Slow People Suck

Why do you slow old *******s continue to drive? Is 55mph to fast for
you? Do you need a expletive retirement lane where you can drive
using your walkers at a leisurely 0.000000001mph that you do?

I was behind this big expletive Oldsmobile (notice the coincidence?
OLD people drive OLDsmobiles).

He was doing, at most, 35mph...ON THE expletive INTERSTATE.
Meanwhile, cars are literally FLYING past him at 55-65-75mph. He's
creating a safety hazard with his leisurely cruise up the Interstate.
Cars are backing up, swerving to avoid him, honking, etc.

Clearly, old people should stick to country roads.


--
- Dean
"{BNB} is a little Net-Trollop. He sluts his wrath all over the place."
- John
Boyd
"BNB is a lying buffoon. making up fairy tales about clown
applications..." -
KiwiRock

http://members.aol.com/bignetbuy/clown.txt

--"How come you're so sweet?" --Kali

--Asshat Orwell accuses me of socking up -- AS MYSELF:

BigNetBuy wrote:

Hey pedo****! I saw you testing out some new header tricks. Planning
another nym hop?

--Onideus Mad Hatter confesses his raging pedophila:

Onideus Mad Hatter wrote in
:

Um, you really should watch your mouth, much of the "civilized" world
that you speak of has a legal age of 12 to 16...it's only here in the
US that 18 is the norm (and not even in all states). Sure the
Christian right doesn't much like to deal with reality, but it doesn't
make it go away. Most of those that are called pedophiles here in the
states are considered normal, everyday citizens in the vast majority
of the other civilized countries...something to think about. Perhaps
we're the ones who aren't as "civilized" at the rest of the
world...

and

Onideus Mad Hatter wrote in
:

Wake the **** up, you retard. The LEGAL AGE in most of the United
States isn't even 18.

And in many places it's not about the AGE so much as it's about the
AGE GAP. For example in Missouri if you're 17 you can rightly go and
**** yerself a consenting 14 year old no problem.

On 02 Aug 2007 I stormed the castle called alt.hackers.malicious and
heard BigNetBuy cry out in news:bbmsi.1482$BQ.25@trnddc03...


Why do you slow old *******s continue to drive? Is 55mph to fast for
you? Do you need a expletive retirement lane where you can drive
using your walkers at a leisurely 0.000000001mph that you do?

I was behind this big expletive Oldsmobile (notice the coincidence?
OLD people drive OLDsmobiles).

He was doing, at most, 35mph...ON THE expletive INTERSTATE.
Meanwhile, cars are literally FLYING past him at 55-65-75mph. He's
creating a safety hazard with his leisurely cruise up the Interstate.
Cars are backing up, swerving to avoid him, honking, etc.

Clearly, old people should stick to country roads.



AMEN to that brotha!

What's worse is when you're on a windy mountain road behind a couple of
slow moving cars and when you come upon a passing lane, the car in front
moves over but the car behind goes JUST fast enough to make it past them
before the passing lane ends - so you're still stuck behind the
slowpoke...

--
ThePsyko
Public Enemy #7

******ing off the planet, one person at a time**

Meat Plow wrote:
On Thu, 02 Aug 2007 14:50:47 +0000, BigNetBuy wrote:

Why do you slow old *******s continue to drive? Is 55mph to fast for
you? Do you need a expletive retirement lane where you can drive
using your walkers at a leisurely 0.000000001mph that you do?

I was behind this big expletive Oldsmobile (notice the coincidence?
OLD people drive OLDsmobiles).

He was doing, at most, 35mph...ON THE expletive INTERSTATE.
Meanwhile, cars are literally FLYING past him at 55-65-75mph. He's
creating a safety hazard with his leisurely cruise up the Interstate.
Cars are backing up, swerving to avoid him, honking, etc.

Clearly, old people should stick to country roads.

Should have done a PIT maneuver on the old ****.

