWS of THIS and THAT and HYDRAULICS and GRAVITY and AVERAGES
and I got to wondering, if they indeed be laws....and if I indeed
deliberately bounced a couple of more checks.....

.....would I live longer?

John



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Old February 19th, 2010, 01:33 AM posted to rec.outdoors.fishing.fly
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John B wrote:
The first time it happened some many years ago, the Credit Union send two
week notices to everyone that they were changing banks and would receive new
checks in the mail with the proper routing numbers and such...I was out of
the country.

The second time it happened was just a few days ago and I still haven't
figured out just how it came to be...what I see today is not how I learned
to prepare a statement back in 1970...

In any event, it averages out to one bounced check every thirty years...and
I know the life spans of the men in my family. And as much as I want to, I
do not think I shall live to bounce another..

Now, there are LAWS of THIS and THAT and HYDRAULICS and GRAVITY and AVERAGES
and I got to wondering, if they indeed be laws....and if I indeed
deliberately bounced a couple of more checks.....

....would I live longer?

John




The last check you write should be to your undertaker, and it should
bounce. (I think that was the title of a book.)

--
Cut "to the chase" for my email address.
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Old February 19th, 2010, 02:14 PM posted to rec.outdoors.fishing.fly
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The last check you write should be to your undertaker, and it should
bounce. (I think that was the title of a book.)


No, undertakers are the most trustworthy of professionals. They'll be
the last to let you down.
Frank Reid
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Old February 19th, 2010, 04:38 AM posted to rec.outdoors.fishing.fly
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On Feb 18, 10:20*pm, "John B" wrote:
The first time it happened some many years ago, the Credit Union send two
week notices to everyone that they were changing banks and would receive new
checks in the mail with the proper routing numbers and such...I was out of
the country.

The second time it happened was just a few days ago and I still haven't
figured out just how it came to be...what I see today is not how I learned
to prepare a statement back in 1970...

In any event, it averages out to one bounced check every thirty years...and
I know the life spans of the men in my family. *And as much as I want to, I
do not think I shall live to bounce another..

Now, there are LAWS of THIS and THAT and HYDRAULICS and GRAVITY and AVERAGES
and I got to wondering, if they indeed be laws....and if I indeed
deliberately bounced a couple of more checks.....

....would I live longer?

John


95% of fatal accidents occur within five miles of home. Checks or no
checks, I'd say its about time for you to get the hell out of Dodge.

giles
who knows a nice spot among the trees to camp for a week of chasing
trouts and basses in the coulee country come the dog days of summer.
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Old February 20th, 2010, 06:07 AM posted to rec.outdoors.fishing.fly
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Default Dang....bounced a check...


"Giles" wrote in message
...
On Feb 18, 10:20 pm, "John B" wrote:
The first time it happened some many years ago, the Credit Union send two
week notices to everyone that they were changing banks and would receive
new
checks in the mail with the proper routing numbers and such...I was out of
the country.

The second time it happened was just a few days ago and I still haven't
figured out just how it came to be...what I see today is not how I learned
to prepare a statement back in 1970...

In any event, it averages out to one bounced check every thirty
years...and
I know the life spans of the men in my family. And as much as I want to, I
do not think I shall live to bounce another..

Now, there are LAWS of THIS and THAT and HYDRAULICS and GRAVITY and
AVERAGES
and I got to wondering, if they indeed be laws....and if I indeed
deliberately bounced a couple of more checks.....

....would I live longer?

John


^95% of fatal accidents occur within five miles of home. Checks or no
&^checks, I'd say its about time for you to get the hell out of Dodge.

giles
*who knows a nice spot among the trees to camp for a week of chasing
{trouts and basses in the coulee country come the dog days of summer.

If you only knew how good that sounds...if it wasn't for spring I would
shoot myself every winter,...

john


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Old February 20th, 2010, 01:40 PM posted to rec.outdoors.fishing.fly
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On Feb 20, 12:07*am, "John B" wrote:
"Giles" wrote in message

...
On Feb 18, 10:20 pm, "John B" wrote:





The first time it happened some many years ago, the Credit Union send two
week notices to everyone that they were changing banks and would receive
new
checks in the mail with the proper routing numbers and such...I was out of
the country.


The second time it happened was just a few days ago and I still haven't
figured out just how it came to be...what I see today is not how I learned
to prepare a statement back in 1970...


In any event, it averages out to one bounced check every thirty
years...and
I know the life spans of the men in my family. And as much as I want to, I
do not think I shall live to bounce another..


Now, there are LAWS of THIS and THAT and HYDRAULICS and GRAVITY and
AVERAGES
and I got to wondering, if they indeed be laws....and if I indeed
deliberately bounced a couple of more checks.....


....would I live longer?


John


^95% of fatal accidents occur within five miles of home. *Checks or no
&^checks, I'd say its about time for you to get the hell out of Dodge.

giles
*who knows a nice spot among the trees to camp for a week of chasing
{trouts and basses in the coulee country come the dog days of summer.

If you only knew how good that sounds...if it wasn't for spring I would
shoot myself every winter,...

john


And you, like so many of us, are getting to an age where such a policy
would eventually result in substantial ammunition costs.

giles
yet another reason to be depressed......one of those vicious circle
thingies.
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Old February 19th, 2010, 11:17 AM posted to rec.outdoors.fishing.fly
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On Thu, 18 Feb 2010 20:20:15 -0800, "John B" wrote:


The first time it happened some many years ago, the Credit Union send two
week notices to everyone that they were changing banks and would receive new
checks in the mail with the proper routing numbers and such...I was out of
the country.

The second time it happened was just a few days ago and I still haven't
figured out just how it came to be...what I see today is not how I learned
to prepare a statement back in 1970...

In any event, it averages out to one bounced check every thirty years...and
I know the life spans of the men in my family. And as much as I want to, I
do not think I shall live to bounce another..

Now, there are LAWS of THIS and THAT and HYDRAULICS and GRAVITY and AVERAGES
and I got to wondering, if they indeed be laws....and if I indeed
deliberately bounced a couple of more checks.....

....would I live longer?


It would depend to whom you wrote the checks...

TC,
R
....bouncing a check to a bookie, loanshark or the guy called "Big Guido JPOWW!!"
to whom you lost a few grand in poker probably wouldn't add many years to your
life...YYMV...

John


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Old February 19th, 2010, 01:29 PM posted to rec.outdoors.fishing.fly
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a check is nothing more than a promise
to pay....

 




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