Bizarre Hook-Ups

*I* knew it had nothing to do with you. *There was no mention of pain,
broken bones, contusions, hockey, lacerations, missing digits,
hospitalization, amubulances, fabric stores, dunkings, blunt trauma or
unexpected manned (which is to say, extravehicular) flight with rough
landings.

HAH! * * *

g.
lifelong close reader

Well, my eldest daughter is carrying on in the family tradition. As
father-of-the-bride, I'm supposed to walk her down the aisle next week
and she's just torn 3 ligaments in her ankle. Think I'm going to have
to carry her down the aisle.
Frank Reid