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Four married guys go fishing. After an hour, the following conversation
took place. First guy: " You have no idea what I had to do to be able to
come out fishing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I will paint
every room in the house next weekend." Second guy: " that's nothing, I had
to promise my wife that I will build her a new deck for the pool." Third
guy: " Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I will
remodel the kitchen for her." They continue to fish when they realized that
the fourth guy has not said a word. So they asked him. You haven't said
anything about what you had to do to be able to come fishing this weekend.
" What's the deal?" Fourth guy: " I just set my alarm for 5:30 am. When it
went off, I shut off my alarm, gave the wife a nudge and said, " Fishing or
Sex" and she said, " Wear a Sweater."

Frank Sr.
I lost 110lbs last year, my wife left me. YAY!