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Old April 9th, 2008, 04:28 PM posted to rec.outdoors.fishing.fly
Ken Fortenberry[_2_]
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Dave LaCourse wrote:
Ken Fortenberry wrote:
God bless America.


Ahhh, but you don't believe in God, so how can He bless America?


That's not an entirely accurate interpretation of my lack
of religion. I consider myself a cross between a Pastafarian
and a Spagnostic.

No blood pressure meds needed. But, YOU and yours are safe, and THAT
is what matters, eh?


Oh, hell yes. Why a day doesn't go by that I don't I thank
my lucky stars for warmongers and nuclear weapons.

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Ken Fortenberry
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Old April 9th, 2008, 05:08 PM posted to rec.outdoors.fishing.fly
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On Wed, 09 Apr 2008 10:28:02 -0500, Ken Fortenberry
wrote:

Pastafarian


"Pastafarians claim that pirates are ideal beings, whose name was
ruined by the catholic church in the 1800's. They believed that
pirates in fact gave out candy to small children. Also, as a
repercussion, their demise over the last few centuries has caused
global warming. Though this may not be the absolute truth, it is a
possibility not often looked at given that this theory best fit the
data collected so far. Pirates existed before, and still exist today
in the form of drug smugglers on speedboats."

Well, I guess you aren't *all* bad. Gotta get me a speedboat and get
friendly with Fred.

d;o)



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Old April 9th, 2008, 04:31 PM posted to rec.outdoors.fishing.fly
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"Dave LaCourse" wrote in message
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...YOU and yours are safe....


No doubt about it......I GOTTA go out and get me some delusions.

Wolfgang
who, let the truth be told, is less and less inclined to decline comfort on
principle as the years march on.


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Old April 10th, 2008, 02:47 PM posted to rec.outdoors.fishing.fly
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On Wed, 09 Apr 2008 14:50:12 GMT, Ken Fortenberry
wrote:

Dave LaCourse wrote:
Posted with a seg
snip


And this too is posted with a grin. You'll want to take
your blood pressure medicine before watching. ;-)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xQkHBJS19F8


Wow...that's powerful stuff...I mean, who would have guessed that a
bunch of crazy loudmouthed racist bible beater preachers would have done
all that bombing and ****...and he forgot to mention "bombing" his boy
Obama's campaign...of course, to be fair, that was more of a "he" than a
"we"...

God bless America.


Which one, North, South, or Central...?

HTH,
R



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Old April 10th, 2008, 02:49 PM posted to rec.outdoors.fishing.fly
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wrote in message
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On Wed, 09 Apr 2008 14:50:12 GMT, Ken Fortenberry
wrote:

Dave LaCourse wrote:
Posted with a seg
snip


And this too is posted with a grin. You'll want to take
your blood pressure medicine before watching. ;-)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xQkHBJS19F8


Wow...that's powerful stuff...I mean, who would have guessed that a
bunch of crazy loudmouthed racist bible beater preachers would have done
all that bombing and ****...and he forgot to mention "bombing" his boy
Obama's campaign...of course, to be fair, that was more of a "he" than a
"we"...

God bless America.


Which one, North, South, or Central...?


See what I mean?

Wolfgang


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Old April 10th, 2008, 03:03 PM posted to rec.outdoors.fishing.fly
Ken Fortenberry[_2_]
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wrote:
Ken Fortenberry wrote:
And this too is posted with a grin. You'll want to take
your blood pressure medicine before watching. ;-)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xQkHBJS19F8

Wow...that's powerful stuff...I mean, who would have guessed that a
bunch of crazy loudmouthed racist bible beater preachers would have done
all that bombing and ****...and he forgot to mention "bombing" his boy
Obama's campaign...of course, to be fair, that was more of a "he" than a
"we"...


LOL ! I suspected that would get a froth out of you. Are you
wearing your American flag lapel pin ?

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Ken Fortenberry
 




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