If I caught a 3 foot jackbanok, can I be classed as a ****?

Phil Kyle wrote:
On Sat, 27 Nov 2004 00:14:20 -0000, "Phil Kyle"
wrote:


"Phil Kyle" wrote in message
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On Wed, 24 Nov 2004 00:46:54 -0000, "Ray Cutler"
wrote:

Please say yes, you sad *******s.

Phil Kyle abUsenet Arty Choke
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Thanks for posting my real URL this time Ray, much obliged.


Pleasure, Ray

You mean Barry? Or is it Fred? Jordan maybe?

fred
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ah

"Wolfgang" wrote in message
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"Phil Kyle" wrote in message
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O.k., I'll try to remember that. Anyway, you see what I mean, right?

Wolfgang
no duh.......of COURSE he does.


Of course, and Phil does too.

See, THIS is exactly what I mean! JUST when I think I've got you
cornered,
you come up with an incredible twist like this. Well, you and I have
known
all along that you're in control.......how could we doubt it, right? But
a
lot of folks out there were probably having a tough time making up their
minds. I mean, sometimes it looks (at least to the casual observer) like
I
know what I'm doing (and I confess that I sometimes fall into the trap of
believing it myself) and then......with a single off the cuff
phrase.....you
bring us all back to reality. I gotta tell ya, we here in ROFF have never
seen such linguistic and logical mastery. Oh sure, we've got a few folks
here who can turn a pretty metaphor or two, delve into the human psyche,
bare their souls, regale one another with riotous tales, blah, blah. But,
NEVER have we seen such adroit manipulation completed with such economy of
words and thought.

At risk of being repetitious, please allow me to reiterate that THIS is
exactly why no one is fooled as to who is in control here. Hell, if it
was
ME, usenet would be run by adults and for adults. Not that I object (for
whatever good it might do me......or anyone else, for that matter) to your
program......hell, if I did, it would not only be incumbent on me to come
up
with something better, but FIRST I'd have to come up with a legitimate
objection, right? And I can't! ****, this is beautiful! You're a
magician!

Wolfgang
who, even if he didn't know when he was
whupped.......um.......uh......well,
i guess it doesn't make any difference, huh?


WAM old sport, I AM correct here yes? Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart?
You are wasted son. Why the hell did you **** around with music when you
could have made a name for yourself in literature? Sorry to hear that you
can't, well, hmmmm, how do I say this, hear. Bloody good job you can read.
I'm so sorry that your mom died at 57 years of age, ecstasy or shagging?
How the hell is Leopold or should I say daddy? I realise that he taught you
all he knew. It didn't take long I bet.
I know for sure that his wifi pda was absolute ****. Ebuyer had a lot to
answer for even then.
Anyhow, keep up the good work and I'll toast a few of your chords just for
the hell of it.

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"Wolfgang" wrote in message
...

"Phil Kyle" wrote in message
...
O.k., I'll try to remember that. Anyway, you see what I mean, right?

Wolfgang
no duh.......of COURSE he does.


Of course, and Phil does too.

See, THIS is exactly what I mean! JUST when I think I've got you
cornered,
you come up with an incredible twist like this. Well, you and I have
known
all along that you're in control.......how could we doubt it, right? But
a
lot of folks out there were probably having a tough time making up their
minds. I mean, sometimes it looks (at least to the casual observer) like
I
know what I'm doing (and I confess that I sometimes fall into the trap of
believing it myself) and then......with a single off the cuff
phrase.....you
bring us all back to reality. I gotta tell ya, we here in ROFF have never
seen such linguistic and logical mastery. Oh sure, we've got a few folks
here who can turn a pretty metaphor or two, delve into the human psyche,
bare their souls, regale one another with riotous tales, blah, blah. But,
NEVER have we seen such adroit manipulation completed with such economy of
words and thought.

