How about them Republicans!

(In case you haven't already been warned): Some things to Do Before the
Inaugural:

1. Stay out late before the curfews start.

2. Drink a nice clean glass of water.

3. Cash your social security check.

4. See a doctor of your own choosing while you can. Under the new
order OBGYN doctors will practice their love with all the women without
fear of malpractice suits.

5. Spend quality time with your draft age child/grandchild.

6. Pass on the secrets of evolution to future generations.

7. Get that gas mask you've been putting off buying.

8. Hoard gasoline.

10. Borrow books from library before they're banned - Constitutional law
books, Catcher in the Rye, Harry Potter, Tropic of Cancer, etc.

11. If you have an idea for an art piece involving a crucifix - do it
now.

12. Come out - then go back in - HURRY!

13. Jam in all the Alzheimer's stem cell research you can.

14. Get that abortion you've always wanted.

16. Go see Michael Moore and Bruce Springsteen before he has his
"accident".

17. Go see Mount Rushmore before the Reagan addition.

18. Use the phrase - "You can't do that - this is America".

19. If you're white - marry a black person, if you're black - marry a
white person.

21. Take a walk in Yosemite, without being hit by a snowmobile or a
base-jumper.

22. Enroll your kid in an accelerated art or music class.

23. Start your school day without a prayer.

24. Visit Syria, or any foreign country for that matter.

26. Learn French.

28. Attend a commitment ceremony with your gay friends.

29. Take a factory tour anywhere in the US.

30. Try to take photographs of animals on the endangered species list.

31. Visit Florida before the polar ice caps melt.

32. Visit Nevada before it becomes radioactive.

33. Visit Alaska before "The Big Spill".

34. Visit Massachusetts while it is still a State.

"David Snedeker" wrote in news:41a0fa0d$0$27766
:

(In case you haven't already been warned): Some things to Do Before the
Inaugural:

let's add No. 35 shall we...

...being good Christians, each of us Reds ought to befriend one of these
Blues, and treat this poor wretch to one free head-shrink session even
though we realize it's probably a vain attempt. They are so full of hate
and loathing it would take many many sessions to do any good. Of course, by
then brother Jeb will be in the Whitehouse. Ahahahahahahahaha!!

Frank Church
...who just can't dredge up any pity for these poor witless folks

"David Snedeker" wrote in news:41a0fa0d$0$27766
:

(In case you haven't already been warned): Some things to Do Before the
Inaugural:

let's add No. 35 shall we...

...being good Christians, each of us Reds ought to befriend one of these
Blues, and treat this poor wretch to one free head-shrink session even
though we realize it's probably a vain attempt. They are so full of hate
and loathing it would take many many sessions to do any good. Of course, by
then brother Jeb will be in the Whitehouse. Ahahahahahahahaha!!

Frank Church
...who just can't dredge up any pity for these poor witless folks

"Frank Church" wrote in message
9.11...
"David Snedeker" wrote in news:41a0fa0d$0$27766
:

(In case you haven't already been warned): Some things to Do Before the
Inaugural:

let's add No. 35 shall we...

..being good Christians, each of us Reds ought to befriend one of these
Blues, and treat this poor wretch to one free head-shrink session even
though we realize it's probably a vain attempt. They are so full of hate
and loathing it would take many many sessions to do any good. Of course,
by
then brother Jeb will be in the Whitehouse. Ahahahahahahahaha!!

Frank Church
..who just can't dredge up any pity for these poor witless folks

Yeah, hate is a terrible thing, Frank.........or so I'm told.........I
dunno. I'd bet a shiny new nickel that I've been hated. Hasn't hurt me
much as far as I can tell. Killing.......well, that's another matter. I've
never been killed either, but I'd bet all my nickels I'd like that even less
than being hated.

Wolfgang
but, maybe that's just me.

"Frank Church" wrote in message
9.11...
"David Snedeker" wrote in news:41a0fa0d$0$27766
:

(In case you haven't already been warned): Some things to Do Before the
Inaugural:

let's add No. 35 shall we...

..being good Christians, each of us Reds ought to befriend one of these
Blues, and treat this poor wretch to one free head-shrink session even
though we realize it's probably a vain attempt. They are so full of hate
and loathing it would take many many sessions to do any good. Of course,
by
then brother Jeb will be in the Whitehouse. Ahahahahahahahaha!!

Frank Church
..who just can't dredge up any pity for these poor witless folks

Yeah, hate is a terrible thing, Frank.........or so I'm told.........I
dunno. I'd bet a shiny new nickel that I've been hated. Hasn't hurt me
much as far as I can tell. Killing.......well, that's another matter. I've
never been killed either, but I'd bet all my nickels I'd like that even less
than being hated.

Wolfgang
but, maybe that's just me.

Frank Church wrote:

..being good Christians, each of us Reds ought to befriend one of these
Blues, and treat this poor wretch to one free head-shrink session even
though we realize it's probably a vain attempt. They are so full of hate
and loathing it would take many many sessions to do any good. Of course, by
then brother Jeb will be in the Whitehouse. Ahahahahahahahaha!!

Nice thought, Frank, but in four years neither Jeb nor any other Banana
Republican will want the empty husk of a country big business drops from
its maw. Not to worry though; other folks will be around to pick up the
pieces--and even to restore some real Christian, as well as some real
Republican, values.

JR

Frank Church wrote:

..being good Christians, each of us Reds ought to befriend one of these
Blues, and treat this poor wretch to one free head-shrink session even
though we realize it's probably a vain attempt. They are so full of hate
and loathing it would take many many sessions to do any good. Of course, by
then brother Jeb will be in the Whitehouse. Ahahahahahahahaha!!

Nice thought, Frank, but in four years neither Jeb nor any other Banana
Republican will want the empty husk of a country big business drops from
its maw. Not to worry though; other folks will be around to pick up the
pieces--and even to restore some real Christian, as well as some real
Republican, values.

JR

On Sun, 21 Nov 2004 12:46:10 -0800, "David Snedeker"
wrote:

(In case you haven't already been warned): Some things to Do Before the
Inaugural:

1. Stay out late before the curfews start.
.....

Spend a dollar while it's still worth more than a Mexican peso ....

On Sun, 21 Nov 2004 12:46:10 -0800, "David Snedeker"
wrote:

(In case you haven't already been warned): Some things to Do Before the
Inaugural:

1. Stay out late before the curfews start.
.....

Spend a dollar while it's still worth more than a Mexican peso ....

"Frank Church" wrote in message
9.11...
"David Snedeker" wrote in news:41a0fa0d$0$27766
:

(In case you haven't already been warned): Some things to Do Before the
Inaugural:

let's add No. 35 shall we...

..being good Christians, each of us Reds ought to befriend one of these
Blues, and treat this poor wretch to one free head-shrink session even
though we realize it's probably a vain attempt. They are so full of hate
and loathing it would take many many sessions to do any good. Of course,
by
then brother Jeb will be in the Whitehouse. Ahahahahahahahaha!!


Calm down Frank, by the way you whine you'd think us-ens in the Blue States
were about to cut off the subsidies and welfare that keeps the Red States in
Miracle Whip, cheap Bibles, and hillbilly heroin. And its unlikely we're
going to come and steal any stem cells from you folk, or even force any
birth control on ya, although God knows all that inbreeding can't be good.
Chill out.

Dave