Sven and Ole

Ole and Sven and dere families live in da voods & share da same
outhouse. Vun day Sven comes to Ole & says, "Ole, I got some bad news,
eh? Da outhouse is full up an' ve should do sometin' about it." Ole
tinks fer a minit an' says, "Ya know, Sven, I don't much wanna shovel
dat stuff outa dere. Ya know dat I usta verk fer da iron mines down
dere in Visconsin. I usta set da charges dat vould blast da ore out. I
tink I could set up a charge under da outhouse, blow all da crap outa
dere an' leave da outhouse standin' pretty as ya please. "Vell, Ole,"
says Sven, " if you could do dat, you vould be a God!" So dey go off
to get da dynamite to do da yob. Dey come back an' Ole sets da charge
yust so. Sven an' Ole are stretchin' out da ignition cable into da
voods and disappear behind da trees yust as Ole's vife, Lena, comes
outa da house headin' fer da outhouse. Yust as she gets inside an'
settles down Sven an' Ole set off da charge. BOOOOOOOM!!!! an all da
mud under da outhouse goes blastin' out into da voods. Ven da dust
settles dey see dat da outhouse is standin' dere yust like Ole
promised. Yust den da door flies open an' Lena stumbles outa da
outhouse coughin' an' beatin' da dust offa her an' mutters, "Geez, I'm
glad I didn't do dat in da house!!"

"Frank Reid © 2008" wrote in message
...
Ole and Sven and dere families live in da voods & share da same
outhouse. Vun day Sven comes to Ole & says, "Ole, I got some bad news,
eh? Da outhouse is full up an' ve should do sometin' about it." Ole
tinks fer a minit an' says, "Ya know, Sven, I don't much wanna shovel
dat stuff outa dere. Ya know dat I usta verk fer da iron mines down
dere in Visconsin. I usta set da charges dat vould blast da ore out. I
tink I could set up a charge under da outhouse, blow all da crap outa
dere an' leave da outhouse standin' pretty as ya please. "Vell, Ole,"
says Sven, " if you could do dat, you vould be a God!" So dey go off
to get da dynamite to do da yob. Dey come back an' Ole sets da charge
yust so. Sven an' Ole are stretchin' out da ignition cable into da
voods and disappear behind da trees yust as Ole's vife, Lena, comes
outa da house headin' fer da outhouse. Yust as she gets inside an'
settles down Sven an' Ole set off da charge. BOOOOOOOM!!!! an all da
mud under da outhouse goes blastin' out into da voods. Ven da dust
settles dey see dat da outhouse is standin' dere yust like Ole
promised. Yust den da door flies open an' Lena stumbles outa da
outhouse coughin' an' beatin' da dust offa her an' mutters, "Geez, I'm
glad I didn't do dat in da house!!"



Good one Frank.

On Sat, 23 Jan 2010 13:45:56 -0800 (PST), Frank Reid © 2008
wrote:

Ole and Sven and dere families live in da voods & share da same
outhouse. Vun day Sven comes to Ole & says, "Ole, I got some bad news,
eh? Da outhouse is full up an' ve should do sometin' about it." Ole
tinks fer a minit an' says, "Ya know, Sven, I don't much wanna shovel
dat stuff outa dere. Ya know dat I usta verk fer da iron mines down
dere in Visconsin. I usta set da charges dat vould blast da ore out. I
tink I could set up a charge under da outhouse, blow all da crap outa
dere an' leave da outhouse standin' pretty as ya please. "Vell, Ole,"
says Sven, " if you could do dat, you vould be a God!" So dey go off
to get da dynamite to do da yob. Dey come back an' Ole sets da charge
yust so. Sven an' Ole are stretchin' out da ignition cable into da
voods and disappear behind da trees yust as Ole's vife, Lena, comes
outa da house headin' fer da outhouse. Yust as she gets inside an'
settles down Sven an' Ole set off da charge. BOOOOOOOM!!!! an all da
mud under da outhouse goes blastin' out into da voods. Ven da dust
settles dey see dat da outhouse is standin' dere yust like Ole
promised. Yust den da door flies open an' Lena stumbles outa da
outhouse coughin' an' beatin' da dust offa her an' mutters, "Geez, I'm
glad I didn't do dat in da house!!"


