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"Tom Littleton" wrote in message
news:5yGBi.6448$J65.1935@trndny08...
snipBTW, to all the major combatants, this is some of
the funniest(in a pathetic sort
of way) stuff I've read in a while.
Tom
Brings back memories of when I was a kid enjoying reading the antics of
Donald Duck, Scrooge Mc Duck, & Huey, Dewey, & Louie Duck.

Bob Weinberger

On Thu, 30 Aug 2007 15:53:38 -0400, Dave LaCourse
wrote:

On Thu, 30 Aug 2007 09:55:58 -0400, daytripper
wrote:

As for pinging: trust me, anyone that drives so slow as to take two goddamned
days to drive from Boston to NC could fill the car with white gas and never
have it ping...

You lying sack of ****. It was YOU who said we should hold up for the
night. We got a late start from your house. Hell, I was ready to go
at 6 that morning but waited for you. And when we couldn't find a
motel (glad we didn't, because I imagine I would have had to pay for
it) because of some school thing going on, we crashed at my
brother-in-law's, and I seem to remember you had no problem falling
asleep.

Oh wow - still haven't learned anything yet? Still think you can get yourself
out of one lie by creating new ones? And even while demonstrating you can't
keep track of all of those lies any longer. That's just sad.

Sure, Davie. This lie makes *tons* of sense - that someone at least 10 years
fresher than you, in far better shape than you, who drove further into NC from
Boston, and then back again, in one shot, only stopping for fuel and the
occasional good **** (jealous, ain'tcha ;-) would *insist* on driving through
the ****ing countryside in the middle of the ****ing nite to crash in some
poor unsuspecting victims of some prior acquaintance with you - all the while
only two goddamned more hours from our final destination.

Right. That one flies like a brick.

I'd ask, here, just how pathetic you can you get, but you've clearly already
set that bar as low as it can go. So I won't ask.

It was not about the pinging. There was none because of the
anti-knock sensors. It was your plain downright cheapness. Save two
bucks and let Davie worry about his car.

Yeah, sure. That makes tons of sense! At the very first gas stop, I
volunteered to fill your gas tank, and right then and there conspired to
totally **** myself for $2, just to **** you off. In fact, I volunteered to
ride shotgun, put up with your pitiful driving, your various health problems,
your maleducated ****witisms, all the way to NC and back, just to pull that
trick off!

Dumbass.

I can't believe you're applying any actual thought into these. Don't you even
bother to proof-read your lies before you post them? I mean, come on, man.
This is really incompetent output from you, and I really doubt it is going to
fool anyone, regardless of whether they've been following any of this to here.

Of course, I could be wrong about that last bit. But I can be hopeful.

My biggest worry on that trip was that you would load up my car with
your dope. If we got caught speeding and the cop asked to search and
he found dope, BINGO, there goes MY car. You would have lost nothing.

Oh well, opportunity lost, eh? ahahahahaahahahahahahahahahaahaha!

As far as driving...... I've told you time and time again..... anytime
you wanna go to the track, let me know and we'll do an Audi club
event. Of course if you put 86 octane in that turbo charged wheezer,
you won't be doing it any favors. You do put 86 octane in it
regularly, don't you? d;o)

Idiot.

Davie

Anyone ever see any 86 octane, stateside, in the last 10 years?
I don't think it's even legal.

You're all talk, Davie. I rode with you all the way down and back with my
right foot pushing through the damn missing gas pedal on my side. It was
pitiful, getting passed by li'l ol' ladies driving their vintage Ramblers,
double-trailers outhauling you on the hills. All while riding in a car that
could easily cruise at twice the limit. Why do you think I wanted to get
behind the ****ing wheel of your barge?

You're a joke, Davie. A sad, delusional, pitiful joke. Pulling the wings off
you isn't pleasant, but it was long LONG overdue, and for that you only have
yourself to blame...

Asshole.

/daytripper (If there was a God, I rather doubt there'd be a You)

On Thu, 30 Aug 2007 16:00:02 -0400, Dave LaCourse
wrote:

On Thu, 30 Aug 2007 11:24:23 GMT, Ken Fortenberry
wrote:

Folks paid by the bed, not by the room. Everything and
everybody was copacetic at Fall Ball except for the pound
of pasta in the creek and the loss of my security deposit
when the neighbor's lawn got trashed. But it was only the
one guy who pulled both of those stunts and it wasn't Dave.

