And here's what's even funnier...

On Apr 2, 6:18 pm, "Flytyer37" wrote:
Y'all made yer bed...probably with latex sheets and Crisco...

I tried that once with my girlfriend in Los Angeles. Lost her. No,
we didn't break up. I truly lost her. Jumped on top of her in bed
and she shot out the window. Never saw her again. Searched for her
for a couple of hours till the cats started following me around trying
to lick off the Crisco.
Frank Reid
Polywater A, better than Crisco. Works in the cold, flys don't like
it, easy to wash off ( comes off in the hotel pool).. Available at
your local electrical supply house.
http://www.polywater.com/polya.html