Sven and Ole are drinking at the local tavern. Ole turns to Sven and
says" Hey Sven, did ya know dat lions have sex 10 to 15 times a
night?"

Sven says "Damn! I yust yoined da Elks!"

Geo. C.

Ole and Lars were working for the city public works department in
Boyceville, WI. Ole would dig a hole and Lars would follow behind and
fill the hole in. They worked up one side of the street, then down the
other, then moved on to the next street, working furiously all day
without rest, one digging a hole, the other filling it in again.

An onlooker was amazed at their hard work, but couldn't understand
what they were doing. So he asked Ole, 'I'm impressed by the effort
you two are putting in to your work, but I don't get it -- why do you
dig a hole, only to have your partner follow behind and fill it up
again?'

Ole, the hole digger, wiped his brow and sighed, 'Vell, I suppose it
probably looks odd because ve're normally a three-person team. But
today Sven, who plants da trees called in sick.'

"Frank Reid © 2008" wrote in message
...
Ole and Lars were working for the city public works department in
Boyceville, WI. Ole would dig a hole and Lars would follow behind and
fill the hole in. They worked up one side of the street, then down the
other, then moved on to the next street, working furiously all day
without rest, one digging a hole, the other filling it in again.

An onlooker was amazed at their hard work, but couldn't understand
what they were doing. So he asked Ole, 'I'm impressed by the effort
you two are putting in to your work, but I don't get it -- why do you
dig a hole, only to have your partner follow behind and fill it up
again?'

Ole, the hole digger, wiped his brow and sighed, 'Vell, I suppose it
probably looks odd because ve're normally a three-person team. But
today Sven, who plants da trees called in sick.'

Ah yes, the theory of scientific management gone amuck.

Op

"Frank Reid © 2008" wrote in message
...
Ole and Sven and dere families live in da voods & share da same
outhouse. Vun day Sven comes to Ole & says, "Ole, I got some bad news,
eh? Da outhouse is full up an' ve should do sometin' about it." Ole
tinks fer a minit an' says, "Ya know, Sven, I don't much wanna shovel
dat stuff outa dere. Ya know dat I usta verk fer da iron mines down
dere in Visconsin. I usta set da charges dat vould blast da ore out. I
tink I could set up a charge under da outhouse, blow all da crap outa
dere an' leave da outhouse standin' pretty as ya please. "Vell, Ole,"
says Sven, " if you could do dat, you vould be a God!" So dey go off
to get da dynamite to do da yob. Dey come back an' Ole sets da charge
yust so. Sven an' Ole are stretchin' out da ignition cable into da
voods and disappear behind da trees yust as Ole's vife, Lena, comes
outa da house headin' fer da outhouse. Yust as she gets inside an'
settles down Sven an' Ole set off da charge. BOOOOOOOM!!!! an all da
mud under da outhouse goes blastin' out into da voods. Ven da dust
settles dey see dat da outhouse is standin' dere yust like Ole
promised. Yust den da door flies open an' Lena stumbles outa da
outhouse coughin' an' beatin' da dust offa her an' mutters, "Geez, I'm
glad I didn't do dat in da house!!"

Well said Frank - Problem is - I never know when you're telling the truth!

Bill

"Frank Reid © 2008" wrote in message
...
Ole and Lars were working for the city public works department in
Boyceville, WI. Ole would dig a hole and Lars would follow behind and
fill the hole in. They worked up one side of the street, then down the
other, then moved on to the next street, working furiously all day
without rest, one digging a hole, the other filling it in again.

An onlooker was amazed at their hard work, but couldn't understand
what they were doing. So he asked Ole, 'I'm impressed by the effort
you two are putting in to your work, but I don't get it -- why do you
dig a hole, only to have your partner follow behind and fill it up
again?'

