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  #1  
Old August 6th, 2007, 07:27 PM posted to alt.hackers.malicious,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.flyfishing,alt.buzzard.rules,alt.oldtimer
ThePsyko
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Default Slow People Suck

On 03 Aug 2007 I stormed the castle called alt.hackers.malicious and
heard BigNetBuy cry out in news:bMPsi.8310$ug3.966@trnddc06...

ThePsyko wrote:
On 03 Aug 2007 I stormed the castle called alt.hackers.malicious and
heard BuZZard cry out in news:i3Ksi.39$Aj6.4@trnddc01...

"BigNetBuy" wrote in
message news:bbmsi.1482$BQ.25@trnddc03...
Why do you slow old *******s continue to drive? Is 55mph to fast
for you? Do you need a expletive retirement lane where you can
drive using your walkers at a leisurely 0.000000001mph that you do?

I was behind this big expletive Oldsmobile (notice the
coincidence? OLD people drive OLDsmobiles).

He was doing, at most, 35mph...ON THE expletive INTERSTATE.
Meanwhile, cars are literally FLYING past him at 55-65-75mph. He's
creating a safety hazard with his leisurely cruise up the
Interstate. Cars are backing up, swerving to avoid him, honking,
etc.

Clearly, old people should stick to country roads.
Agreed.. i live in a retirement state.




yeah but you're stoned so it's a good thing you can't drive too fast!


Conspiracy to get Buzzard high.

I'm calling the DEA, clown.



NARC!!

--
ThePsyko
Public Enemy #7

******ing off the planet, one person at a time**



  #2  
Old August 7th, 2007, 03:36 PM posted to alt.hackers.malicious,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.flyfishing,alt.buzzard.rules,alt.oldtimer
§ñühw¤£f
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Posts: 5
Default Slow People Suck

ThePsyko pinched out a steaming pile
:

On 03 Aug 2007 I stormed the castle called alt.hackers.malicious and
heard BigNetBuy cry out in news:bMPsi.8310$ug3.966@trnddc06...

ThePsyko wrote:
On 03 Aug 2007 I stormed the castle called alt.hackers.malicious

and
heard BuZZard cry out in news:i3Ksi.39$Aj6.4@trnddc01...

"BigNetBuy" wrote in
message news:bbmsi.1482$BQ.25@trnddc03...
Why do you slow old *******s continue to drive? Is 55mph to fast
for you? Do you need a expletive retirement lane where you can
drive using your walkers at a leisurely 0.000000001mph that you

do?

I was behind this big expletive Oldsmobile (notice the
coincidence? OLD people drive OLDsmobiles).

He was doing, at most, 35mph...ON THE expletive INTERSTATE.
Meanwhile, cars are literally FLYING past him at 55-65-75mph.

He's
creating a safety hazard with his leisurely cruise up the
Interstate. Cars are backing up, swerving to avoid him, honking,
etc.

Clearly, old people should stick to country roads.
Agreed.. i live in a retirement state.




yeah but you're stoned so it's a good thing you can't drive too

fast!


Conspiracy to get Buzzard high.

I'm calling the DEA, clown.



NARC!!

The solution is quite obvious. All old people should drive cars that
have a "governor" that is set high. Porche boxters etc...

  #3  
Old August 4th, 2007, 04:08 AM posted to alt.hackers.malicious,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.flyfishing,alt.buzzard.rules,alt.oldtimer
BuZZard
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Posts: 2
Default Slow People Suck


"ThePsyko" wrote in message
t...
On 03 Aug 2007 I stormed the castle called alt.hackers.malicious and
heard BuZZard cry out in news:i3Ksi.39$Aj6.4@trnddc01...


"BigNetBuy" wrote in
message news:bbmsi.1482$BQ.25@trnddc03...

Why do you slow old *******s continue to drive? Is 55mph to fast for
you? Do you need a expletive retirement lane where you can drive
using your walkers at a leisurely 0.000000001mph that you do?

I was behind this big expletive Oldsmobile (notice the coincidence?
OLD people drive OLDsmobiles).