At risk of being repetitious, please allow me to reiterate that THIS is
exactly why no one is fooled as to who is in control here. Hell, if it
was
ME, usenet would be run by adults and for adults. Not that I object (for
whatever good it might do me......or anyone else, for that matter) to your
program......hell, if I did, it would not only be incumbent on me to come
up
with something better, but FIRST I'd have to come up with a legitimate
objection, right? And I can't! ****, this is beautiful! You're a
magician!

Wolfgang
who, even if he didn't know when he was
whupped.......um.......uh......well,
i guess it doesn't make any difference, huh?


WAM old sport, I AM correct here yes? Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart?
You are wasted son. Why the hell did you **** around with music when you
could have made a name for yourself in literature? Sorry to hear that you
can't, well, hmmmm, how do I say this, hear. Bloody good job you can read.
I'm so sorry that your mom died at 57 years of age, ecstasy or shagging?
How the hell is Leopold or should I say daddy? I realise that he taught you
all he knew. It didn't take long I bet.
I know for sure that his wifi pda was absolute ****. Ebuyer had a lot to
answer for even then.
Anyhow, keep up the good work and I'll toast a few of your chords just for
the hell of it.

--

Phil Kunt abUsenet Arsehole
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http://philkunt2003.greatnow.com/
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"Wolfgang" wrote in message
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"Phil Kyle" wrote in message
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is anybody else having trouble seeing this?

Yep, big trouble

O.k. Would you like me to repeat it one more time?

Hang on a sec, are you referring to the trouble I was having yesterday or
the trouble I'm having today?

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Phil Kyle abUsenet Arty Choke
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"Phil Kyle" wrote in message
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On Thu, 25 Nov 2004 01:40:28 GMT, ah wrote:

Phil Kyle wrote:
On Thu, 25 Nov 2004 01:23:03 +0000, Rooney wrote:

On Thu, 25 Nov 2004 01:20:35 +0000, Phil Kyle
wrote:

On Thu, 25 Nov 2004 00:40:24 GMT, ah wrote:

Phil Kyle wrote:
On Wed, 24 Nov 2004 23:48:54 GMT, ah wrote:

Wayne Harrison wrote:
"Phil Kyle" wrote in message
news On Wed, 24 Nov 2004 03:00:10 GMT, ah wrote:

Phil Kyle wrote:
"asadi...." wrote in message
hlink.net...
you are a dick
john

Thanks, I think.
Firstly, my name is Phil.
Secondly, you may be a yankie, so all bets off.

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Phil Kunt abUsenet Arty Choke
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Hi fred.
Hi Ray.

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tony? is dat u?

awh

Hi Wayne.
Hi Wayne.
Hi Wayne.
Hi Wayne.


No Waynes in demon.local please.
It's our only rule. Respect it and you'll be fine. Ignore it and
you'll find that no-one will talk to you about anything other than the
weather.
The clock is ticking.

It'sWayneing.

Thank goodness it's not Waxing!

Chrith hopes it's Wayneing men.


Hallelujah

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"Phil Kyle" wrote in message
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On Thu, 25 Nov 2004 01:40:28 GMT, ah wrote:

Phil Kyle wrote:
On Thu, 25 Nov 2004 01:23:03 +0000, Rooney wrote:

On Thu, 25 Nov 2004 01:20:35 +0000, Phil Kyle
wrote:

On Thu, 25 Nov 2004 00:40:24 GMT, ah wrote:

Phil Kyle wrote:
On Wed, 24 Nov 2004 23:48:54 GMT, ah wrote:

Wayne Harrison wrote:
"Phil Kyle" wrote in message
news On Wed, 24 Nov 2004 03:00:10 GMT, ah wrote:

Phil Kyle wrote:
"asadi...." wrote in message
hlink.net...
you are a dick
john

Thanks, I think.
Firstly, my name is Phil.
Secondly, you may be a yankie, so all bets off.

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Phil Kunt abUsenet Arty Choke
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http://philkunt2003.greatnow.com/
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Hi fred.
Hi Ray.

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Phil Kyle abUsenet Arty Choke
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tony? is dat u?

awh

Hi Wayne.
Hi Wayne.
Hi Wayne.
Hi Wayne.