I agree. It was paid by the bed, but my room had two beds. I gave
you $250 the same as everyone else. Tatosian should have paid you
$250, but he told me he didn't pay anyone. So........

ahahahahahahahahahahaha! An obvious lie!
Ken will remember how much the ****ing beds cost for the conclave, dumbass,
and I paid him every dollar of it.

Another lie, to tell people here that *I told you* - presumably after the Fall
Ball - that I never paid for my bed is pretty stupid, considering I'd already,
properly, paid Ken.

Jeeze, you really cannot help but dig deeper, can you?

It was the same at Waldo's Fall Ball - $250 for my room, but Tatosian
again tried to move in and he hadn't paid anything. So, was I wrong
to ask him for his share? Hell, he got down there on $22 and bought
no beer. Such a deal.

Dave

Lies, lies, and incredible, stoopid lies, filled with hatred, filled with
delusion.

It must be hell living like you do...

/daytripper

On Thu, 30 Aug 2007 16:05:34 -0400, Dave LaCourse
wrote:

On Thu, 30 Aug 2007 10:04:03 -0400, daytripper
wrote:

(ain't gonna take it any more. count on it.)

Your trouble, Tatosian, is you can not face the truth about how cheap
you are. You and I know who paid what, and YOU did not carry your
fair share. Why, because you are a cheap *******.

And there is nothing sicker than stinginess. You bring it to new
lows.

ahahahahahahaahaha! what a pitiful wreck of a "man" you are.
I'd say you're going down, Davie, but you're already laid out on the floor.

Welcome to your new reality, bitch...

/daytripper

On Thu, 30 Aug 2007 16:45:57 -0400, Dave LaCourse
wrote:

On Thu, 30 Aug 2007 16:13:43 -0400, daytripper
wrote:

He actually wanted his name added *without* giving a gift. THAT is the
definition of cheap.

Actually, that would be the definition of deranged, you noisome oaf.
Do you really think anyone could believe such a stupid lie??
I mean, really think - the key word here is THINK - anyone could even try
something like that, never mind expect someone to buy into it??

When you saw what you *thought* you could win, you wanted in. When I
told you no gift no ticket, you begrudgedly bought in.

So, again, you are claiming I came to you, and said I wanted a free pass on my
entry to the raffle.

God, how pathetic a piece of offal you are. I can almost smell you from here.

Jeeze, you're tripping all over yourself with the **** your slinging...

Waldo gave him a good deal on a reel that someone walked home with,
happy I am sure, and he got a first aide kit worth $5. See, there IS a God.

Ok, as you've brought Waldo into this - something I had scrupulously avoided
earlier - that would be yet another ****up on your part. Waldo can verify that
he had to twist my arm to enter that raffle, which, for all the reasons I had
stated publicly, here, BEFORE the conclave, I really didn't want any part of.
I finally went along because it became easier than fighting out of it.

Right. You had your eyes on those three rods and you know it. And a
three day trip to Lakewood to boot. Your greed got the best of you
Dave. And it cost you $15. How absolutely funny and just.

Right.

So all the reasons that I had written here before the conclave, and with a
closet already full of Winstons and classic cane rods, you figure I'd kiss it
all off, because of some nice but hardly Winston home-rolled flyrods - that
I'd have to be incredibly lucky to even have a chance of winning in the first
place?

You really ought to have someone who is immune to the stench of death around
you proof-read your work before you puke it up here and embarrass yourself
further.

Which would be the second mistake I made on that trip...

The first was trying to get off cheap on the gas. Ask, Dave.
Everyone else asks when they are filling someones car. DID YOU ASK?
No. Why?

So, now you are claiming that after I cheerfully said I'd buy the first tank
of gas for your car, to which you didn't say anything about "Please use
premium", the fact that regular ended up in the tank was something I did to
save myself $2 and turn you into the proverbial Flaming Asshole.

You are the most pathetic piece of crap I've ever, ever encountered. If you
haven't already provided more than way-too-many reasons for people to avoid
you, I have to wonder what you're going to have to do to get to that point,
short of killing a few puppies...

