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Somebody just sent me this!
Hillary Clinton goes to a primary school in New York to talk about the world. After her talk she offers question time. One little boy puts up his hand, and the Senator asks him what his name is. "Kenneth." "And what is your question, Kenneth?" "I have three questions: First - whatever happened to your medical health care plan? Second - why would you run for President after your husband shamed the office? And third - whatever happened to all those things you took when you left the White House?" Just then the bell rings for recess. Hillary Clinton informs the kiddies that they will continue after recess. When they resume Hillary says, "Okay where were we? Oh, that's right, question time. Who has a question?" A different little boy puts his hand up; Hillary points him out and asks him what his name is. "Larry." "And what is your question?" "I have five questions: First - whatever happened to your medical health care plan? Second - why would you run for President after your husband shamed the office? Third - whatever happened to all those things you took when you left the White House? Fourth - why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes early? And fifth - what happened to Kenneth?" |
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Mike Connor wrote:
Somebody just sent me this! ... That was a lame rip-off of a lame John Ashcroft "joke". But it will appeal to the right wingers so perhaps Big Dale won't get his nose out of joint and storm out of here in a snit again. -- Ken Fortenberry |
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![]() "Ken Fortenberry" schrieb im Newsbeitrag y.com... Mike Connor wrote: Somebody just sent me this! ... That was a lame rip-off of a lame John Ashcroft "joke". But it will appeal to the right wingers so perhaps Big Dale won't get his nose out of joint and storm out of here in a snit again. -- Ken Fortenberry First time I had seen it. I thought it was quite funny, even though I felt sorry for Kenneth. Perhaps there is something to be said for "****inŽ lawyers" after all? Solicitations and felicitations! TL MC |
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Gee. I didn't know Ashcroft's husband was president or that he had a health
care program. That was a lame rip-off of a lame John Ashcroft "joke". Lou T |
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![]() "Ken Fortenberry" wrote in message y.com... Mike Connor wrote: Somebody just sent me this! ... That was a lame rip-off of a lame John Ashcroft "joke". But it will appeal to the right wingers so perhaps Big Dale won't get his nose out of joint and storm out of here in a snit again. -- Ken Fortenberry It's ****in' funny, I don't care which party (political) it was directed toward. We all have our idiosyncratic ways. Whether (or not) Big D. left in a snit is debatable, IMMHO. Op --moderate snithead-- |
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