Heh. That would have made for a killer picture. Seeing that old koot's
face as his car spun around. lol



--
- Dean
"{BNB} is a little Net-Trollop. He sluts his wrath all over the place."
- John
Boyd
"BNB is a lying buffoon. making up fairy tales about clown
applications..." -
KiwiRock

http://members.aol.com/bignetbuy/clown.txt

--"How come you're so sweet?" --Kali

--Asshat Orwell accuses me of socking up -- AS MYSELF:

BigNetBuy wrote:

Hey pedo****! I saw you testing out some new header tricks. Planning
another nym hop?

--Onideus Mad Hatter confesses his raging pedophila:

Onideus Mad Hatter wrote in
:

Um, you really should watch your mouth, much of the "civilized" world
that you speak of has a legal age of 12 to 16...it's only here in the
US that 18 is the norm (and not even in all states). Sure the
Christian right doesn't much like to deal with reality, but it doesn't
make it go away. Most of those that are called pedophiles here in the
states are considered normal, everyday citizens in the vast majority
of the other civilized countries...something to think about. Perhaps
we're the ones who aren't as "civilized" at the rest of the
world...

and

Onideus Mad Hatter wrote in
:

Wake the **** up, you retard. The LEGAL AGE in most of the United
States isn't even 18.

And in many places it's not about the AGE so much as it's about the
AGE GAP. For example in Missouri if you're 17 you can rightly go and
**** yerself a consenting 14 year old no problem.

ThePsyko wrote:
On 02 Aug 2007 I stormed the castle called alt.hackers.malicious and
heard BigNetBuy cry out in news:bbmsi.1482$BQ.25@trnddc03...

Why do you slow old *******s continue to drive? Is 55mph to fast for
you? Do you need a expletive retirement lane where you can drive
using your walkers at a leisurely 0.000000001mph that you do?

I was behind this big expletive Oldsmobile (notice the coincidence?
OLD people drive OLDsmobiles).

He was doing, at most, 35mph...ON THE expletive INTERSTATE.
Meanwhile, cars are literally FLYING past him at 55-65-75mph. He's
creating a safety hazard with his leisurely cruise up the Interstate.
Cars are backing up, swerving to avoid him, honking, etc.

Clearly, old people should stick to country roads.



AMEN to that brotha!

What's worse is when you're on a windy mountain road behind a couple of
slow moving cars and when you come upon a passing lane, the car in front
moves over but the car behind goes JUST fast enough to make it past them
before the passing lane ends - so you're still stuck behind the
slowpoke...


Meatplow said it best.

PIT these ****ers right off the road.

(for those who don't know, a PIT maneuver is used by law-enforcement to
cause a suspect car to spin out. the police car positions the front
half of his/her car next to the suspect's rear axle then violently
swerves into the suspect's car. this usually results in the suspect's
car doing a 180degree turn and stopping)


--
- Dean
"{BNB} is a little Net-Trollop. He sluts his wrath all over the place."
- John
Boyd
"BNB is a lying buffoon. making up fairy tales about clown
applications..." -
KiwiRock

http://members.aol.com/bignetbuy/clown.txt

--"How come you're so sweet?" --Kali

--Asshat Orwell accuses me of socking up -- AS MYSELF:

BigNetBuy wrote:

Hey pedo****! I saw you testing out some new header tricks. Planning
another nym hop?

--Onideus Mad Hatter confesses his raging pedophila:

Onideus Mad Hatter wrote in
:

Um, you really should watch your mouth, much of the "civilized" world
that you speak of has a legal age of 12 to 16...it's only here in the
US that 18 is the norm (and not even in all states). Sure the
Christian right doesn't much like to deal with reality, but it doesn't
make it go away. Most of those that are called pedophiles here in the
states are considered normal, everyday citizens in the vast majority
of the other civilized countries...something to think about. Perhaps
we're the ones who aren't as "civilized" at the rest of the
world...

and

Onideus Mad Hatter wrote in
:

Wake the **** up, you retard. The LEGAL AGE in most of the United
States isn't even 18.

And in many places it's not about the AGE so much as it's about the
AGE GAP. For example in Missouri if you're 17 you can rightly go and
**** yerself a consenting 14 year old no problem.

In article , ThePsyko
took the hamburger meat, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh Wow"...

