OT Humor for librarians

"George Cleveland" wrote in message
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On Wed, 17 Aug 2005 17:16:23 -0500, "Wolfgang"
wrote:


"Mark W. Oots" mark_ctc@(no spam)ameritech.net wrote in message
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"Ken Fortenberry" wrote in message
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The Tribune has started running a Garrison Keillor
piece once a week. This one's pretty funny.

http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/o...,6563719.story

--
Ken Fortenberry

I'm with him on the 10000 ft runway at Waseca. I flew in and out of
there
often when I worked for Airfone in the early days. It would probably see
a
lot of traffic, considering the huge outlet mall just down the road in
Owatonna. (Could relieve the congestion at Owatonna Municipal)

I also like the logic pertaining to libraries and terrorism. It's at
least
as valid as any argument the government ever made.

Au contraire, libraries are veritable hotbeds of sedition. Far from being
weapons in the fight against terrorism, they own the BOOK on it! That's
right boys and girls, every perversion, every heresy, every schism, every
treason, every apostasy, every abomination in the eyes of the Lord, every
act of terror, every subjugation, every tyranny, every murder, every foul
deed done in the dark of night, every infidelity, every betrayal of the
public trust, every felony, every perjury, every assault, every
misdemeanor,
every crime against humanity, every little white lie, every malfeasance,
every cardinal sin, every genocide, every parricide, every matricide,
every
regicide, every infanticide, every incest and self-pollution........you'll
find 'em right there at YOUR (tax supported!!) public library!

Wolfgang
who, having never gone near the place, confesses he has all this by
hearsay......but takes it pretty darn seriously nevertheless.



Amen Brother!

Not to mention they are perfect examples of Creeping Socialism!

****in-A! Next thing you know, it'll be fire departments, police, public
parks, municipal water and sewage treatment, insurance, pensions, democratic
elections, vaccinations, fluoridation, pest control, girl scouts, courts,
garbage pickup, electrification, education of the ****ing masses, for God's
sake!.....WHERE WILL IT END??!! REGULATION OF BUSINESS??!!!!

Wolfgang
CREEPING? GALLOPING (or whatever the hell it is that mules do) IS MORE LIKE
IT!

Au contraire, libraries are veritable hotbeds of sedition. Far from being
weapons in the fight against terrorism, they own the BOOK on it! That's
right boys and girls, every perversion, every heresy, every schism, every
treason, every apostasy, every abomination in the eyes of the Lord, every
act of terror, every subjugation, every tyranny, every murder, every foul
deed done in the dark of night, every infidelity, every betrayal of the
public trust, every felony, every perjury, every assault, every misdemeanor,
every crime against humanity, every little white lie, every malfeasance,
every cardinal sin, every genocide, every parricide, every matricide, every
regicide, every infanticide, every incest and self-pollution........you'll
find 'em right there at YOUR (tax supported!!) public library!

Wolfgang

That ain't the half of it, Wolfgang; the Penn State Library subscribes
to Playboy!

vince
And they don't even have the decency to cut out the pictures!

"vincent p. norris" wrote in message
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...the Penn State Library subscribes
to Playboy!

*******S!

vince
And they don't even have the decency to cut out the pictures!

Irrelevant......we only read the articles anyway.

Wolfgang

Wolfgang wrote:

"vincent p. norris" wrote in message
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...the Penn State Library subscribes
to Playboy!

*******S!

vince
And they don't even have the decency to cut out the pictures!

Irrelevant......we only read the articles anyway.

I suspect a case could be made that the articles are just as obscene
as the pictures.


Chuck Vance (who only looks at the pictures ... honestly)