OT Humor: 213 things skippy isn't allowed

Once upon a time, there was a SPC Schwarz stationed with the Army in the
Balkans. SPC Schwarz was either very clever or very bored; but probably
both, since he managed to attempt or be warned about 213 things he wasn't
allowed to do. He collected those things into a hillarious list and posted
them to the web. The site hadn't been updated in a couple of years and has
since gone away; but the list is classic, so I saved it. A couple
favorites: 2. My proper military title is 'Specialist Schwarz' not
'Princess Anastasia'. and 191. Our Humvees cannot be assembled into a giant
battle-robot.

http://www.avalanchetankers.us/archives/000058.html

very funny

Flyfish

On Tue, 27 Jan 2004 15:44:41 -0600, Flyfish wrote:

Once upon a time, there was a SPC Schwarz stationed with the Army in the
Balkans. SPC Schwarz was either very clever or very bored; but probably
both, since he managed to attempt or be warned about 213 things he wasn't
allowed to do. He collected those things into a hillarious list and posted
them to the web. The site hadn't been updated in a couple of years and has
since gone away; but the list is classic, so I saved it. A couple
favorites: 2. My proper military title is 'Specialist Schwarz' not
'Princess Anastasia'. and 191. Our Humvees cannot be assembled into a giant
battle-robot.

http://www.avalanchetankers.us/archives/000058.html

very funny

Flyfish


Both my wife Jacci and I got a big laugh out of that and my military
experience is limited to playing Battleship with my 6 year old.

g.c.

And he usually wins.