If I caught a 3 foot jackbanok, can I be classed as a ****?

Wolfgang wrote:
"Phil Kyle" wrote in message
...

Ah, the old "No, I'm trolling *you*" routine. Original stuff.

Look closely, sport. You'll see I made no claim to originality. As I said
(and as we all knew anyway), you're in control.

Sic per gradus ad ima tenditur.

Know what I mean, Sparky? ;-)


Should I care?

Who knows. Maybe we'll find out together, huh?


Perv!

See, if *I* could do that, there is no telling where we'd be by now.

Wolfgang
place your bets, gentlemen.

http://www.coldbacon.com/pics/kliban/bkrock.gif
--
ah

"Phil Kyle" wrote in message
...

Say again?


Sure. No problem. I said:

You're out in your favorite stream.....one whose details you know
intimately. For quite a while now you've been watching a particular
submerged log......over there, just off the left bank, on the inside of the
curve. Nearly every time you come out here you see a terrific trout.....the
biggest you've ever seen in this stream.....come up and take a bug. But,
it's a difficult lie and you know this fish is a picky eater. Then, one day
when you know exactly what it's after and the conditions are just right, you
lay out a perfect cast. You know you've got the right bug on because you've
seen the brute come up several times and you know EXACTLY what he's taking.
You mend line......the tippet is slack and the line is taught......no
drag.....not even micro-drag........10 inches to go, and you just KNOW he's
going to take it this time.....and then.....and then......and then a STUPID
Rocky Mountain whitefish comes up out of nowhere and sucks in your bug! And
there ain't a DAMNED thing you can do about it except let him go and hope
that the trout didn't notice. But......and this is the good part!......the
trout ain't any smarter than the stupid whitefish......so you cast
again.........

Wolfgang
is anybody else having trouble seeing this?

"Phil Kyle" wrote in message
...

Say again?


Sure. No problem. I said:

You're out in your favorite stream.....one whose details you know
intimately. For quite a while now you've been watching a particular
submerged log......over there, just off the left bank, on the inside of the
curve. Nearly every time you come out here you see a terrific trout.....the
biggest you've ever seen in this stream.....come up and take a bug. But,
it's a difficult lie and you know this fish is a picky eater. Then, one day
when you know exactly what it's after and the conditions are just right, you
lay out a perfect cast. You know you've got the right bug on because you've
seen the brute come up several times and you know EXACTLY what he's taking.
You mend line......the tippet is slack and the line is taught......no
drag.....not even micro-drag........10 inches to go, and you just KNOW he's
going to take it this time.....and then.....and then......and then a STUPID
Rocky Mountain whitefish comes up out of nowhere and sucks in your bug! And
there ain't a DAMNED thing you can do about it except let him go and hope
that the trout didn't notice. But......and this is the good part!......the
trout ain't any smarter than the stupid whitefish......so you cast
again.........

Wolfgang
is anybody else having trouble seeing this?

On Sat, 27 Nov 2004 00:14:20 -0000, "Phil Kyle"
wrote:


"Phil Kyle" wrote in message
.. .
On Wed, 24 Nov 2004 00:46:54 -0000, "Ray Cutler"
wrote:

Please say yes, you sad *******s.

Phil Kyle abUsenet Arty Choke
\/////////////////////////////\
http://philkyle2003.greatnow.com/
\/////////////////////////////\


Thanks for posting my real URL this time Ray, much obliged.


Pleasure, Ray

You mean Barry? Or is it Fred? Jordan maybe?


--

Phil Kyle abUsenet Arty Choke
\/////////////////////////////\
http://philkyle2003.greatnow.com/
\/////////////////////////////\

"Phil Kyle" wrote in message
...
On Sat, 27 Nov 2004 00:18:34 -0000, "Phil Kyle"
wrote:


"Phil Kyle" wrote in message
.. .
On Wed, 24 Nov 2004 19:50:36 -0600, "Wolfgang"
wrote:


"Phil Kyle" wrote in message
.. .
On Tue, 23 Nov 2004 19:58:49 -0600, "Wolfgang"
wrote:


"Phil Kyle" wrote in message
...

"Wolfgang" wrote in message
...

"Phil Kyle" wrote in message
...
Please say yes, you sad *******s.

Well, gosh, Phil, you can be whatever you want to be.

Wolfgang
that's the beauty of low expectations.

Thanks for that, fancy a shag?

No thanks, I've got my own cigarettes.

Wolfgang


Don't you find Brum Uni bog cleaners sexy?

Actually, I probably don't have much more idea of what you're talking
about
than you do. However, I see by the latest spate of your replies to
your
own
witticisms that you are a great deal more clever than even I gave you
credit
for. This is going to be SUCH fun. Please DO go on.

Wolfgang
oh, and LOOK!, now we've got the brit trailer trash reading too!



You're right about having no idea. I thought I'd already explained
this, but for the hard of thinking I'll do it again. The original post
was a forgery, it was not me, so no I am not replying to myself. Get
it?

Actually, it wasn't a forgery it was me, I just happen to post from
various
addresses.

Hello Barry.

