OT In Defense of Tofu

"Kevin Vang" wrote in message
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Obviously, you need to eat fresher grasshoppers. Come visit me
anytime from late July to mid-September, and you will find about
a bazillion (roughly) grasshoppers in my garden, cheerfully eating
all my veggies down to the ground.

Well, the freshness issue did occur to me, but the truth is that after my
initial experiment my zeal was somewhat diminished. However, I appreciate
the offer but, while we don't have so many here that they are a problem in
the garden (locust plagues seem to be pretty much an arid land phenomenon),
we have enough to satisfy my needs.....even in the seemingly unlikely event
that I should suddenly become enamored. I'll keep you in mind if we ever
run short.

If you eat enough of them, I
might even quit spraying them with insecticide.

Um.....thanks.....I guess.

Wolfgang
who, if the truth be told, was never really all that fond of diazanon
either.