He was doing, at most, 35mph...ON THE expletive INTERSTATE.
Meanwhile, cars are literally FLYING past him at 55-65-75mph. He's
creating a safety hazard with his leisurely cruise up the Interstate.
Cars are backing up, swerving to avoid him, honking, etc.

Clearly, old people should stick to country roads.


Agreed.. i live in a retirement state.




yeah but you're stoned so it's a good thing you can't drive too fast!


well.. i have to be stoned.. to gel with the crazyness.. bwahaaha


  #4  
Old August 2nd, 2007, 05:26 PM posted to alt.hackers.malicious,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.flyfishing,alt.buzzard.rules,alt.oldtimer
BigNetBuy
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Posts: 10
Default Slow People Suck

Meat Plow wrote:
On Thu, 02 Aug 2007 14:50:47 +0000, BigNetBuy wrote:

Why do you slow old *******s continue to drive? Is 55mph to fast for
you? Do you need a expletive retirement lane where you can drive
using your walkers at a leisurely 0.000000001mph that you do?

I was behind this big expletive Oldsmobile (notice the coincidence?
OLD people drive OLDsmobiles).

He was doing, at most, 35mph...ON THE expletive INTERSTATE.
Meanwhile, cars are literally FLYING past him at 55-65-75mph. He's
creating a safety hazard with his leisurely cruise up the Interstate.
Cars are backing up, swerving to avoid him, honking, etc.

Clearly, old people should stick to country roads.


Should have done a PIT maneuver on the old ****.


Heh. That would have made for a killer picture. Seeing that old koot's
face as his car spun around. lol



--
- Dean
"{BNB} is a little Net-Trollop. He sluts his wrath all over the place."
- John
Boyd
"BNB is a lying buffoon. making up fairy tales about clown
applications..." -
KiwiRock

http://members.aol.com/bignetbuy/clown.txt

--"How come you're so sweet?" --Kali

--Asshat Orwell accuses me of socking up -- AS MYSELF:

BigNetBuy wrote:

Hey pedo****! I saw you testing out some new header tricks. Planning
another nym hop?


--Onideus Mad Hatter confesses his raging pedophila:

Onideus Mad Hatter wrote in
:

Um, you really should watch your mouth, much of the "civilized" world
that you speak of has a legal age of 12 to 16...it's only here in the
US that 18 is the norm (and not even in all states). Sure the
Christian right doesn't much like to deal with reality, but it doesn't
make it go away. Most of those that are called pedophiles here in the
states are considered normal, everyday citizens in the vast majority
of the other civilized countries...something to think about. Perhaps
we're the ones who aren't as "civilized" at the rest of the
world...


and

Onideus Mad Hatter wrote in
:

Wake the **** up, you retard. The LEGAL AGE in most of the United
States isn't even 18.


And in many places it's not about the AGE so much as it's about the
AGE GAP. For example in Missouri if you're 17 you can rightly go and
**** yerself a consenting 14 year old no problem.

  #5  
Old August 3rd, 2007, 03:46 PM posted to alt.hackers.malicious,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.flyfishing,alt.buzzard.rules,alt.oldtimer
§ñühw¤£f
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Posts: 5
Default Slow People Suck

BigNetBuy pinched out a
steaming pile ofCAnsi.11784$8u1.9186@trnddc07:

Meat Plow wrote:
On Thu, 02 Aug 2007 14:50:47 +0000, BigNetBuy wrote:

Why do you slow old *******s continue to drive? Is 55mph to fast

for
you? Do you need a expletive retirement lane where you can drive
using your walkers at a leisurely 0.000000001mph that you do?

I was behind this big expletive Oldsmobile (notice the

coincidence?
OLD people drive OLDsmobiles).

He was doing, at most, 35mph...ON THE expletive INTERSTATE.
Meanwhile, cars are literally FLYING past him at 55-65-75mph. He's
creating a safety hazard with his leisurely cruise up the

Interstate.
Cars are backing up, swerving to avoid him, honking, etc.

Clearly, old people should stick to country roads.


Should have done a PIT maneuver on the old ****.


Heh. That would have made for a killer picture. Seeing that old

koot's
face as his car spun around. lol

Oh look, its the Usenet Club for Sociopaths...


