OT Debate

Doctors Debate Obama Health Plan.

The American Medical Association has weighed in on the
new health care plan being developed by the Obama Team.

The Allergists voted to scratch it, but the Dermatologists
advised not to make any rash moves. The Gastroenterologists
had sort of a gut feeling about it, but the neurologists
thought the Administration had a lot of nerve. The
Obstetricians felt they were all laboring under a
misconception, and Ophthalmologists considered the idea
shortsighted.

Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!" while the
Pediatricians said, 'Oh, Grow up!' The Psychiatrists
thought the whole idea was madness, while the Radiologists
could see right through it.

Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing.

The Internists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow, and
the Plastic Surgeons said, "This puts a whole new face on
the matter." The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward,
but the Urologists were ****ed off at the whole idea. The
Anesthesiologists thought the idea was a gas, and the
Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.

In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire
decision up to the assholes in Washington.