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Old May 20th, 2007, 06:34 PM posted to rec.outdoors.fishing.fly
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"Ken Fortenberry" wrote in message
t...
Dave LaCourse wrote:
Ken Fortenberry wrote:
I have more confidence that at least two gay guys are there than
I do about the Reverend Falwell having a spot at the table.


How can you even think of heaven when you don't believe in God.


Well, first I have a cup or two of coffee, then I grab the
Times and take a seat on the throne and sometimes, on really
good days, I think of heaven.

What
do you have to do to get to heaven, assuming there is one, of course?


It's easy for me, for you I'd recommend Metamucil.

--
Ken Fortenberry

Hell yea, kick his no good ass ! Commie pinko bedwetter !.

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Old May 16th, 2007, 01:58 AM posted to rec.outdoors.fishing.fly
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Ken Fortenberry wrote:
Cessna 310 wrote:
Ken Fortenberry wrote:
One of the founding fathers of the American Taliban is dead today
at age 73.

Jerry Falwell was as great a threat to tolerance and American values
as any American of the late 20th century. If he has a spot at the
heavenly table I hope god seats him between two gay guys.


Are you sure two gay guys would be there? I'm not about to second
guess who gets in.


I have more confidence that at least two gay guys are there than
I do about the Reverend Falwell having a spot at the table.


I'm not sure I'd want to pass judgment. Not my place to say who gets in
or why.

I guess I'm a little more tolerant of others' opinions even if I don't
agree with them.


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Old May 16th, 2007, 02:35 AM posted to rec.outdoors.fishing.fly
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Cessna 310 wrote:
Ken Fortenberry wrote:
Cessna 310 wrote:
Ken Fortenberry wrote:
One of the founding fathers of the American Taliban is dead today
at age 73.

Jerry Falwell was as great a threat to tolerance and American values
as any American of the late 20th century. If he has a spot at the
heavenly table I hope god seats him between two gay guys.

Are you sure two gay guys would be there? I'm not about to second
guess who gets in.


I have more confidence that at least two gay guys are there than
I do about the Reverend Falwell having a spot at the table.


I'm not sure I'd want to pass judgment. Not my place to say who gets in
or why.

I guess I'm a little more tolerant of others' opinions even if I don't
agree with them.


That doesn't sound like a good guess to me, but I guess it'll be
tolerated.

--
Ken Fortenberry
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Old May 16th, 2007, 02:40 AM posted to rec.outdoors.fishing.fly
Cessna 310
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Ken Fortenberry wrote:
Cessna 310 wrote:
Ken Fortenberry wrote:
Cessna 310 wrote:
Ken Fortenberry wrote:
One of the founding fathers of the American Taliban is dead today
at age 73.

Jerry Falwell was as great a threat to tolerance and American values
as any American of the late 20th century. If he has a spot at the
heavenly table I hope god seats him between two gay guys.

Are you sure two gay guys would be there? I'm not about to second
guess who gets in.

I have more confidence that at least two gay guys are there than
I do about the Reverend Falwell having a spot at the table.


I'm not sure I'd want to pass judgment. Not my place to say who gets
in or why.

I guess I'm a little more tolerant of others' opinions even if I don't
agree with them.


That doesn't sound like a good guess to me, but I guess it'll be
tolerated.


Who are you to judge?

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Old May 20th, 2007, 06:39 PM posted to rec.outdoors.fishing.fly
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"Ken Fortenberry" wrote in message
t...
Cessna 310 wrote:
Ken Fortenberry wrote:
Cessna 310 wrote:
Ken Fortenberry wrote:
One of the founding fathers of the American Taliban is dead today
at age 73.

Jerry Falwell was as great a threat to tolerance and American values
as any American of the late 20th century. If he has a spot at the
heavenly table I hope god seats him between two gay guys.

Are you sure two gay guys would be there? I'm not about to second
guess who gets in.

I have more confidence that at least two gay guys are there than
I do about the Reverend Falwell having a spot at the table.


I'm not sure I'd want to pass judgment. Not my place to say who gets in
or why.

I guess I'm a little more tolerant of others' opinions even if I don't
agree with them.


That doesn't sound like a good guess to me, but I guess it'll be
tolerated.

--
Ken Fortenberry

Rev.Jerry will sit on the right hand of "Saint Martin the Immaculate"

at the big pig pickin in the sky. Give me a Hoo Ha !
anonymous **** ouizel



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Old May 15th, 2007, 11:37 PM posted to rec.outdoors.fishing.fly
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On Tue, 15 May 2007 13:30:01 -0500, Ken Fortenberry
wrote:

One of the founding fathers of the American Taliban is dead today
at age 73.

Jerry Falwell was as great a threat to tolerance and American values
as any American of the late 20th century. If he has a spot at the
heavenly table I hope god seats him between two gay guys.


One of them should be Tinky Winky...
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Old May 16th, 2007, 01:17 AM posted to rec.outdoors.fishing.fly
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On 15-May-2007, Ken Fortenberry wrote:

One of the founding fathers of the American Taliban is dead today
at age 73.

Jerry Falwell was as great a threat to tolerance and American values
as any American of the late 20th century. If he has a spot at the
heavenly table I hope god seats him between two gay guys.

--
Ken Fortenberry


Good riddance to another floating piece of flotsam and jetsam
Hopefully Dick Cheney will follow him soon
along with a few others in the present administration.
It would not pain me or my consxience a bit tio these these reprobates fall.

Fred
 




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