Burro chili

Just visiting this newsgroup and viewed archives - saw this old
message I thought some of new readers might enjoy

| A homeless friend called and ask to borrow my indian outfit. Seems
he had
a
| job offer from the local petting zoo. He was to stand out front and
wave
an
| American flag to attract customers, and thought a costume would
help.
| Remembering that ethnic cleansing did not start in Bosnia I was
concerned
| about the image---- but more worried that he might war a Uncle Sam
outfit
| and wave a confederate flag. I agreed to lend him my 29$ authentic
cherokee
| chiefs headdress.
| THEREFORE yestertday the owner of the petting zoo called and wanted
to
| repay the favor. Seems he has a burro he wants to get rid of, not
sick ,
| just old and smelly. { he falls down whenever the kids pet too
hard } Did
I
| have any use for him?
| THEREFORE I remembered and old Seminol recipe for goat chili and got
the
| clavemasters permission to cook dinner for everyone on Tuseday
night.
Don't
| know how I will kill Old Bob [the burro] as my neighbor complain
when I
| shoot squirlls in the back yard , and my squaw won't help as last
time she
| held rope on a goat we were trying to hit in head with a baseball
bat, the
| goat jumped and I struck her soundly.
| THEREFORE my question is--do any of you flytiers use parts of a
burro in
| your art efforts" The tail hair is sort of ragged but there is some
fuzz
| around the ears. I could bring parts to clave and save mailing
expense.
| Please contact me by e-mail. Indain Joe