Press Release: Paradise, MI: Wolves, Moose, Incredible Vacations

"Len McDougall, Outdoor Writer" wrote in message oups.com...
Press Release

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If you're planning a vacation that involves getting close to nature,
Paradise is the very definition of wilderness. Being neighborly is a
way of life for Paradisians, so if you've been disillusioned by
trampled parks and tourist destinations where visitors are made to feel
like dollar signs, don't you think it's time to experience Paradise?


The Yooper version of how Michigan Was created:
In da beginning dere was nuttin'.
Den on da first day God created da Upper Peninsula.
On da second day, He created da partridge, da deer, da bear, da fish and da ducks.
On da third day He said, let dere be Yoopers to roam da Upper Peninsula.
On da fourth day He created da udder world down below.
On da fifth day He said "Let dere be trolls to live in da world down below".
On da sixth day He created da bridge so da trolls would have a way to get to heaven.
God saw it, and it was good and on da seventh day He went huntin'.

And God's name is Len McDougall........ http://www.pastypower.com/