tying knots

"Ken Fortenberry" wrote in message
m...
Wayne Harrison wrote:

... at least you have discovered what's
important about the whole exercise.

Either that or she's discovered how to play roff like
a fiddle.

--
Ken Fortenberry

well, either way, she has bettered most of us.

yfitons
wayno

"Ken Fortenberry" wrote in message
...
Tim Carter wrote:
"Ken Fortenberry" wrote:
Either that or she's discovered how to play roff like
a fiddle.

I'll wager you'll never know the answer.

You'll lose because I already know the answer.

I like my chances in this one. The conclusion you've arrived at began with
your typical xenophobic tendencies, heightened by your blind hate for
another, exaggerated by your arrogance-fueled ignorance, and sealed with
your narcissistic denials.

"Ken Fortenberry" wrote in message
m...
Wayne Harrison wrote:

... at least you have discovered what's
important about the whole exercise.

Either that or she's discovered how to play roff like
a fiddle.

--
Ken Fortenberry


if you haven't figured it out by now, fortenberry, i am nothing, if not
genuine.....

why donchya see if you can borrow one of wolfie's shiny new nickels, and buy
yourself a f$#@&%* clue

snakefiddler

"Frank Reid" moc.deepselbac@diersicnarf wrote in message
...
I like my chances in this one. The conclusion you've arrived at began
with
your typical xenophobic tendencies, heightened by your blind hate for
another, exaggerated by your arrogance-fueled ignorance, and sealed with
your narcissistic denials.

BLEEP! FOUL! Into the penalty box for the use of 11 three or more
sylable
words in one sentence. Its the penalty box, ya gotta apologize, or, its
the
Kevin Vang torture. We bring in Cindy Crawford for the full body massage.

Jeez....two easy choices in a row. Do I get to choose her fingernail
polish?

I like my chances in this one. The conclusion you've arrived at began
with
your typical xenophobic tendencies, heightened by your blind hate for
another, exaggerated by your arrogance-fueled ignorance, and sealed with
your narcissistic denials.

BLEEP! FOUL! Into the penalty box for the use of 11 three or more sylable
words in one sentence. Its the penalty box, ya gotta apologize, or, its the
Kevin Vang torture. We bring in Cindy Crawford for the full body massage.

--
Frank Reid
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"Wayne Harrison" wrote in message
. com...

"snakefiddler" wrote


up there, it was foggy
as ****, and rainin pretty good- but there was no turning back now.
i
was
itchin to get into the water, and fish.
(snip)

i love this ****. i love the way it feels when i have a fish on the
line,
i
love the feel of the water swirling around my legs. this morning when i
was
out, i was alone, and because of the ****ty weather, the tourists and
their
noisy dogs were absent from the park, and the mist was rising off of the
water, and the air smelled sweet from all the wet trees, and shrubs, and
what-not, and it was like i was in some mystical place, and the rest of
the
world had disappeared.

that's fine prose, from a lady or not, and from a newbie or not. ****
'em if they think you flirt too much. at least you have discovered what's
important about the whole exercise.

your friend in the piedmont
wayno

snakefiddler wrote:

if you haven't figured it out by now, fortenberry, i am nothing, if not
genuine.....

Daisy Mae, if you haven't figured it out by now, there is at
least one person on this newsgroup who knows that you are as
phony as a ten dollar Rolex and not nearly as valuable.

--
Ken Fortenberry

"Ken Fortenberry" wrote in message
. ..
snakefiddler wrote:

if you haven't figured it out by now, fortenberry, i am nothing, if not
genuine.....

Daisy Mae, if you haven't figured it out by now, there is at
least one person on this newsgroup who knows that you are as
phony as a ten dollar Rolex and not nearly as valuable.

--
Ken Fortenberry

well, bud, i can assure you that i have met both you and her. and i can
say without a doubt that she is far less phony than you are.

On Sat, 12 Jun 2004 22:08:24 -0400, "snakefiddler"
wrote:


"Tim J." wrote in message
news:zaOyc.78245$3x.25212@attbi_s54...

If I sit on your lap and bat my eyelashes, will you show me, too, Uncle
Wayno?
)
--
TL,
Tim

now see, if one of the guys made a request for a fellow roffian to show him
how to tie a knot, i'm pretty sure it would have been met with a response
similar to something like, "yeah sure, i'll show ya at the next clave,or if
whatever next fishin event we attend."
but when i make a similar request, it is met with such silliness, and
disdain, as was offered up by forty- what gives?

Well, for me, based on what I've seen, put plain and simple: you're full
of it.

Sidenote - Before anyone gets all hysterical about "gentlemanly
behavior" or such, I'm not convinced yet that this "snakefiddler" is
real, much less a "lady," but even if "she" is both real and a female,
given what little I saw and Googled (hence my doubts), I feel no need or
desire to treat her any differently than a male who acts in such a
fashion, and that is based on the poster's own actions, and even,
apparently, desire to be treated like "one of the guys"...at least, for
the moment...and if some guy pulled any part of this coy ingenue-puppy
dog-Sandra Dee-Does-Dallas stuff, they'd be lit up faster than a
burlap-and- telephone-pole cross on a Hahira Saturday night...

Anyway, as I was saying, you're full of it. First, you act aghast that
anyone would react _in any way_ to your posts, be they to flirt back,
call you on it, or otherwise, and protest your innocence. Then you keep
it up, and do it again, and finally, admit that, "aw, gee, sucks, bat,
bat, bat, maybe I DO flirt a little...that's just me..." OK, fine (and
assuming you are a) real, and b) female), if you enjoy flirting, then be
honest and come right on out and act like it, flirt, get flirted with,
and enjoy it...hell, encourage it. But don't keep flip-flopping and
turning out crap about "if one of the GUYS asked..." because it's
nonsense - no "guy" (well, not one who isn't flirting, anyway) would, in
this context, ask questions as you have, give TRs with
stretch-out-in-a-bikini descriptions, or talk suggestively about
whatever autoerotic practices and devices he might enjoy, own, or use.
And if you or anyone else thinks I'm sexist, I'll admit to being
ordinarily so, just to save time, but even if I were the most sexist,
even misogynistic, asshole on the planet...well, OK, so I could only be
somewhere around 3rd or 4th, but in any case, I'd still be right...

HTH, but I have my doubts...
R

On Mon, 14 Jun 2004 02:53:01 GMT, "Wayne Harrison"
wrote:

well, bud, i can assure you that i have met both you and her.

OK, in reference to my other post, I'll at least act like, based on the
above, there actually is a female ("Jennifer") poster, but all else
stands. I (kinda) looked, but saw no posts of anyone (other than Opie)
having actually met her "real-world."

R