OT Senile Old Fool

On 21-Apr-2007, "Wolfgang" wrote:

Since it is here.....

You have (at least theoretically) both the right and the capacity to
choose
whether or not to participate. Your choice could (theoretically) be
influenced by due consideration of whether or not participation will add
anything that YOU want to see in this newsgroup. You have clearly made
your
choice. The rest of us are left to make our own determinations about how
much consideration went into the process. This is not a diffcult task.

Perhaps you should be incensed and disgusted that asshole reprobate
scumbags
like McCain are able to roam free in the spotlight and to repreent and
speak
for you ... And to put you and your life and this planet in jeapordy.

If you pay close attention here for a while, I think you'll discover that
I
can pretty much hold my own against anyone who presumes to speak for me.
If
not, others can confirm it for you.

Perhaps you should be ****ing disgusted and outraged with the
political
system about which there is very little that you can do anyway ...
except
to
register your utter disgust nad perhaps go fishing

I am disgusted and outraged by gravity, aging, sleet, ticks, mosquitoes,
black flies, Donald Trump, deer flies, Paris Hilton, horse flies, clogged
drains, crime, poverty, Adam Sandler, illiteracy, hunger, flat tires,
neckties, pollen, sulfur dioxide, Adam Sandler, hangnails, zits,
post-modernism, Jerry Lewis, papal infallibility, surveillance cameras,
zebra mussells, Adam Sandler, purple loosestrife, athlete's foot, cats,
cubism, Jack Black, short selling, mumus, line dancing, Jello®, string
theory, tanning beds, ill-mannered children, Brangelina, ill-mannered
adults, ill-mannered dogs, lutefisk, rattan furniture, Adam Sandler, Will
Ferrell, drywall dust, liposuction, Whitworth threads, racism, lawn litter

(except for the bending over grandma.....that one just slays me!),
misogyny,
tulips, dressage, Maya Angelou, homophobia, swearing oaths, soy milk, ADM,

protein enriched shampoo, astrology, theosophy, homeopathy, telepathy,
communism, capitalism, libertarianism, monarchy, oligarchy, Platonism,
Aristotelianism, Peeps®, Pop-Tarts®, Adam Sandler, platitudes, mildew,
George Plimpton, Andy Warhol, Andy Gibb, Andy Rooney, intelligent design
(sic), Rosie O'Donnell, Harold Bloom, Richard Dawkins, text messaging,
thermonuclear devices, macramé, Walter Keane, grandfather clocks, cuckoo
clocks, lychee nuts, iceberg lettuce, concrete patios, topiary, David Lee
Roth, video games (except Pong.....of course), exterior house painting,
internal cumbustion engines, methylene chloride, and....yes.....Norman
Mailer AND Gore Vidal.

So, should I register my disgust and outrage with ALL these things and
people EVERY time some dumbass feels the need for a bit of attention, and
thus improve the overall climate in this newsgroup?....or just before I
perhaps go fishing?

Until they **** uop our planet even more

Well, unless I misread the signs, you ain't stopped 'em yet, Sparky.

These fools McCain, Edwards at al are just useless andd loud mouthed
mutha
****as!

Which, presumably, no one here would ever have figured out, huh? Again, I

thank you on behalf of all of ROFF for this startling revelation. You've
left us with much to think about.

It is even somewhat cathartic to say it.

Uh huh, and that's what we all come here for.....your catharsis

And for enlightening you politically - I expect no payment
Altho if you want to send campaign $$$ my way - instaed of supporting
the
moronic Republicans or Dems
I will send you my bank acct info.

Imbecile.

Wolfgang

Thats an awaful LOT of verbiage to spew forth in response to an imbecile.
Don't you have anything better to do - perhaps not !
My missive took only about 20 seconds

Fool!

yet
I do agrere w your disgusty of Paris Hilton, Will FerrelAdam Sandler, Doanld
Trump Andy Rooney etc.

Fred

wrote in message
...
Thats an awaful LOT of verbiage to spew forth in response to an imbecile.
Don't you have anything better to do - perhaps not !
My missive took only about 20 seconds

Fred, you are not doing your part for wind power!!g
Tom

wrote in message
...

Thats an awaful LOT of verbiage to spew forth in response to an imbecile.

Doesn't cost me anything.

Don't you have anything better to do - perhaps not !

Many things. I'm doing several of them even as we speak. For example, I'm
doing laundry, scanning Becky's old photos.....and I just finished washing
my car windows and applying a nice coat of Rain-X to the windows, mirrors
and headlights in anticipation of an upcoming road trip. Later today, I'm
going to change the oil in my car, install new windshield wipers, and make a
trip to Mercado El Rey to get supplies to make enchiladas for dinner guests
this evening. In the interstices, I go out on the deck in the back yard to
smoke a cigarette, sip some coffee (which will be replaced around
mid-afternoon by a nice cold beer or perhaps a glass of Black Box cabernet)
and enjoy the splendid (if long overdue) weather, and then I come in and sit
at the computer for a few moments, while the spin cycle finishes, and slap
you around a bit.

You?

My missive took only about 20 seconds

Yes, and it shows in your usual quality.

Fool!

