I haven't gotten my...

Tim J. wrote:

Interestingly enough, there are plenty of folk around here willing to
translate for me. Why, they even offer to think for me most times. ;-)

Live bunnies are an *excellent* source of nutrition.

--
Ken Fortenberry

Internal: to All Cadres and Members of the Communist Infiltration and
Linguini Spine Liberal Command: BRigada "Che y Vinceremos"

The following is a moral boosting "joke" for placement with our agents
and fellow travelers throughout the media. It may also be used in the weekly
agit-prop sessions spreading the use of synthetic tying material and
difficult knots, by all "sleeper" cadres presently serving as Walmart
Greeters and Fly Shop employees.

Proceed with JOKE:

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily
briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3
Brazilian soldiers were killed." "OH NO!" the
president exclaims. "That's terrible!" His staff sits
stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching
as the president sits, head in hands. Finally,
president looks up and asks, "How many is a
brazillion?"

(To be told in that whiny West Texas Patois unless doing so prevents cadre
from keeping a straight face and thereby diminishing the corrosive effects
such "jokes" have on the worker's patriotism and understanding of ones
proper "place" in a Khristian Kappitalist state.)

END of BurstCOMM.
Comandante "Dave"

P.S.: Remember to get your entries in for our weekly best "Finding those
few picky things wrong with Bush" drawing, so we can drag down the greatest
Christian country on earth, and continue to threaten the Airforce with all
those welfare babies, praise be Satin.

opie wrote:
FLYZ, YET!

That's strange, but the USPS Priority Mail was probably delayed as it
headed south. That switchover to the horse and buggy at the NC border
could cost you an extra day.
--
TL,
Tim
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http://css.sbcma.com/timj/

"Tim J." wrote in message
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opie wrote:
FLYZ, YET!

That's strange, but the USPS Priority Mail was probably delayed as it
headed south. That switchover to the horse and buggy at the NC border
could cost you an extra day.
--
TL,
Tim

What do ya mean "horse and buggy?" I'll get a call to come get 'em, once
they cross the state line!

OOpie

Originally Posted by opie

FLYZ, YET!

What the hell's the problem Tim! You sent them a day or two ago! :~^)

Mark --the ****-up, who anxiously awaits his box!--

P.S. I'm workin' on that special batch of yours still.

Hey Opie, I Got my box of Great Lookin Flies,and 2 from you
You did a Exellent ****in Job Amigo,Thank you OOPS Down here in Texas we also have a way with words WE 1st learn em at school and then it kinda winds up every where Where I come from, it's only a SLANG and not intended to offend unless used in that manner We do Not live in a Beaver Cleaver World, THIS is the REAL Thang and For some, it's Hard to ****in Except So OPIE as I was sayin, your Gonna Really ****in enjoy your Flies , You ALL did a Great ****in Job I Hope you catch some Good ****IN fish on the ****in Sweet Cheeks

"opie" wrote in message
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What the hell's the problem Tim!

Got mine today, good job everyone.

And Dave, how the hell did you even find the flipping hook, much less tie a
fly on it.

Wayne
not worthy