OT Surprisingly, not so bad

Frank Reid wrote:

I dare say any college football team from McMasturbate of
Canuckistan or Dirty Feet of North Cackalacky that would
dare venture into Memorial Stadium would be most soundly
and thoroughly thrashed, trashed and beaten.


Well, them damn blue devils got spanked by a big old Maryland terp today.
Can you say 55 to 21?

Yes indeedy, I can. I can also report that the Cardinals of
Louisville University marched through Kenan Stadium like
Sherman through Georgia and the hapless Tar Heels of North
Cackalacky were skunked 34 to Zeeeeeeeeero.

Meanwhile, those refreshingly amateurish McMaster Marauders
were defeated on a last-minute field goal while the fans of
the Laurier Golden Hawks at University Stadium in Waterloo,
Ontario set a new Guinness world record for the simultaneous
use of, I chide you not, whoopee cushions. I sweartagawd, you
just cannot make this **** up. ;-)

--
Ken Fortenberry