**** us, are there 3 of me now?
Well, Barry can share our half of the bed.

--

Phil Kunt abUsenet Arty Choke
\/////////////////////////////\
http://philkunt2003.greatnow.com/
\/////////////////////////////\

"Phil Kyle" wrote in message
...
On Sat, 27 Nov 2004 00:18:34 -0000, "Phil Kyle"
wrote:


"Phil Kyle" wrote in message
.. .
On Wed, 24 Nov 2004 19:50:36 -0600, "Wolfgang"
wrote:


"Phil Kyle" wrote in message
.. .
On Tue, 23 Nov 2004 19:58:49 -0600, "Wolfgang"
wrote:


"Phil Kyle" wrote in message
...

"Wolfgang" wrote in message
...

"Phil Kyle" wrote in message
...
Please say yes, you sad *******s.

Well, gosh, Phil, you can be whatever you want to be.

Wolfgang
that's the beauty of low expectations.

Thanks for that, fancy a shag?

No thanks, I've got my own cigarettes.

Wolfgang


Don't you find Brum Uni bog cleaners sexy?

Actually, I probably don't have much more idea of what you're talking
about
than you do. However, I see by the latest spate of your replies to
your
own
witticisms that you are a great deal more clever than even I gave you
credit
for. This is going to be SUCH fun. Please DO go on.

Wolfgang
oh, and LOOK!, now we've got the brit trailer trash reading too!



You're right about having no idea. I thought I'd already explained
this, but for the hard of thinking I'll do it again. The original post
was a forgery, it was not me, so no I am not replying to myself. Get
it?

Actually, it wasn't a forgery it was me, I just happen to post from
various
addresses.

Hello Barry.

**** us, are there 3 of me now?
Well, Barry can share our half of the bed.

--

Phil Kunt abUsenet Arty Choke
\/////////////////////////////\
http://philkunt2003.greatnow.com/
\/////////////////////////////\

"Wolfgang" wrote in message
...

"Phil Kyle" wrote in message
...

...Say turd if you mean turd

O.k., I'll try to remember that. Anyway, you see what I mean, right?

Wolfgang
no duh.......of COURSE he does.


Of course, and Phil does too.

--

Phil Kunt abUsenet Arty Choke
\/////////////////////////////\
http://philkunt2003.greatnow.com/
\/////////////////////////////\

"Wolfgang" wrote in message
...

"Phil Kyle" wrote in message
...

...Say turd if you mean turd

O.k., I'll try to remember that. Anyway, you see what I mean, right?

Wolfgang
no duh.......of COURSE he does.


Of course, and Phil does too.

--

Phil Kunt abUsenet Arty Choke
\/////////////////////////////\
http://philkunt2003.greatnow.com/
\/////////////////////////////\

"Wolfgang" wrote in message
...

"Phil Kyle" wrote in message
...

Say again?


Sure. No problem. I said:

You're out in your favorite stream.....one whose details you know
intimately. For quite a while now you've been watching a particular
submerged log......over there, just off the left bank, on the inside of
the
curve. Nearly every time you come out here you see a terrific
trout.....the
biggest you've ever seen in this stream.....come up and take a bug. But,
it's a difficult lie and you know this fish is a picky eater. Then, one
day
when you know exactly what it's after and the conditions are just right,
you
lay out a perfect cast. You know you've got the right bug on because
you've
seen the brute come up several times and you know EXACTLY what he's
taking.
You mend line......the tippet is slack and the line is taught......no
drag.....not even micro-drag........10 inches to go, and you just KNOW
he's
going to take it this time.....and then.....and then......and then a
STUPID
Rocky Mountain whitefish comes up out of nowhere and sucks in your bug!
And
there ain't a DAMNED thing you can do about it except let him go and hope
that the trout didn't notice. But......and this is the good
part!......the
trout ain't any smarter than the stupid whitefish......so you cast
again.........

Wolfgang
is anybody else having trouble seeing this?

Yep, big trouble

--

Phil Kyle abUsenet Arty Choke
\/////////////////////////////\
http://philkyle2003.greatnow.com/
\/////////////////////////////\

"Wolfgang" wrote in message
...

"Phil Kyle" wrote in message
...

Say again?


Sure. No problem. I said:

You're out in your favorite stream.....one whose details you know
intimately. For quite a while now you've been watching a particular
submerged log......over there, just off the left bank, on the inside of
the
curve. Nearly every time you come out here you see a terrific
trout.....the
biggest you've ever seen in this stream.....come up and take a bug. But,
it's a difficult lie and you know this fish is a picky eater. Then, one
day
when you know exactly what it's after and the conditions are just right,
you
lay out a perfect cast. You know you've got the right bug on because
you've
seen the brute come up several times and you know EXACTLY what he's
taking.
You mend line......the tippet is slack and the line is taught......no
drag.....not even micro-drag........10 inches to go, and you just KNOW
he's
going to take it this time.....and then.....and then......and then a
STUPID
Rocky Mountain whitefish comes up out of nowhere and sucks in your bug!
And
there ain't a DAMNED thing you can do about it except let him go and hope
that the trout didn't notice. But......and this is the good
part!......the
trout ain't any smarter than the stupid whitefish......so you cast
again.........

Wolfgang
is anybody else having trouble seeing this?

Yep, big trouble

--

Phil Kyle abUsenet Arty Choke
\/////////////////////////////\
http://philkyle2003.greatnow.com/
\/////////////////////////////\