If I caught a 3 foot jackbanok, can I be classed as a ****?

Wolfgang wrote:
"ah" wrote in message news:xk1qd.545$xk5.35@trnddc09...

Wolfgang wrote:
I never knew any of my grandparents. Sometimes, in one of those rare
reflective moments, I like to think that with the benefit of their
influence
I might have become someone they'd be proud of. That must be a good
feeling.

Well, I knew mine long enough to disappoint them a thousand times, as well
as
bring them joy to a similar (yet thankfully more effectual) degree.

Yeah, life is a mixed bag.

Thankfully *whew*


If you brought your parents joy, so too would you have provided for your
grands.

In my gripping hand, these parents (adoptive, and biological) will know no
grandchildren by me . . . luckily, they have not scolded me for this, as
yet g

I'm afraid I brought very little joy to my parent's lives. However, that's
not entirely my fault......they just weren't very joyful people. As a
matter of fact, there is mounting evidence that it wasn't my fault at all.

Posession, I've heard, is 9/10ths of the Law g

In recent years I've discovered that not only do I have a devoted coterie of
fans here in r.o.f.f. (I like to think of them as the children I never had)
who read with evident joy every word that I write, but people actually
wander over from other news groups just to talk to me. I guess I'm even
luckier than you.

Of this I am glad.

I lay back, now, from talking; to listen.

Can I come back and hollar at you again sometime?
--
ah

"ah" wrote in message
news:2j7qd.1753$6o5.113@trnddc08...

Can I come back and hollar at you again sometime?

Sure......anytime you feel the urge to be in control........and Phil will
let you.

Wolfgang

"Wolfgang" In recent years I've discovered that not
only do I have a devoted coterie of
fans here in r.o.f.f. (I like to think of them as the children I never
had) who read with evident joy every word that I write, but people
actually wander over from other news groups just to talk to me. I guess
I'm even luckier than you.

Wolfgang

Indian Joe passing thru----enjoy reading some of your stuff but would
question "a devoted of fans "-----but it is too early in morning to work
over a witter tag.

Lets get up a kayak day at next N.C. fishing gathering--paper should be
here by now ----

"Wolfgang" succumbed to the irresistable force of peer
pressure and finally wrote:

"Phil Kyle" wrote in message
.. .

WAM old sport, I AM correct here yes?

WAM? George Michael? WTF?

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart?

Huh?

Duh?

You are wasted son. Why the hell did you **** around with music when you
could have made a name for yourself in literature? Sorry to hear that you
can't, well, hmmmm, how do I say this, hear. Bloody good job you can read.
I'm so sorry that your mom died at 57 years of age, ecstasy or shagging?
How the hell is Leopold or should I say daddy? I realise that he taught
you
all he knew. It didn't take long I bet.
I know for sure that his wifi pda was absolute ****. Ebuyer had a lot to
answer for even then.
Anyhow, keep up the good work and I'll toast a few of your chords just for
the hell of it.

Actually, Mom was 84 when we buried her about seven weeks ago.......she'd
have been 85 this coming Monday. It had nothing to do with drugs or sex.
She was diabetic, had Parkinson's......ulcerated feet and legs led to
sepsis, which led to kidney and liver problems. Since standing and walking
were prohibitively painful, she was pretty much confined to bed for the last
six or eight months......except for the brief torturous intervals of
physical therapy. This enforced immobility, in turn, resulted in bed sores
that made lying in any position for more than a couple of minutes
excruciating. Staffing problems at nursing facilities being what they are,
she was often ignored for hours at a time........but I'm sure she would be
pleased to know that you've been thinking about her. Thank you for that.

And my hearing is excellent........better even than Beethoven's at my age,
thank you very much.

Anyway, I really wish that *I* was in control of this conversation.......I
think if I were, we'd talk about something else.

Wolfgang

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