On 02 Aug 2007 I stormed the castle called alt.hackers.malicious and
heard BigNetBuy cry out in news:bbmsi.1482$BQ.25@trnddc03...


Why do you slow old *******s continue to drive? Is 55mph to fast for
you? Do you need a expletive retirement lane where you can drive
using your walkers at a leisurely 0.000000001mph that you do?

I was behind this big expletive Oldsmobile (notice the coincidence?
OLD people drive OLDsmobiles).

He was doing, at most, 35mph...ON THE expletive INTERSTATE.
Meanwhile, cars are literally FLYING past him at 55-65-75mph. He's
creating a safety hazard with his leisurely cruise up the Interstate.
Cars are backing up, swerving to avoid him, honking, etc.

Clearly, old people should stick to country roads.



AMEN to that brotha!

What's worse is when you're on a windy mountain road behind a couple of
slow moving cars and when you come upon a passing lane, the car in front
moves over but the car behind goes JUST fast enough to make it past them
before the passing lane ends - so you're still stuck behind the
slowpoke...



Being that slowpoke is very fun in a Ryder truck where the regulator
insures that you don't move any faster than 35 mph. o_0

--
trippy
mhm31x9 Smeeter#29 WSD#30
sTaRShInE_mOOnBeAm aT HoTmAil dOt CoM
http://www.myspace.com/starshine_moonbeam

NP: "Call Me When You're Sober" -- Evanescence

"What did I tell the kid. It's about how hard you can get hit,
and keep moving forward. It's about how much you can take,
and keep moving forward. Get up."

-- Sylvester Stallone "Rocky Balboa"

On 02 Aug 2007 I stormed the castle called alt.buzzard.rules and heard
trippy cry out in ...

In article , ThePsyko
took the hamburger meat, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh Wow"...

On 02 Aug 2007 I stormed the castle called alt.hackers.malicious and
heard BigNetBuy cry out in news:bbmsi.1482$BQ.25@trnddc03...


Why do you slow old *******s continue to drive? Is 55mph to fast
for you? Do you need a expletive retirement lane where you can
drive using your walkers at a leisurely 0.000000001mph that you do?

I was behind this big expletive Oldsmobile (notice the
coincidence? OLD people drive OLDsmobiles).

He was doing, at most, 35mph...ON THE expletive INTERSTATE.
Meanwhile, cars are literally FLYING past him at 55-65-75mph. He's
creating a safety hazard with his leisurely cruise up the
Interstate. Cars are backing up, swerving to avoid him, honking,
etc.

Clearly, old people should stick to country roads.



AMEN to that brotha!

What's worse is when you're on a windy mountain road behind a couple
of slow moving cars and when you come upon a passing lane, the car in
front moves over but the car behind goes JUST fast enough to make it
past them before the passing lane ends - so you're still stuck behind
the slowpoke...



Being that slowpoke is very fun in a Ryder truck where the regulator
insures that you don't move any faster than 35 mph. o_0


yeah but if you stay out of the passing lane, it's not a problem

--
ThePsyko
Public Enemy #7

******ing off the planet, one person at a time**

In article , ThePsyko
took the hamburger meat, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh Wow"...

On 02 Aug 2007 I stormed the castle called alt.buzzard.rules and heard
trippy cry out in ...

In article , ThePsyko
took the hamburger meat, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh Wow"...

On 02 Aug 2007 I stormed the castle called alt.hackers.malicious and
heard BigNetBuy cry out in news:bbmsi.1482$BQ.25@trnddc03...


Why do you slow old *******s continue to drive? Is 55mph to fast
for you? Do you need a expletive retirement lane where you can
drive using your walkers at a leisurely 0.000000001mph that you do?

I was behind this big expletive Oldsmobile (notice the
coincidence? OLD people drive OLDsmobiles).

He was doing, at most, 35mph...ON THE expletive INTERSTATE.
Meanwhile, cars are literally FLYING past him at 55-65-75mph. He's
creating a safety hazard with his leisurely cruise up the
Interstate. Cars are backing up, swerving to avoid him, honking,
etc.

Clearly, old people should stick to country roads.



AMEN to that brotha!