/daytripper

On Thu, 30 Aug 2007 14:31:45 -0700, rw
wrote:

That must have been a pretty tense ride back to Massachussets. :-)

You have no idea. He gave an extended demonstration of "Angry Driving" almost
the entire way home - yet it still took him two days to make the trip.

Considering it was only 900 miles, which I covered in 14 hours when I drove it
myself in one shot, each way, you know speeding wasn't actually part of
equation.

Talk about pathetic.

For my part, I think my entire script was "I'll pay for your breakfast". I'm
pretty sure I was so ****ing ****ed at his act by then I gave him 900 miles of
the silent treatment.

Yeah, it sounds juvenile *now*, but you really, *really* have no idea what the
Clave Trip From Hell was like - though maybe I'm wrong about that ;-)

/daytripper

On Thu, 30 Aug 2007 16:35:49 -0400, Dave LaCourse
wrote:

On Thu, 30 Aug 2007 15:05:47 -0400, daytripper
wrote:

Nothing. Nada. Zilch. Not one damned clue.

Did it ever dawn on you to ask? Really? Wouldn't that have solved
any controversy? When I fill up a fishing buddy's car, I always ask
him what he uses. Ask Tom Brown. He and I went fishing with Waldo a
couple of years back. He drove - I bought ALL the gas. The first
time I asked him what he burned. It just so happens that he burned
regular on his beat chevy. But, you never asked. You took the
cheapest route and THAT is what makes me angry. You have consistently
demonstrated your cheap and greedy character. If I wasn't about to
**** in my pants (you thought that was funny, right? I believe you
called it "drippy dick" elsewhere in this thread. Prostate cancer
will do that as your dad should have told you), none of this would
have happened.

You are unbeievabe, Dave. Your dad suffered the same cancer I
suffered with and you make jokes about it. Nice guy. By the by, ya
had better get your psa checked and lots of DRE's. You *will* have it
eventually. For your sake I hope they catch it early.

Hey, ****tard - it was your ****ing car, and if someone offered to fill my S4
- which I bought the summer after the Spring Fling - up with gas on my behalf,
I'd let that person know it's happiest on premium.

And if I happened to forget to pass that word on, and regular ended up in my
tank, I'd just take it a bit easier on the go pedal for half a tank, and fill
it back up with premium.

But going nuclear, with a full-on, spraying rage about it? Nope.
That's uniquely YOUR style, asshole.

And you can leave my dad out of this, you miserable ****ant. He had more
integrity, honesty, generosity and intelligence in his pinky fingernail that
you have in your entire body. I don't need any reminders that that thoroughly
righteous person is gone while you're still here...

....you twisted ****.

/daytripper

On Thu, 30 Aug 2007 16:47:40 -0400, Dave LaCourse
wrote:

You may have the last word, Dave.

If I want the last word, I'll take the last word, without any help from you,
asshole.

Make it something other than a lie, please.

You are a nearly perfect asshole.

/daytripper (sorry, that's the best I could come up with on short notice...)

On Thu, 30 Aug 2007 18:45:10 -0400, daytripper
wrote:


Yeah, it sounds juvenile *now*,

Juvenile? Nah...why in the world would you think that two guys over the
age of, oh, say, fraternity pledges, arguing about who paid for some gas
and beer sounds juvenile? Are you sure y'all aren't both senile and
actually remembering two different trips down to Lauderdal...
...oh...wait...had Florida been discovered when you two last had a
"spring break?" And come to think of it, there's that gas thing...are
you sure y'all shouldn't be arguing over "ethyl" and "lucy" or whatever
they put into Model Ts...and speaking of which, maybe you two oughta
just settle back with a coupla nice big glasses of Vitameatavegamin and
prune juice before Fred and Ricky make y'all do some 'splainin and
cancel the trip to Hollywood...oh, yeah...maybe have some canned
pumpkin, too...


Hey, it'll probably help,
R

Dave LaCourse wrote:
On Thu, 30 Aug 2007 09:57:44 -0400, daytripper
wrote:

On Thu, 30 Aug 2007 07:32:38 -0400, Dave LaCourse
wrote:

On Wed, 29 Aug 2007 18:14:28 -0700, Mike
wrote:

I wonder if I am the only roffian dreading the day when this
thread ends and there is nothing left to live for....

g

- JR