  #6  
Old August 3rd, 2007, 03:48 PM posted to alt.hackers.malicious,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.flyfishing,alt.buzzard.rules,alt.oldtimer
BigNetBuy
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Posts: 10
Default Slow People Suck

§ñühw¤£f wrote:
BigNetBuy pinched out a
steaming pile ofCAnsi.11784$8u1.9186@trnddc07:

Meat Plow wrote:
On Thu, 02 Aug 2007 14:50:47 +0000, BigNetBuy wrote:

Why do you slow old *******s continue to drive? Is 55mph to fast

for
you? Do you need a expletive retirement lane where you can drive
using your walkers at a leisurely 0.000000001mph that you do?

I was behind this big expletive Oldsmobile (notice the

coincidence?
OLD people drive OLDsmobiles).

He was doing, at most, 35mph...ON THE expletive INTERSTATE.
Meanwhile, cars are literally FLYING past him at 55-65-75mph. He's
creating a safety hazard with his leisurely cruise up the

Interstate.
Cars are backing up, swerving to avoid him, honking, etc.

Clearly, old people should stick to country roads.
Should have done a PIT maneuver on the old ****.

Heh. That would have made for a killer picture. Seeing that old

koot's
face as his car spun around. lol

Oh look, its the Usenet Club for Sociopaths...



I will fill you with false hopes again, clown!


--
- Dean
"{BNB} is a little Net-Trollop. He sluts his wrath all over the place."
- John
Boyd
"BNB is a lying buffoon. making up fairy tales about clown
applications..." -
KiwiRock

http://members.aol.com/bignetbuy/clown.txt

--"How come you're so sweet?" --Kali

--Asshat Orwell accuses me of socking up -- AS MYSELF:

BigNetBuy wrote:

Hey pedo****! I saw you testing out some new header tricks. Planning
another nym hop?


--Onideus Mad Hatter confesses his raging pedophila:

Onideus Mad Hatter wrote in
:

Um, you really should watch your mouth, much of the "civilized" world
that you speak of has a legal age of 12 to 16...it's only here in the
US that 18 is the norm (and not even in all states). Sure the
Christian right doesn't much like to deal with reality, but it doesn't
make it go away. Most of those that are called pedophiles here in the
states are considered normal, everyday citizens in the vast majority
of the other civilized countries...something to think about. Perhaps
we're the ones who aren't as "civilized" at the rest of the
world...


and

Onideus Mad Hatter wrote in
:

Wake the **** up, you retard. The LEGAL AGE in most of the United
States isn't even 18.


And in many places it's not about the AGE so much as it's about the
AGE GAP. For example in Missouri if you're 17 you can rightly go and
**** yerself a consenting 14 year old no problem.

  #7  
Old August 4th, 2007, 03:44 PM posted to alt.hackers.malicious,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.flyfishing,alt.buzzard.rules,alt.oldtimer
§ñühw¤£f
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Posts: 5
Default Slow People Suck

BigNetBuy pinched out a
steaming pile ofAeHsi.25$zg3.8@trnddc04:

§ñühw¤£f wrote:
BigNetBuy pinched out a
steaming pile ofCAnsi.11784$8u1.9186@trnddc07:

Meat Plow wrote:
On Thu, 02 Aug 2007 14:50:47 +0000, BigNetBuy wrote:

Why do you slow old *******s continue to drive? Is 55mph to fast

for
you? Do you need a expletive retirement lane where you can

drive
using your walkers at a leisurely 0.000000001mph that you do?

I was behind this big expletive Oldsmobile (notice the

coincidence?
OLD people drive OLDsmobiles).

He was doing, at most, 35mph...ON THE expletive INTERSTATE.
Meanwhile, cars are literally FLYING past him at 55-65-75mph.

He's
creating a safety hazard with his leisurely cruise up the

Interstate.
Cars are backing up, swerving to avoid him, honking, etc.

Clearly, old people should stick to country roads.
Should have done a PIT maneuver on the old ****.
Heh. That would have made for a killer picture. Seeing that old

koot's
face as his car spun around. lol

Oh look, its the Usenet Club for Sociopaths...



I will fill you with false hopes again, clown!

As if.





 




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