New version of a "Full Reid"

No, I did not fall down. No, I didn't use power tools.
Okay, new can of spray sealing foam. Install top, press lever, top
blows off and the contents of the can sprays all over me and the
attic. And continues to spray as I try to get it into a bucket. Face,
hair, shirt, shorts, arms, hands, and legs.
Just wash up. Nuh uh. Mineral sprits. Well, mineral spirits don't
clean this stuff off. My fingers are glued together in a permanent
vulcan salute.
Scrape the stuff off the can and read the "clean up" label. Let dry
and remove "mechanically." Well, that'll hurt. Can use acetone.
Hmm, bride and daughter, do you have any nail polish remover? No, we
only use acetone-free remover. Arrrgh!
Just call me dolphin boy. Fingers are stuck in a permanent Vulcan
salute.
Finally, ask the cleaning professionals (the women) what to do.
Oatmeal soap and Comet gets it off the hands. My need to go get a
haircut. Don't let this stuff get in the hair on your arms and legs.
Think I'm gonna loose my right eyebrow.
Frank Reid