Bad day -non ff

Based on a bet by the other members of his threesome, Everitt Sanchez tried
to wash his own "balls" in a ball washer at the local golf course. Proving
once again that beer and testosterone are a bad mix, Sanchez managed to
straddle the ball washer and dangle his scrotum in the machine. Much to his
dismay, one of his buddies upped the ante by spinning the crank on the
machine with Sanchez's scrotum in place, thus wedging them solidly in the
mechanism. Sanchez, who immediately passed his threshold of pain, collapsed
and tumbled from his perch. unfortunately for Sanchez, the height of the
ball washer was more than a foot higher off the ground than his testicles
are in a normal stance, and the scrotum was the weakest link.
Sanchez's scrotum was ripped open during the fall, and one testicle was
plucked from him forever and remained in the washer, while the other
testicle was compressed and flattened as it was pulled between the housing
of the washer, and the rotating machinery inside. To add insult to injury,
Sanchez broke a new $300 driver that he had just purchased from the pro
shop, and was using to balance himself. Sanchez was rushed to the hospital
for surgery, and the remaining threesome were asked to leave the course.


Hell it's a rainy friday night and thought youall would enjoy reading of
this recent 'incident'