Ole, the hole digger, wiped his brow and sighed, 'Vell, I suppose it
probably looks odd because ve're normally a three-person team. But
today Sven, who plants da trees called in sick.'


I hope Sven got better soon.

Bill

On Jan 24, 11:56*am, "Bill Grey" wrote:
"Frank Reid 2008" wrote in ...





Ole and Sven and dere families live in da voods & share da same
outhouse. Vun day Sven comes to Ole & says, "Ole, I got some bad news,
eh? Da outhouse is full up an' ve should do sometin' about it." Ole
tinks fer a minit an' says, "Ya know, Sven, I don't much wanna shovel
dat stuff outa dere. Ya know dat I usta verk fer da iron mines down
dere in Visconsin. I usta set da charges dat vould blast da ore out. I
tink I could set up a charge under da outhouse, blow all da crap outa
dere an' leave da outhouse standin' pretty as ya please. "Vell, Ole,"
says Sven, " if you could do dat, you vould be a God!" So dey go off
to get da dynamite to do da yob. Dey come back an' Ole sets da charge
yust so. Sven an' Ole are stretchin' out da ignition cable into da
voods and disappear behind da trees yust as Ole's vife, Lena, comes
outa da house headin' fer da outhouse. Yust as she gets inside an'
settles down Sven an' Ole set off da charge. BOOOOOOOM!!!! an all da
mud under da outhouse goes blastin' out into da voods. Ven da dust
settles dey see dat da outhouse is standin' dere yust like Ole
promised. Yust den da door flies open an' Lena stumbles outa da
outhouse coughin' an' beatin' da dust offa her an' mutters, "Geez, I'm
glad I didn't do dat in da house!!"

Well said Frank - Problem is - I never know when you're telling the truth!

Uh, fishing group. So....
Frank Reid

On Sat, 23 Jan 2010 13:45:56 -0800 (PST), Frank Reid © 2008
wrote:

Ole and Sven and dere families live in da voods & share da same
outhouse. Vun day Sven comes to Ole & says, "Ole, I got some bad news,
eh? Da outhouse is full up an' ve should do sometin' about it." Ole
tinks fer a minit an' says, "Ya know, Sven, I don't much wanna shovel
dat stuff outa dere. Ya know dat I usta verk fer da iron mines down
dere in Visconsin. I usta set da charges dat vould blast da ore out. I
tink I could set up a charge under da outhouse, blow all da crap outa
dere an' leave da outhouse standin' pretty as ya please. "Vell, Ole,"
says Sven, " if you could do dat, you vould be a God!" So dey go off
to get da dynamite to do da yob. Dey come back an' Ole sets da charge
yust so. Sven an' Ole are stretchin' out da ignition cable into da
voods and disappear behind da trees yust as Ole's vife, Lena, comes
outa da house headin' fer da outhouse. Yust as she gets inside an'
settles down Sven an' Ole set off da charge. BOOOOOOOM!!!! an all da
mud under da outhouse goes blastin' out into da voods. Ven da dust
settles dey see dat da outhouse is standin' dere yust like Ole
promised. Yust den da door flies open an' Lena stumbles outa da
outhouse coughin' an' beatin' da dust offa her an' mutters, "Geez, I'm
glad I didn't do dat in da house!!"


Ole and Lena were watching the weaher forecast one winter evening, and
the weather man said it was going to snow at least eight inches. He
also said that, to facilitiate snow removal, the mayor was directing
that people park their cars on the even-numbered side of the street.
So Ole went out and moved his car to the even-numbered side of the
street.The next night, the weather man said that citizens were to park
their cars on the odd-numbered side of the street so that the rest of
the snow could be removed. So Ole dutifully moved his car to the
odd-numbered side of the street.A few days later, another blizzard was
forecast, and the weather man again directed citizens to park their
cars on the even-numbered side of the street. Ole sighed, and said he
was just too tired to go move the car."Oh, Ole," Lena said. "I have an
idea. This time, just close the garage door and maybe they won't see
our car."