name that boat

knowing the intelligence, wit, character, spirit, and nature of this
place and those who inhabit it, thought i'd solicit suggestions for the
name of a sal****er fishing boat. i've already gotten "fuktard",
"teat", "blood meridian", "fool"... so, if you were gonna give the boat
an interesting, meaningful name...?

of course, knowing the intelligence, wit, character, spirit...well, you
know, i'm not full of expectation or anticipation. but, in the event a
suitable name is suggested and accepted, i intend to appropriate it like
a goverment condemning private property - except there'll be little or
no compensation.

jeff