Hair spray

As I get older my hair gets thinner and thinner, to the point where it
now just flops around in the slightest breeze.

I was thinkin' it might be time to start using hair spray. What brand
do youse guys favor? And, does it work well?

Davey

On Jan 11, 6:17*am, Dave LaCourse wrote:
As I get older my hair gets thinner and thinner, to the point where it
now just flops around in the slightest breeze.

I was thinkin' it might be time to start using hair spray. *What brand
do youse guys favor? *And, does it work well?

Davey

nothing more pathetic than a vain old fat guy.
Answer 1. Get a buzz cut,
2. Write you hero Teddy K and ask him what he uses.

As I get older my hair gets thinner and thinner, to the point where it
now just flops around in the slightest breeze.

I was thinkin' it might be time to start using hair spray. *What brand
do youse guys favor? *And, does it work well?

Don't use it unless I'm making a flame thrower for black widows.
I've found that though the hair on top gets thinner, the hair in the
ears gets thicker. Let it go for a couple of months and then do a
comb over. Bobs your uncle, you've a new doo complete with self
applications of aural gel.
Frank Reid

On Fri, 11 Jan 2008 09:05:03 -0800 (PST), Frank Reid
wrote:

Let it go for a couple of months and then do a
comb over.

Don't need a comb over, Frank. I just wanna look my best when I go on
a coffee/tea tasting journey. Next thing ya know, folks here abouts
will start talking about manicures and such. d;o)

On Fri, 11 Jan 2008 08:50:47 -0800 (PST), BJ Conner
wrote:

nothing more pathetic than a vain old fat guy.

Or a drunkard named BJ.

Answer 1. Get a buzz cut,

Did that. Now I'm reaping the benefits.

2. Write you hero Teddy K and ask him what he uses.,

Teddy uses gin, cheap gin. Get near him and you can smell it.

dp

Dave LaCourse typed:
As I get older my hair gets thinner and thinner, to the point where it
now just flops around in the slightest breeze.

I was thinkin' it might be time to start using hair spray. What brand
do youse guys favor? And, does it work well?

This is in violation of man-law #8, which clearly states men are not to ask
about, or give other men, grooming tips.

With that in mind, get a ball cap. A "New England Patriots - 2008 Super Bowl
Champs" hat should do nicely.
--
TL,
Tim
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On Fri, 11 Jan 2008 15:56:49 -0500, "Tim J."
wrote:

Dave LaCourse typed:
As I get older my hair gets thinner and thinner, to the point where it
now just flops around in the slightest breeze.

I was thinkin' it might be time to start using hair spray. What brand
do youse guys favor? And, does it work well?

This is in violation of man-law #8, which clearly states men are not to ask
about, or give other men, grooming tips.

Phew! Thanks for that, Timaaaay!
I *knew* there had to be a law against such unseemly questions ;-)

With that in mind, get a ball cap. A "New England Patriots - 2008 Super Bowl
Champs" hat should do nicely.

Now, now. Besides the Jinx Factor, you'll set Ken off, and then where will we
all be? You *know* he'll want asterisks all over that hat! ;-)

/daytripper (we must try to remain gracious, if possible :-)

On Fri, 11 Jan 2008 15:56:49 -0500, "Tim J."
wrote:

With that in mind, get a ball cap. A "New England Patriots - 2008 Super Bowl
Champs" hat should do nicely.

But I can't wear a hat in a restaurant while tasting. Besides,
hat-hair is simply unbearable.

On Jan 11, 10:34 pm, Dave LaCourse wrote:
On Fri, 11 Jan 2008 15:56:49 -0500, "Tim J."

wrote:
With that in mind, get a ball cap. A "New England Patriots - 2008 Super Bowl
Champs" hat should do nicely.

But I can't wear a hat in a restaurant while tasting. Besides,
hat-hair is simply unbearable.

The only wind in a restaurant is caused by old farts.

Not to mention some disturbances elsewhere................

MC

On Fri, 11 Jan 2008 15:49:51 -0800 (PST), Mike
wrote:

The only wind in a restaurant is caused by old farts.

Not to mention some disturbances elsewhere................

You should know, Connor. The last picture I saw of you showed a fat
little old man. You live in a hovel that probably smells of farts.

And YOU are telling me of disturbances...... read what Scott said
about you awhile back. It fits you to a T.

hth

dP