What's worse is when you're on a windy mountain road behind a couple
of slow moving cars and when you come upon a passing lane, the car in
front moves over but the car behind goes JUST fast enough to make it
past them before the passing lane ends - so you're still stuck behind
the slowpoke...



Being that slowpoke is very fun in a Ryder truck where the regulator
insures that you don't move any faster than 35 mph. o_0


yeah but if you stay out of the passing lane, it's not a problem


Uh huh. Say that as you're going up a big hill with a trailer full of
your ****.

--
trippy
mhm31x9 Smeeter#29 WSD#30
sTaRShInE_mOOnBeAm aT HoTmAil dOt CoM
http://www.myspace.com/starshine_moonbeam

NP: "Call Me When You're Sober" -- Evanescence

"What did I tell the kid. It's about how hard you can get hit,
and keep moving forward. It's about how much you can take,
and keep moving forward. Get up."

-- Sylvester Stallone "Rocky Balboa"

trippy wrote:
In article , ThePsyko
took the hamburger meat, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh Wow"...

On 02 Aug 2007 I stormed the castle called alt.buzzard.rules and heard
trippy cry out in ...

In article , ThePsyko
took the hamburger meat, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh Wow"...

On 02 Aug 2007 I stormed the castle called alt.hackers.malicious and
heard BigNetBuy cry out in news:bbmsi.1482$BQ.25@trnddc03...

Why do you slow old *******s continue to drive? Is 55mph to fast
for you? Do you need a expletive retirement lane where you can
drive using your walkers at a leisurely 0.000000001mph that you do?

I was behind this big expletive Oldsmobile (notice the
coincidence? OLD people drive OLDsmobiles).

He was doing, at most, 35mph...ON THE expletive INTERSTATE.
Meanwhile, cars are literally FLYING past him at 55-65-75mph. He's
creating a safety hazard with his leisurely cruise up the
Interstate. Cars are backing up, swerving to avoid him, honking,
etc.

Clearly, old people should stick to country roads.


AMEN to that brotha!

What's worse is when you're on a windy mountain road behind a couple
of slow moving cars and when you come upon a passing lane, the car in
front moves over but the car behind goes JUST fast enough to make it
past them before the passing lane ends - so you're still stuck behind
the slowpoke...


Being that slowpoke is very fun in a Ryder truck where the regulator
insures that you don't move any faster than 35 mph. o_0

yeah but if you stay out of the passing lane, it's not a problem


Uh huh. Say that as you're going up a big hill with a trailer full of
your ****.


Then pull the **** over and let the people who can afford movers pass.


--
- Dean
"{BNB} is a little Net-Trollop. He sluts his wrath all over the place."
- John
Boyd
"BNB is a lying buffoon. making up fairy tales about clown
applications..." -
KiwiRock

http://members.aol.com/bignetbuy/clown.txt

--"How come you're so sweet?" --Kali

--Asshat Orwell accuses me of socking up -- AS MYSELF:

BigNetBuy wrote:

Hey pedo****! I saw you testing out some new header tricks. Planning
another nym hop?

--Onideus Mad Hatter confesses his raging pedophila:

Onideus Mad Hatter wrote in
:

Um, you really should watch your mouth, much of the "civilized" world
that you speak of has a legal age of 12 to 16...it's only here in the
US that 18 is the norm (and not even in all states). Sure the
Christian right doesn't much like to deal with reality, but it doesn't
make it go away. Most of those that are called pedophiles here in the
states are considered normal, everyday citizens in the vast majority
of the other civilized countries...something to think about. Perhaps
we're the ones who aren't as "civilized" at the rest of the
world...

and

Onideus Mad Hatter wrote in
:

Wake the **** up, you retard. The LEGAL AGE in most of the United
States isn't even 18.

And in many places it's not about the AGE so much as it's about the
AGE GAP. For example in Missouri if you're 17 you can rightly go and
**** yerself a consenting 14 year old no problem.

BigNetBuy took a can of maroon spray paint on August 2, 2007 06:08 pm and
wrote the following:

trippy wrote:
In article , ThePsyko
took the hamburger meat, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh Wow"...