Ouch.

yet
I do agrere w your disgusty of Paris Hilton, Will FerrelAdam Sandler,
Doanld
Trump Andy Rooney etc.

So?

Wolfgang

"Wolfgang" wrote in message
and I just finished washing my car windows and applying a nice coat of
Rain-X to the windows, mirrors and headlights in anticipation of an
upcoming road trip.

I hesitate to interject a serious question here, but does that Rain-X stuff
really work?

Joe F.

On 21-Apr-2007, "Wolfgang" wrote:

Many things. I'm doing several of them even as we speak. For example,
I'm
doing laundry, scanning Becky's old photos.....and I just finished washing

my car windows and applying a nice coat of Rain-X to the windows, mirrors
and headlights in anticipation of an upcoming road trip. Later today, I'm

going to change the oil in my car, install new windshield wipers, and make
a
trip to Mercado El Rey to get supplies to make enchiladas for dinner
guests
this evening. In the interstices, I go out on the deck in the back yard
to
smoke a cigarette, sip some coffee (which will be replaced around
mid-afternoon by a nice cold beer or perhaps a glass of Black Box
cabernet)
and enjoy the splendid (if long overdue) weather, and then I come in and
sit
at the computer for a few moments, while the spin cycle finishes, and slap

you around a bit.

You?

Well since you ask
I went out and split big some wood w my new electric DR log splitter
and then I am going for a trail ride on my 150 cc Honda w my son in law - on
his quad

and now I am ready to slap you back - bitch!

This missive took about 12 seconds

Fred

Then -- just to keep on the fishing topic - I am going to catch a rainbow
trout "out back".

Fred

On Sat, 21 Apr 2007 19:53:39 GMT, "rb608"
wrote:

"Wolfgang" wrote in message
and I just finished washing my car windows and applying a nice coat of
Rain-X to the windows, mirrors and headlights in anticipation of an
upcoming road trip.

I hesitate to interject a serious question here, but does that Rain-X stuff
really work?

Joe F.

It really does. There's nothing like a fresh coat of Rain-X on the
windshield., bombing along the highway in a down pour, without needing to
operate the wipers. It's a surreal experience.

The down side is it's a pain to refresh.

/daytripper (which reminds me...)

wrote:
"Wolfgang" wrote:
... In the interstices, I go out on the deck in the back yard
to smoke a cigarette, sip some coffee (which will be replaced
around mid-afternoon by a nice cold beer or perhaps a glass of
Black Box cabernet) and enjoy the splendid (if long overdue)
weather, and then I come in and sit at the computer for a few
moments, while the spin cycle finishes, and slap you around a bit.

...
and now I am ready to slap you back - bitch!

Calm down, Fred. You can't really slap Little Wolfie. If you
ever meet Little Wolfie you'll discover that he's a runt who's
too little to slap. All this bluster about slapping folks around
is just the chest thumping of a nasty little squirt in the only
place he could ever hope to get away with it, that is from behind
the safety of his keyboard.

And "interstices", LOL !! At least the pipsqueak is still good for
the occasional laugh. ;-)

--
Ken Fortenberry

"daytripper" wrote in message
...
On Sat, 21 Apr 2007 19:53:39 GMT, "rb608"
wrote:

"Wolfgang" wrote in message
and I just finished washing my car windows and applying a nice coat of
Rain-X to the windows, mirrors and headlights in anticipation of an
upcoming road trip.

I hesitate to interject a serious question here, but does that Rain-X
stuff
really work?

Joe F.

It really does. There's nothing like a fresh coat of Rain-X on the
windshield., bombing along the highway in a down pour, without needing to
operate the wipers. It's a surreal experience.

What he said, in spades. As a rule, I'm not real big on doing product
endorsements. Rain-X is one of the few exceptions. This stuff is little
short of miraculous. In addition to making water roll off magically, it
also helps keep all the nasty crap that hits your windshield from sticking
as tightly as it ordinarily would.

Caveat: How effectively water is shed is in part a function the airstream
flowing over your vehicle. This is variable due to speed and the
configuration of your vehicle. That said, it is almost certain that you
will be VERY happy with it.

The down side is it's a pain to refresh.

One man's meat.....

I actually enjoy the process.

By the way, I'm always surprised by how long an application lasts. I
typically get at least two months out of it.

Wolfgang

On 21-Apr-2007, Ken Fortenberry wrote:

and now I am ready to slap you back - bitch!

Calm down, Fred. You can't really slap Little Wolfie. If you
ever meet Little Wolfie you'll discover that he's a runt who's
too little to slap. All this bluster about slapping folks around
is just the chest thumping of a nasty little squirt in the only
place he could ever hope to get away with it, that is from behind
the safety of his keyboard.

And "interstices", LOL !! At least the pipsqueak is still good for
the occasional laugh. ;-)

--
Ken Fortenberry

I have no problems w Wolfgang or even you for that matter
I think that you are both a bit whacko!

Funny mo fos

But who am I to speak?

Fred

wrote:

I have no problems w Wolfgang or even you for that matter
I think that you are both a bit whacko! ...

You may have hit on something close to the truth there, Fred.

--
Ken Fortenberry