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On Sep 6, 7:51*am, Frank Church wrote:
D. LaCourse wrote innews:201109041822518930-davplac@aolcom:





On 2011-09-04 16:49:07 -0400, Frank Church
said:

D. LaCourse wrote in news:2011090416280643658-
Coming from someone who never served their country **in any
manner**. If there ever was a **** stain on roff, Fortenberry, it is
you.

Dave

Now that's more like it, Facebook could never replace my dear old
loveable roff. I've missed it so. /s/

Frank Sr.
who would never wear **** stained shorts, adult diapers on the other
hand...

smile *Remember the three rules of being an old codger, Frank:

1. *Never give up the opportunity to take a ****.

2. *Never waste an erection, even if you're alone.

3. *Never, ever, trust a fart.

Dave

Apropos of #3, I recently endured 11, yes 11, days of diarrhea, the first
week of it I didn't dare get more than 50' from the bathroom so was
trapped at home unable to get to my doctor or a drugstore for Immodium or
Lomotil. The method of getting to the bathroom when an attack occured was
what us old farmers used to call "doing the green apple quickstep".
After the first week I was able to make a real quick trip to town to get
the necessary stuff to slow things down. (which, btw, didn't work) Found
out later through my massage lady that some sort of virus was going
around and I wasn't alone in doing this dance of doo doo. How nice,
misery loves company!

Massage?

Ahem.....

Should'a maybe wrapped that rascal.

Frank Sr.
...does anyone else have a cat that must accompany one to the toilet and
watch?

Ah.....well.....there's a simple, cheap, and eternally effective cure
for that.

giles
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