On 02 Aug 2007 I stormed the castle called alt.buzzard.rules and heard
trippy cry out in ...

In article , ThePsyko
took the hamburger meat, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh Wow"...

On 02 Aug 2007 I stormed the castle called alt.hackers.malicious and
heard BigNetBuy cry out in news:bbmsi.1482$BQ.25@trnddc03...

Why do you slow old *******s continue to drive? Is 55mph to fast
for you? Do you need a expletive retirement lane where you can
drive using your walkers at a leisurely 0.000000001mph that you do?

I was behind this big expletive Oldsmobile (notice the
coincidence? OLD people drive OLDsmobiles).

He was doing, at most, 35mph...ON THE expletive INTERSTATE.
Meanwhile, cars are literally FLYING past him at 55-65-75mph. He's
creating a safety hazard with his leisurely cruise up the
Interstate. Cars are backing up, swerving to avoid him, honking,
etc.

Clearly, old people should stick to country roads.


AMEN to that brotha!

What's worse is when you're on a windy mountain road behind a couple
of slow moving cars and when you come upon a passing lane, the car in
front moves over but the car behind goes JUST fast enough to make it
past them before the passing lane ends - so you're still stuck behind
the slowpoke...


Being that slowpoke is very fun in a Ryder truck where the regulator
insures that you don't move any faster than 35 mph. o_0

yeah but if you stay out of the passing lane, it's not a problem


Uh huh. Say that as you're going up a big hill with a trailer full of
your ****.


Then pull the **** over and let the people who can afford movers pass.

Here trucks aren't allowed to be in the fast lane unless they are passing,
it is enforced. So they aren't usually an issue until you get to two lane
highways in the boonies, or four lane, two in each direction.

The problem is still granny in her old Ford Tempo in the left lane, stuck at
20 km/hr below the limit.

--
Lits Slut #9
Life would be so much easier if we could just look at the source code.

In article PBssi.31239$Bb1.92@trnddc02, BigNetBuy took the hamburger
meat, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh Wow"...

trippy wrote:
In article , ThePsyko
took the hamburger meat, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh Wow"...

On 02 Aug 2007 I stormed the castle called alt.buzzard.rules and heard
trippy cry out in ...

In article , ThePsyko
took the hamburger meat, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh Wow"...

On 02 Aug 2007 I stormed the castle called alt.hackers.malicious and
heard BigNetBuy cry out in news:bbmsi.1482$BQ.25@trnddc03...

Why do you slow old *******s continue to drive? Is 55mph to fast
for you? Do you need a expletive retirement lane where you can
drive using your walkers at a leisurely 0.000000001mph that you do?

I was behind this big expletive Oldsmobile (notice the
coincidence? OLD people drive OLDsmobiles).

He was doing, at most, 35mph...ON THE expletive INTERSTATE.
Meanwhile, cars are literally FLYING past him at 55-65-75mph. He's
creating a safety hazard with his leisurely cruise up the
Interstate. Cars are backing up, swerving to avoid him, honking,
etc.

Clearly, old people should stick to country roads.


AMEN to that brotha!

What's worse is when you're on a windy mountain road behind a couple
of slow moving cars and when you come upon a passing lane, the car in
front moves over but the car behind goes JUST fast enough to make it
past them before the passing lane ends - so you're still stuck behind
the slowpoke...


Being that slowpoke is very fun in a Ryder truck where the regulator
insures that you don't move any faster than 35 mph. o_0

yeah but if you stay out of the passing lane, it's not a problem


Uh huh. Say that as you're going up a big hill with a trailer full of
your ****.


Then pull the **** over and let the people who can afford movers pass.


Right. Sorry I didn't think of that, I was too bust trying to get the
****er up the hill.

--
trippy
mhm31x9 Smeeter#29 WSD#30
sTaRShInE_mOOnBeAm aT HoTmAil dOt CoM
http://www.myspace.com/starshine_moonbeam

NP: "Call Me When You're Sober" -- Evanescence

"What did I tell the kid. It's about how hard you can get hit,
and keep moving forward. It's about how much you can take,
and keep moving forward. Get up."

-- Sylvester Stallone "Rocky Balboa"