I haven't gotten my...

"Tim J." wrote in message
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opie wrote:
FLYZ, YET!

That's strange, but the USPS Priority Mail was probably delayed as it
headed south. That switchover to the horse and buggy at the NC border
could cost you an extra day.
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TL,
Tim

What do ya mean "horse and buggy?" I'll get a call to come get 'em, once
they cross the state line!

OOpie

opie wrote:
"Tim J." wrote in message
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opie wrote:
FLYZ, YET!
snipped obnoxious profanity

FYO. ;-)
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TL,
Tim

I love you too, Timmmmaaaayyyy!

Opie --Sure, it's ok to type FYO, but not **** You Op! What would
you have done if some clueless newbie had asked you to translate,
Tim?

Interestingly enough, there are plenty of folk around here willing to
translate for me. Why, they even offer to think for me most times. ;-)
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TL,
Tim
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"Tim J." wrote in message
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Interestingly enough, there are plenty of folk around here willing to
translate for me. Why, they even offer to think for me most times. ;-)
--
TL,
Tim

Well, I've never been on welfare, but I have been in the Air Farce, and
after havin' read Frank Sr. tripe, I'd rather have been on welfare.

Mark --Former USAF Airman, but I didn't really care much for the
experience--

Tim J. wrote:

Interestingly enough, there are plenty of folk around here willing to
translate for me. Why, they even offer to think for me most times. ;-)

Live bunnies are an *excellent* source of nutrition.

--
Ken Fortenberry

Internal: to All Cadres and Members of the Communist Infiltration and
Linguini Spine Liberal Command: BRigada "Che y Vinceremos"

The following is a moral boosting "joke" for placement with our agents
and fellow travelers throughout the media. It may also be used in the weekly
agit-prop sessions spreading the use of synthetic tying material and
difficult knots, by all "sleeper" cadres presently serving as Walmart
Greeters and Fly Shop employees.

Proceed with JOKE:

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily
briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3
Brazilian soldiers were killed." "OH NO!" the
president exclaims. "That's terrible!" His staff sits
stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching
as the president sits, head in hands. Finally,
president looks up and asks, "How many is a
brazillion?"

(To be told in that whiny West Texas Patois unless doing so prevents cadre
from keeping a straight face and thereby diminishing the corrosive effects
such "jokes" have on the worker's patriotism and understanding of ones
proper "place" in a Khristian Kappitalist state.)

END of BurstCOMM.
Comandante "Dave"

P.S.: Remember to get your entries in for our weekly best "Finding those
few picky things wrong with Bush" drawing, so we can drag down the greatest
Christian country on earth, and continue to threaten the Airforce with all
those welfare babies, praise be Satin.

"David Snedeker" wrote in message
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Internal: to All Cadres and Members of the Communist Infiltration and
Linguini Spine Liberal Command: BRigada "Che y Vinceremos"

The following is a moral boosting "joke" for placement with our agents
and fellow travelers throughout the media. It may also be used in the
weekly
agit-prop sessions spreading the use of synthetic tying material and
difficult knots, by all "sleeper" cadres presently serving as Walmart
Greeters and Fly Shop employees.

Proceed with JOKE:

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily
briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3
Brazilian soldiers were killed." "OH NO!" the
president exclaims. "That's terrible!" His staff sits
stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching
as the president sits, head in hands. Finally,
president looks up and asks, "How many is a
brazillion?"

(To be told in that whiny West Texas Patois unless doing so prevents cadre
from keeping a straight face and thereby diminishing the corrosive effects
such "jokes" have on the worker's patriotism and understanding of ones
proper "place" in a Khristian Kappitalist state.)

END of BurstCOMM.
Comandante "Dave"

P.S.: Remember to get your entries in for our weekly best "Finding those
few picky things wrong with Bush" drawing, so we can drag down the
greatest
Christian country on earth, and continue to threaten the Airforce with all
those welfare babies, praise be Satin.

Hee, hee, hee!

Wolfgang
he said "satin".......hee, hee, hee!

"opie" wrote in message
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What the hell's the problem Tim!

Got mine today, good job everyone.

And Dave, how the hell did you even find the flipping hook, much less tie a
fly on it.

Wayne
not worthy