"You're Such a Man"

On Sun, 02 Jan 2005 19:48:32 -0600, George Cleveland
wrote:

This is what Jacci just got done saying to me. I was just showing her
how sharp I had got my "new" Swedish Army Surplus Ax. I worked on it
off and on all day and by the time she came home I could shave the
hair off my arm with it. So when she walked in the door I told her to
"watch this".
I then proceeded to scrape the ax blade over my right cheek (facial).
Instead of being impressed she just shuddered and said " First you
stick fish hooks under the skin of your fingers and now this.You're
such a man!"


What do you think she meant?

Got a somewhat similar comment from my female GP. When I went in for
some liquid nitrogen zaps, I made a comment about how liked the
sizzling sound. She just shook her head with that classic female,
"What a stupid male comment." look and remarked that it, "Must be a Y
chromosone thing." since apparently all her male zappees say the same
thing.



Peter

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What do you think she meant?

"Wait here while I go call 911"

On Sun, 2 Jan 2005 20:12:51 -0700, "Charlie Wilson"
wrote:



What do you think she meant?

"Wait here while I go call 911"


or "Wait here until the men in the white coats arrive."

or "Jack Nicholson you ain't."

Peter

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On Sun, 2 Jan 2005 20:12:51 -0700, "Charlie Wilson"
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What do you think she meant?

"Wait here while I go call 911"


or "Wait here until the men in the white coats arrive."

or "Jack Nicholson you ain't."

Peter

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On Sun, 02 Jan 2005 19:48:32 -0600, George Cleveland
wrote:

This is what Jacci just got done saying to me. I was just showing her
how sharp I had got my "new" Swedish Army Surplus Ax. I worked on it
off and on all day and by the time she came home I could shave the
hair off my arm with it. So when she walked in the door I told her to
"watch this".
I then proceeded to scrape the ax blade over my right cheek (facial).
Instead of being impressed she just shuddered and said " First you
stick fish hooks under the skin of your fingers and now this.You're
such a man!"


What do you think she meant?

"A blowjob is out of the question..."

HTH,
R
....of course, OTOH, you weren't shaving other areas of your body...

George Cleveland wrote:

What do you think she meant?

Was the emphasis on the "you," the "such," or the "man?"

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What do you think she meant?

Pretty much the same thing as my wife. I had just opened the box for
the new eliptical trainer and said "wow, look at all those parts!" She
knew instantantly that this would require a trip to Home Depot, a half
rack of Yuengling, and my neighborhood rooting section that can detect
the sounds of a ratchet or powertool from 700 yards.

--
Frank Reid
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What do you think she meant?

Pretty much the same thing as my wife. I had just opened the box for
the new eliptical trainer and said "wow, look at all those parts!" She
knew instantantly that this would require a trip to Home Depot, a half
rack of Yuengling, and my neighborhood rooting section that can detect
the sounds of a ratchet or powertool from 700 yards.

--
Frank Reid
Euthanize to reply

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john
"George Cleveland" wrote in message
...
This is what Jacci just got done saying to me. I was just showing her
how sharp I had got my "new" Swedish Army Surplus Ax. I worked on it
off and on all day and by the time she came home I could shave the
hair off my arm with it. So when she walked in the door I told her to
"watch this".
I then proceeded to scrape the ax blade over my right cheek (facial).
Instead of being impressed she just shuddered and said " First you
stick fish hooks under the skin of your fingers and now this.You're
such a man!"


What do you think she meant?




g.c.

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john
"George Cleveland" wrote in message
...
This is what Jacci just got done saying to me. I was just showing her
how sharp I had got my "new" Swedish Army Surplus Ax. I worked on it
off and on all day and by the time she came home I could shave the
hair off my arm with it. So when she walked in the door I told her to
"watch this".
I then proceeded to scrape the ax blade over my right cheek (facial).
Instead of being impressed she just shuddered and said " First you
stick fish hooks under the skin of your fingers and now this.You're
such a man!"


What do you think she meant?




g.c.