Lefty Limping

On Tue, 11 Mar 2008 01:41:29 GMT, "Tom Littleton"
wrote:


wrote in message
.. .
...we're having a cocktail
party this evening and stormtroopers running around would just make
things all weird...

....and, what, pray tell, do you find objectionable about weird? Gawd, I
remember that one party when....ahh, nevermind!
Tom

I don't mean good weird, I mean dating your sister
weird...stormtroopers-at-your-cocktail-party-because-you-called-Dick-Cheney-Darth
weird is never good weird, donchaknow...

TC,
R
....now, if they were Victoria's Secret lingerie model stormtroopers or
something...that's the kinda weird that turns the weird pro...

"Frank Reid" wrote in message
...
Okay, April 19th is my club's "Spring Fling." Special guest this year
is Lefty Kreh. Just got a call, so this is from the Tampa Tribune:
KREH NEEDS SURGERY: Famed fly-rodder Lefty Kreh, injured in a fall
during his seminar at the Tribune's Outdoors Expo on Sunday, said his
doctors have indicated he has tendon damage in his right leg, and he
needs surgery. He said recovery time is expected to be six to eight
weeks.

"If everything goes right, I expect to be back doing my seminars by
late spring or early summer," the 83-year-old Kreh said.

Hmm, he's not making the Spring Fling. Time to start cogitating. Any
ideas. Serious ones? This is our club's biggest fund raiser of the
year.
Frank Reid

Bernard "Lefty" Kreh,
He's getting up there in age, but still has a great sense of humor.
When I saw him at the ISE show two years ago, he joked saying;
"When I was young I used to volunteer my services to do shows,
then they asked me to do show, now they pay me the big bucks
to do shows....sure took me a long time to get there!"
-tom

Sorry Frank I will be busy that day wish I could help but would
interfer with lazin around the shanty

"Frank Reid" wrote in message
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I don't care if you did go out and cripple poor old Lefty, I'm not doing a
seminar in Omaha on Coyote Uglies!!!
I told ya before, and I'm sticking to it!g
dammit, Tom

I don't care if you did go out and cripple poor old Lefty, I'm not doing a
seminar in Omaha on Coyote Uglies!!!
I told ya before, and I'm sticking to it!g
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * dammit, Tom

A couple of folks did mention the Reid Effect.
Frank Reid

On Mar 10, 8:38*pm, "Tom Littleton" wrote:
"Frank Reid" wrote in message

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I don't care if you did go out and cripple poor old Lefty, I'm not doing a
seminar in Omaha on Coyote Uglies!!!
I told ya before, and I'm sticking to it!g
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * dammit, Tom

Tom, you know all them fancy, published tyers. Think we could get
Jack Gartside out here? We do have stripers. Anyone else come to
mind.
Frank Reid

On Mon, 10 Mar 2008 19:31:13 -0700 (PDT), Frank Reid
wrote:

On Mar 10, 8:38*pm, "Tom Littleton" wrote:
"Frank Reid" wrote in message

...

I don't care if you did go out and cripple poor old Lefty, I'm not doing a
seminar in Omaha on Coyote Uglies!!!
I told ya before, and I'm sticking to it!g
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * dammit, Tom

Tom, you know all them fancy, published tyers. Think we could get
Jack Gartside out here? We do have stripers. Anyone else come to
mind.

Maybe y'all need another "p"...toss in some Steak Tartare and good
Scotch and hell, what more could anyone want - corn-fed titty dancers,
raw meat, and liquor, the cornerstones of a well-balanced diet...

TC,
R

Frank Reid

Tom, you know all them fancy, published tyers. *Think we could get
Jack Gartside out here? *We do have stripers. *Anyone else come to
mind.

Maybe y'all need another "p"...toss in some Steak Tartare and good
Scotch and hell, what more could anyone want - corn-fed titty dancers,
raw meat, and liquor, the cornerstones of a well-balanced diet...

Just for you, we'll put Carl, Dick and Rush in Victoria Secrets
lingerie and send 'em all to your cocktail party.
Frank Reid
(who is now violently heaving due to a truely narley mental picture)

"Frank Reid" wrote in message
...
Think we could get
Jack Gartside out here? We do have stripers. Anyone else come to
mind.

Gartside might come......how much lead time?? Do you have his email or site
addy?? If not, email me.
Tom

Frank Reid wrote:
... Anyone else come to
mind.

Skip Morris seems like a nice enough guy, always willing
to sell you a book and sign it. I don't know if he has a
presentation in the can, but if you're that desperate ...

--
Ken Fortenberry