No Waynes in demon.local please.
It's our only rule. Respect it and you'll be fine. Ignore it and
you'll find that no-one will talk to you about anything other than the
weather.
The clock is ticking.

It'sWayneing.

Thank goodness it's not Waxing!

Chrith hopes it's Wayneing men.


Hallelujah

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Phil Kunt, nuff said
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"Phil Kyle" wrote in message
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WAM old sport, I AM correct here yes?

WAM? George Michael? WTF?

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart?

Huh?

You are wasted son. Why the hell did you **** around with music when you
could have made a name for yourself in literature? Sorry to hear that you
can't, well, hmmmm, how do I say this, hear. Bloody good job you can read.
I'm so sorry that your mom died at 57 years of age, ecstasy or shagging?
How the hell is Leopold or should I say daddy? I realise that he taught
you
all he knew. It didn't take long I bet.
I know for sure that his wifi pda was absolute ****. Ebuyer had a lot to
answer for even then.
Anyhow, keep up the good work and I'll toast a few of your chords just for
the hell of it.

Actually, Mom was 84 when we buried her about seven weeks ago.......she'd
have been 85 this coming Monday. It had nothing to do with drugs or sex.
She was diabetic, had Parkinson's......ulcerated feet and legs led to
sepsis, which led to kidney and liver problems. Since standing and walking
were prohibitively painful, she was pretty much confined to bed for the last
six or eight months......except for the brief torturous intervals of
physical therapy. This enforced immobility, in turn, resulted in bed sores
that made lying in any position for more than a couple of minutes
excruciating. Staffing problems at nursing facilities being what they are,
she was often ignored for hours at a time........but I'm sure she would be
pleased to know that you've been thinking about her. Thank you for that.

And my hearing is excellent........better even than Beethoven's at my age,
thank you very much.

Anyway, I really wish that *I* was in control of this conversation.......I
think if I were, we'd talk about something else.

Wolfgang

"Phil Kyle" wrote in message
...

WAM old sport, I AM correct here yes?

WAM? George Michael? WTF?

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart?

Huh?

You are wasted son. Why the hell did you **** around with music when you
could have made a name for yourself in literature? Sorry to hear that you
can't, well, hmmmm, how do I say this, hear. Bloody good job you can read.
I'm so sorry that your mom died at 57 years of age, ecstasy or shagging?
How the hell is Leopold or should I say daddy? I realise that he taught
you
all he knew. It didn't take long I bet.
I know for sure that his wifi pda was absolute ****. Ebuyer had a lot to
answer for even then.
Anyhow, keep up the good work and I'll toast a few of your chords just for
the hell of it.

Actually, Mom was 84 when we buried her about seven weeks ago.......she'd
have been 85 this coming Monday. It had nothing to do with drugs or sex.
She was diabetic, had Parkinson's......ulcerated feet and legs led to
sepsis, which led to kidney and liver problems. Since standing and walking
were prohibitively painful, she was pretty much confined to bed for the last
six or eight months......except for the brief torturous intervals of
physical therapy. This enforced immobility, in turn, resulted in bed sores
that made lying in any position for more than a couple of minutes
excruciating. Staffing problems at nursing facilities being what they are,
she was often ignored for hours at a time........but I'm sure she would be
pleased to know that you've been thinking about her. Thank you for that.

And my hearing is excellent........better even than Beethoven's at my age,
thank you very much.

Anyway, I really wish that *I* was in control of this conversation.......I
think if I were, we'd talk about something else.

Wolfgang

"ah" wrote in message
news:ssRpd.1074$lv6.422@trnddc03...

What--in your opinion, of course--is the best fish to use to catch a fly?

Hard to say without more information. What kind of fly? Moving water or
still? Is there a hatch taking place? You want to fish wet or dry?
Looking for a realistic imitation?.....something impressionistic?.....a
searching pattern?

It ain't as easy as it looks.

Wolfgang
um.......well, o.k......sometimes it is.

ah wrote:

Wolfgang wrote:

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Who's Ray?


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