New Citgo card

As a tribute to RicKKK Dean and his roff lawyer Terrible
Tommie the Tooth Slayer I have acquired a Citgo gas card.

I'm going to hide it somewhere in the old fishing wagon
so I always have an emergency card with which to buy gas
if I do something stupid like lose a wallet off the roof.

--
Ken Fortenberry

On Mon, 09 Aug 2010 12:47:07 -0500, Ken Fortenberry
wrote:

As a tribute to RicKKK Dean and his roff lawyer Terrible
Tommie the Tooth Slayer I have acquired a Citgo gas card.

Ahaha-chuckle-snicker-snort-BWAHAHAHAHAHA! I'd advise that you wear the
friggin' numbers off of it....hee-hee-hee...

I'm going to hide it somewhere in the old fishing wagon
so I always have an emergency card with which to buy gas
if I do something stupid like lose a wallet off the roof.

Aw, shucks, don't let it sit around to only get used when you do something
stupid... I mean, once or twice a day won't cut it - get out there and use the
bejeebers out of it...

Oh, geez, you REALLY don't have a clue, do you,
R
....lemme guess - next, you plan to have "I heart Reagan" tattooed on your
forehead in an effort to upset Louie...

"Ken Fortenberry" wrote in message
...
As a tribute to RicKKK Dean and his roff lawyer Terrible
Tommie the Tooth Slayer I have acquired a Citgo gas card.

I'm going to hide it somewhere in the old fishing wagon
so I always have an emergency card with which to buy gas
if I do something stupid like lose a wallet off the roof.

--
Ken Fortenberry


good to know some good comes of the whole debacle.
Maybe you could use it to buy a clue..........
Tom

Tom Littleton wrote:
"Ken Fortenberry" wrote:
As a tribute to RicKKK Dean and his roff lawyer Terrible
Tommie the Tooth Slayer I have acquired a Citgo gas card.

I'm going to hide it somewhere in the old fishing wagon
so I always have an emergency card with which to buy gas
if I do something stupid like lose a wallet off the roof.

good to know some good comes of the whole debacle.
Maybe you could use it to buy a clue..........

I'll make a generous contribution to the Tooth Fairy. The
Tooth Fairy must consider you a real asshole.

--
Ken Fortenberry

On Aug 9, 1:47*pm, Ken Fortenberry
wrote:
As a tribute to RicKKK Dean and his roff lawyer Terrible
Tommie the Tooth Slayer I have acquired a Citgo gas card.

I'm going to hide it somewhere in the old fishing wagon
so I always have an emergency card with which to buy gas
if I do something stupid like lose a wallet off the roof.

--
Ken Fortenberry

Actually, I liked chavez when he was starting out. but then he went
kind of nuts.... I did however give him a t-shirt when he said he
smelled the devil....and smell he did the man who brought down the
towers...

.....and then he went nuts...

John

John B wrote:
Ken Fortenberry wrote:
As a tribute to RicKKK Dean and his roff lawyer Terrible
Tommie the Tooth Slayer I have acquired a Citgo gas card.

Actually, I liked chavez when he was starting out. but then he went
kind of nuts.... I did however give him a t-shirt when he said he
smelled the devil....and smell he did the man who brought down the
towers...

Uh oh. When Chavez said he smelled the devil he was talking about
Bush 43. Please tell me you're not one of those conspiracy whackos
who believes Shrub was behind 9/11.

....and then he went nuts...

Yeah, I'm thinking you probably didn't change the locks since the
last time some lunatic broke into your house and posted whacko ****
to roff from your computer.

You should really look into that.

--
Ken Fortenberry

wrote:
Ken Fortenberry wrote:
As a tribute to RicKKK Dean and his roff lawyer Terrible
Tommie the Tooth Slayer I have acquired a Citgo gas card.
snip
Oh, geez, you REALLY don't have a clue, do you,

The radio host Dr. Laura had a RicKKK Dean meltdown on the air:

http://www.salon.com/news/race/?stor...ura_the_n_word

The next day she issued an apology. And *THAT* is my clue to
you and Terrible Tommie.

"Maybe it's a black thing. Or maybe it's just a human thing.
But for most people, RicKKK and Tommie, it's just a knowing
when to shut the hell up thing."

No charge for that clue, by the way, and

HTH

--
Ken Fortenberry

On Fri, 13 Aug 2010 11:14:55 -0500, Ken Fortenberry
wrote:

wrote:
Ken Fortenberry wrote:
As a tribute to RicKKK Dean and his roff lawyer Terrible
Tommie the Tooth Slayer I have acquired a Citgo gas card.
snip
Oh, geez, you REALLY don't have a clue, do you,

The radio host Dr. Laura had a RicKKK Dean meltdown on the air:

http://www.salon.com/news/race/?stor...ura_the_n_word

The next day she issued an apology. And *THAT* is my clue to
you and Terrible Tommie.

Aw, I can't speak for ol' Terrible, but I had no doubt you were pretty sorry,
even without any links...so, save me slogging through some Salononsese - does
"Dr. Laura" get and use a CITGO card....?

"Maybe it's a black thing. Or maybe it's just a human thing.
But for most people, RicKKK and Tommie, it's just a knowing
when to shut the hell up thing."

She said THAT...? I doubt it, but whatever. So, IAC, does she or doesn't she
get and use a CITGO card...?

No charge for that clue, by the way,

Er, well, um, OK...I must say, whatever it was, it was certainly worth EVERY
cent you were asking for it...so, anyhoo, does she get and use a CITGO card...?

and

HTH

Rightbackatcha,
R
....I sure hope you've used the **** out of your card, just to spite me and ol'
Terrible...BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

wrote:
Ken Fortenberry wrote:
The radio host Dr. Laura had a RicKKK Dean meltdown on the air:

http://www.salon.com/news/race/?stor...ura_the_n_word

The next day she issued an apology. And *THAT* is my clue to
you and Terrible Tommie.

Aw, I can't speak for ol' Terrible, but I had no doubt you were pretty sorry,
even without any links...

You know what Dr. Laura has that you don't have ? Advertisers,
people who pay money to advertise their products on her radio
show. So when Dr. Laura has a full-scale RicKKK meltdown live
on the air she feels compelled to apologize, not because she's
smarter than you but because she doesn't want her fat racist
mouth to hurt her bottom line.

That's what you need RicKKK, advertisers.

--
Ken Fortenberry

On Sat, 14 Aug 2010 07:03:55 -0500, Ken Fortenberry
wrote:

wrote:
Ken Fortenberry wrote:
The radio host Dr. Laura had a RicKKK Dean meltdown on the air:

http://www.salon.com/news/race/?stor...ura_the_n_word

The next day she issued an apology. And *THAT* is my clue to
you and Terrible Tommie.

Aw, I can't speak for ol' Terrible, but I had no doubt you were pretty sorry,
even without any links...

You know what Dr. Laura has that you don't have ? Advertisers,
people who pay money to advertise their products on her radio
show. So when Dr. Laura has a full-scale RicKKK meltdown live
on the air she feels compelled to apologize, not because she's
smarter than you but because she doesn't want her fat racist
mouth to hurt her bottom line.

That's what you need RicKKK, advertisers.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Oh, man, you're just TOO cute....

HTH,
R