letter to Barbara Bush

Dear Barbara,
How are you? I just wanted to ask you what you thought of the evil demon seed
you spawned? You know. the drunk that was coked up all those years, little
George? The loser who lived with you until he was in his 30's? Can you
believe how far he's gotten??!! Only in America!!! And then there is his
lovely wife, Laura, the murderess who did such a spectacular job parenting the
two document forging, drunken, slutty twins. You must be proud of them. And
let's not forget Neil! You know your son that ripped off the government for
about a
billion dollars in the Savings and Loan? He's the one that has sex with any
random naked women that ends up at his hotel door while being paid off by the
government of China. You did great with him! And speaking of prostitutes,
how's your husband? Isnt he going to make lots and lots of money with the
Carlyle Organization over the War? Wasnt he doing business with Bin Ladens
Family before Sept 11? I think so. Well, at least he isn't cheating on you
with Jennifer Fitzgerald, his personal secretary, like he was when he was Vice
President under Reagan. Lets not forget you son, Jeb and his lovely family,
Nicole had that unfortunate incarceration a while ago, but I'm sure she is fine
now. Besides, she's a Bush. She has until she is 40 to sober up. Well, I got
to go, have to watch your son's disasterous war on TV and all the soldiers he
killed (don't worry, Georgie boy banned photos of body bags, so you need not
worry your beautiful mind with such things)! Bye Barbara, hope you sleep well
tonight.

BushAWOLBush
"I just hope nobody notices how bad our record is." George W. Bush 2/26/2004