Happy Birthday to meeeeeeeee!

Happy birthday, Frank.

Just remember to have the fire extinguisher ready when they bring in the cake.

"Tim J." wrote in
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I bought a new canoe just for the occasion. It's got two seats, but
I'm only bringing one paddle, so I hope you're not too tired at the
end of the day. It also may get a little tiresome with me yelling
"FISH ON!" in your ear every few minutes. ;-)

Timmy yer all heart. Now if you were a thoughtful and considerate person
like old Flyfish of Mechanic Falls, Maine, you'd rush out and get two
really nice padded seats with backs. See,that's one of my parts that don't
work so good. Besides, Dave did 99% of the paddling on that 9hr trip (I did
dip my paddle once or twice) because I was busy giving him lessons on how
to catch smallies without tipping over the canoe. I don't think I convinced
him at all. Besides, he paid me back at the end of the trip by making me
play mountain goat to get our gear up the freaking steep bank at the take-
out. Still, a trip I won't soon forget.

Frank Church
...but then again, I'm a glutton for punishment

Svend Tang-Petersen wrote in
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Happy birthday, Frank.

Just remember to have the fire extinguisher ready when they bring in
the cake.

....nah, I'll stand back and wait for the nekkid lady to jump out.

Frank the Elder

"Frank Church" wrote in message
9.11...
Seventy one big ones today! If'n I'da knowed I'd live this long I'da taken
better care of myself.

Well I'm glad to be back online in time to wish you a big happy one.
('Course a man your age is probably asleep in the chair by now.) Happy
birthday!

Joe F.

p.s. FWIW, My daughter was in the room when I mentioned out loud with some
glee, "Hey, it's Frank Church's birthday, he's 70 today!" She asked, "Is
that the guy we met at the fly fishing show?" Sorry, Frank; you must have
been looking worse than I thought. g

"rb608" wrote in
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"Frank Church" wrote in message
9.11...

Seventy one big ones today!

Well I'm glad to be back online in time to wish you a big happy one.
('Course a man your age is probably asleep in the chair by now.)
Happy birthday!

Not yet Joe, I like to read in the evening; 'Living with arthitis', 'The
Geritol Journal', and best of all, 'Helping out with hemorrhoids'. My
walker converts into a lounge chair, makes it easier to read while I get
my daily injection of carrot juice.

p.s. FWIW, My daughter was in the room when I mentioned out loud with
some glee, "Hey, it's Frank Church's birthday, he's 70 today!" She
asked, "Is that the guy we met at the fly fishing show?" Sorry,
Frank; you must have been looking worse than I thought. g

He should be so lucky.

"Frank Church" wrote in message
9.11...
Seventy one big ones today! If'n I'da knowed I'd live this long I'da taken
better care of myself.

Returned yesterday from a very nice time in Florida, no fishing this time,
(did some lawn casting with my bro' on our newly acquired 'boos) I learned
that a 9' bamboo rod will tire my arm out in nothing flat!
We had an enjoyable time just lounging around in shorts and birkenstocks
in
the swing, sipping a cold drink and wondering what the po' folks is doin'.
Will leave again tomorrow for Panama City with another RV and sample the
weather in the Florida panhandle. I could easily **** away the winter with
multiple trips down south, damn, that sounds like a plan to me.

Frank the Elder
..and gittin elderer every day

Happy birthday, "teller of sorry jokes"
I hope it is a great one, followed by many more healthy and happy ones..

Snakefiddler- i'll don my FULL LENGTH gown in your honor ;-)

"Frank Church" wrote in message
9.11...
Svend Tang-Petersen wrote in
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Happy birthday, Frank.

Just remember to have the fire extinguisher ready when they bring in
the cake.

...nah, I'll stand back and wait for the nekkid lady to jump out.

Frank the Elder

Frank Church Wrote:
...nah, I'll just stand back and wait for the nekkid lady to jump out

Now, there's a man who knows the difference between NAKED and NEKKID!

Snake-

Frank Church wrote:



Happy birthday, Frank.

Just remember to have the fire extinguisher ready when they bring in
the cake.

...nah, I'll stand back and wait for the nekkid lady to jump out.

Frank the Elder

Didnt know that you had invited Janet.

"Frank Church" wrote in message
9.11...

....gittin elderer every day

Happy mumbleth Frank! You ain't old enough yet.....um.....work on that,
would ya?

Wolfgang

"Roger Ohlund" wrote in
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"Frank Church" wrote in message
9.11...
Seventy one big ones today! If'n I'da knowed I'd live this long I'da
taken better care of myself.


Happy birthday oldtimer.
I see you were born in the worst year of the depression in the United
States.
You seem to have had a positive effect on things since ;-)

/Roger

Not sure I deserve the credit Roger, but I'll take it.

fc