On second thought...

....I can kinda understand not wanting to get one's name associated with
Mike Connors...but I have an idea: a "Support Mike Connors" Rally.

Since all you Mikeoholics obviously have at least one thing in common,
working out the details won't be too hard, but the overall idea is that
you bunch ought to show your support for Mikey by taking turns
responding to _every_ single post to ROFF, 24-7, for a couple of weeks.
Given your large numbers and worldwide timezones, it shouldn't be
difficult. A simple contextual reply and a signature line showing your
support would do it. That way, folks can easily see that the large
group supporting him isn't just one person.

SNICKER,
Dickey