OT- Bad news from Texas

"Mark Tinsky" wrote in message
...
In article , "Wayne Knight"
wrote:

Crawford, Texas -- A tragic fire on Sunday destroyed the personal
library of President George W. Bush. Both of his books have been lost.

A presidential spokesman said the president was devastated, as he had not
finished coloring the second one.



I believe that one was originally about SPiro Agnre MT

Man, you just couldn't wait to post that, could you?

--riverman

Dave LaCourse wrote:

Otoh, perhaps you can tell us why Kerry has an orange face all of a sudden.
You'd figure with his money he'd be able to get a regular tan instead of a
cheap one out of a bottle. d;op

You mean the kind you get from those long minutes under the lights
pretending to clear brush?

JR
--glad we've gotten to the important issues...

Nah. He's going after the Syracuse vote.

How come the guy they said could not put together a coherent two word sentence
is now being touted as the greatest orator since William Jennings Bryant? Even
flip flopping on Bush's speaking ability?

Lou T

JR writes:

You mean the kind you get from those long minutes under the lights
pretending to clear brush?

Kaka. d;o)


JR
--glad we've gotten to the important issues...

See your man Knight about important issues.

hth

irate (Dave LaCourse) wrote in message ...

See your man Knight about important issues.


As I downloaded your initial response to the post before I hit the
road today, I started to write something about important things and
decided descretion was warranted

Lighten up LaCourse, we know where you stand and most know where I
stand and probably no one gives a bowel movement either way. Even if
the joke is as old as Spiro Agnew, it still ain't as old as you. FWIW
the best Bush put down I've seen yet was sent to me tonight from the
secretary of the american conservative union, if he can have fun,
anyone can. (it's graphical so I can't share it on roff).

I notice you didn't take offense to the More Bad News from Texas
thread, which I also found amusing.

More little fun with this crap can be had at www.mockthevote.com.

Knight writes:

As I downloaded your initial response to the post before I hit the
road today, I started to write something about important things and
decided descretion was warranted

Lighten up LaCourse, we know where you stand and most know where I
stand and probably no one gives a bowel movement either way. Even if
the joke is as old as Spiro Agnew, it still ain't as old as you. FWIW
the best Bush put down I've seen yet was sent to me tonight from the
secretary of the american conservative union, if he can have fun,
anyone can. (it's graphical so I can't share it on roff).

I notice you didn't take offense to the More Bad News from Texas
thread, which I also found amusing.

More little fun with this crap can be had at www.mockthevote.com.

Egads. Smilies don't count any more? Get a life, Wayne. Lighten up. You've
been reading too much Fortenberry.

Oh, yeah. And **** you (as my man Forty would say). d;o)

Knight writes:

As I downloaded your initial response to the post before I hit the
road today, I started to write something about important things and
decided descretion was warranted

Lighten up LaCourse, we know where you stand and most know where I
stand and probably no one gives a bowel movement either way. Even if
the joke is as old as Spiro Agnew, it still ain't as old as you. FWIW
the best Bush put down I've seen yet was sent to me tonight from the
secretary of the american conservative union, if he can have fun,
anyone can. (it's graphical so I can't share it on roff).

I notice you didn't take offense to the More Bad News from Texas
thread, which I also found amusing.

More little fun with this crap can be had at www.mockthevote.com.

Egads. Smilies don't count any more? Get a life, Wayne. Lighten up. You've
been reading too much Fortenberry.

Oh, yeah. And **** you (as my man Forty would say). d;o)