OT- Bad news from Texas

Crawford, Texas -- A tragic fire on Sunday destroyed the personal
library of President George W. Bush. Both of his books have been lost.

A presidential spokesman said the president was devastated, as he had not
finished coloring the second one.

Wayne Knight wrote:
Crawford, Texas -- A tragic fire on Sunday destroyed the personal
library of President George W. Bush. Both of his books have been lost.

A presidential spokesman said the president was devastated, as he had not
finished coloring the second one.



Pretty funny.

Reminds me of a joke that I heard a standup do on TV years ago.

"I got arrested once for smuggling books into Kentucky. I got off on a
technicality, though - no one could prove they were books."

Cheers,

Mark

"Wayne Knight" wrote in
:

Crawford, Texas -- A tragic fire on Sunday destroyed the personal
library of President George W. Bush. Both of his books have been lost.

A presidential spokesman said the president was devastated, as he had
not finished coloring the second one.



....that's almost as funny as "if john kerry pulled a face, how would you
know?"

fc

In article , "Wayne Knight"
wrote:

Crawford, Texas -- A tragic fire on Sunday destroyed the personal
library of President George W. Bush. Both of his books have been lost.

A presidential spokesman said the president was devastated, as he had not
finished coloring the second one.



I believe that one was originally about SPiro Agnre MT

Wayne Knight wrote...
Crawford, Texas -- A tragic fire on Sunday destroyed the personal
library of President George W. Bush. Both of his books have been lost.

A presidential spokesman said the president was devastated, as he had not
finished coloring the second one.

**** off, dickhead.

HTH.
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Warren
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Wayne Knight giggles:

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C'mon, Wayne. That one is old enough to vote. It was originally used when
Gov. Wallace was running.

Otoh, perhaps you can tell us why Kerry has an orange face all of a sudden.
You'd figure with his money he'd be able to get a regular tan instead of a
cheap one out of a bottle. d;op

"Warren" wrote in message
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**** off, dickhead.


such a potty mouth

Otoh, perhaps you can tell us why Kerry has an orange face all of a sudden.
You'd figure with his money he'd be able to get a regular tan instead of a
cheap one out of a bottle. d;op

Maybe going for the Irish Protestant vote? Hey, the Orangemen are still
a big voting block in Mass.

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Frank Reid
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Otoh, perhaps you can tell us why Kerry has an orange face all of a sudden.
You'd figure with his money he'd be able to get a regular tan instead of a
cheap one out of a bottle. d;op

Maybe going for the Irish Protestant vote? Hey, the Orangemen are still
a big voting block in Mass.

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Frank Reid
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"Mark Tinsky" wrote in message
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In article , "Wayne Knight"
wrote:

Crawford, Texas -- A tragic fire on Sunday destroyed the personal
library of President George W. Bush. Both of his books have been lost.

A presidential spokesman said the president was devastated, as he had not
finished coloring the second one.



I believe that one was originally about SPiro Agnre MT

Man, you just couldn't wait to post that, could you?

--riverman