Most of coursely, we at the AP is full of folks with, um, commodious newsrighting ability...really...NO ****!!

"rb608" wrote in message
news:2M4Xg.3086$WD1.1255@trndny04...
"daytripper" wrote in message
Ok, credit where credit is due, that was at least *kinda* funny.
In return, here is your reward.
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/15145917/

Funny, sure; but how about the headline link at the bottom, "Be advised,
hemorrhoid cream not for the face". I mean really, how many people needed
that cleared up?

Well, judging by the storage facility used by so many people when their
heads are not actually being used for anything more than ballast......which
is to say, most of the time.....I'd venture that what needs to be cleared up
is almost certainly exactly what the cream was designed for in the first
place. Thus, the real issue here is one of truth in advertising.

Wolfgang
who, on the other hand, is not at all comfortable with the lingering
possibility that the manufacturers really DON'T have any idea of what their
product is for.