fly fishing paradise/ the true college experience

On Sep 3, 5:53 am, flyI4 wrote:
As a 20 year old I've been faced with a very hard decision. My first
semester at college was in the wilderness of Montana fishing every
trout stream within the state. I caught plenty of fish and a few that I
will never forget. But lets not forget the other part of college, known
as the social life. Socially finding a girl under the 200lb mark was
difficult and being jersey born im sure most of you can relate to the
fact that we have some relatively high standards. My decision then led
to me going to the University of Arizona where the phrase "there are
plenty of fish in the sea" takes on new meaning although none of these
fish are the type to inhabit our beloved fresh water streams ,but
instead the So Cal region of wealth and fashion.
So as I've made my decision to have the entire college
experience instead of one that consisted of elk and rainbows, what
would you choose? Do you go for a land of wild trout or the land of
beautiful women? for me personally at the age of 20 I feel I've fished
several rivers in the country worth fishing (Green, Provo, Bozeman
area, Bighorn, Henry's fork, Snake, yellowstone,white
river,poconos,catskills, and hopefully many more to come. Lets hear
your choice? Trout or tail?(im sure most of you guys will be able to
translate) And lets not forget that I have may through august to fish
the delaware as much as I want to sooth my addiction for the season.

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....depends on what your major is..........assuming you think beyond
this afternoon.

Engineering/Science: Colo State, Wa State, Boise State, WY
Business: Colorado, Washington, OR and OR state
Computers: doesn't make much difference any more
Forestry: Northern AZ Univ, Colo State, U of ID
Vet / AG: Wa State, Colo State
Journalism; Wa State (The Edward R. Murrow school)
Fuzzy ****: anything west of 100 meridian and above 6K ft.
Education: Somewhere east of the Mississippi, and stay away from
fishing altogether.

If you are thinking ahead, get a REAL degree with enough hold-your-
nose education courses to get certified to teach high school. That
will allow you to live anywhere your fly rod may take you.
OR
Stay there and get an MS in a worth-a-**** subject and teach it in
college. Just as good and somewhat more freedom. And community
colleges are a LOT more fun and pay almost as much as the U.

I confess a total lack of knowledge of Montana schools.

With little effort, you can find beautiful women at any of these. Not
all beautiful women are good looking. And, if you don't understand
that, you aren't college material.

Places to look for worthwhile women are in the vet schools, the
recreation services checkout places, classes that specialize in
teaching women outdoor skills (you may volunteer to teach), and grad
bars that still allow smoking (not that you want a smoker, but it
eliminates the cause nazis).
Places for bimbos are frat parties, counseling centers, schools of
education, the student center, cause-oriented offices, and the work
out center.

If you are worth a ****, they will find you.

cheers

oz, been there, done that

Not all beautiful women are good looking.

Awe, the wisdom of the ages.
Thanks, I knew there'd be a jewel some where in ROFF this year.
Frank Reid

"Frank Reid" wrote in message
oups.com...

Thanks, I knew there'd be a jewel some where in ROFF this year.

too bad it came in the same post with: "worthwhile women are in the vet", I
hope LaCourse hid his goat

"vincent norris" wrote in message
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flyI4 wrote:
As a 20 year old I've been faced with a very hard decision. My first
semester at college was in the wilderness of Montana fishing every
trout stream within the state......

Apparently you didn't attend many English composition classes.

Nor Women's Studies, it would appear.

Wolfgang

Indeed, it seems there are cheats for everything;

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v7pVLCxqo2s

TL
MC

On Sep 6, 6:48 am, "Wolfgang" wrote:
"vincent norris" wrote in message

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flyI4 wrote:
As a 20 year old I've been faced with a very hard decision. My first
semester at college was in the wilderness of Montana fishing every
trout stream within the state......

Apparently you didn't attend many English composition classes.

Nor Women's Studies, it would appear.

Wolfgang

I believe that's his stated goal.