what the....

wrote...
shoot warren.... playin' with ken is chiles play.... he can't
sling a yeller humpy worth a damn and i sweartagod i ain't neer
seen his sorry ass catch a fish whilst sippin' high country
merlot and playin' a banjo. the boy is a maudlid pip, i tellya.

Oh crap, my subscription to the Redneck Journal expired and I don't
have the latest decoder ring...... I don't want to be shot and am
curious as to how you play with chiles and then catch fish while
drinking wine and playing a banjo all at the same time. Don't the
chiles leave a scent on your flies that spooks the fish? What kind
of drinking apparatus are you using that allows you to drink while
fishing and playing the banjo simultaneously? Unable to decode last
sentence even though you are trying to tell me something.

bseg

uncle wally, but i'll fish with his sorry ass anytime ;-)

Yeah, he isn't a bad guy to fish with despite all of his other
failings. Example, his disgust with drinking out of a dixie cup. It
was a five star dixie cup too! Stuck up *******..... g
--
Warren
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"Wolfgang" wrote in message
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"Tim Carter" wrote in message
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that's good to hear greg.... but i gotta be straight with ya,
seems to me like this saloon has gone to hell lately with all the
cyclical nauseating politico crap. some may find that
entertaining, i view it as tiresome.

well that's no reason to post something that relates to flyfishing,
walt.
now is not the time for fishing. no sir, it don't matter a lick if you
are
catching quality fish in the beautiful out of doors. what you need to
do
is
find something to boast about and, if you do it right, you make yourself
feel better by browbeating everyone else. see, if you do that, people
won't
think you're a miserable sack that only likes to fly fish. you'll be
important then....real important.

Feel better now?

Is this a better-than-someone-else question??


Wolfgang

"Tim Carter" wrote in message
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"Wolfgang" wrote in message
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"Tim Carter" wrote in message
...

that's good to hear greg.... but i gotta be straight with ya,
seems to me like this saloon has gone to hell lately with all the
cyclical nauseating politico crap. some may find that
entertaining, i view it as tiresome.

well that's no reason to post something that relates to flyfishing,
walt.
now is not the time for fishing. no sir, it don't matter a lick if
you
are
catching quality fish in the beautiful out of doors. what you need to
do
is
find something to boast about and, if you do it right, you make
yourself
feel better by browbeating everyone else. see, if you do that, people
won't
think you're a miserable sack that only likes to fly fish. you'll be
important then....real important.

Feel better now?

Is this a better-than-someone-else question??

Is that a cleverly disguised fishing report?

Wolfgang

"Wolfgang" wrote in message
...

"Tim Carter" wrote in message
...

"Wolfgang" wrote in message
...

"Tim Carter" wrote in message
...

that's good to hear greg.... but i gotta be straight with ya,
seems to me like this saloon has gone to hell lately with all the
cyclical nauseating politico crap. some may find that
entertaining, i view it as tiresome.

well that's no reason to post something that relates to flyfishing,
walt.
now is not the time for fishing. no sir, it don't matter a lick if
you
are
catching quality fish in the beautiful out of doors. what you need
to
do
is
find something to boast about and, if you do it right, you make
yourself
feel better by browbeating everyone else. see, if you do that,
people
won't
think you're a miserable sack that only likes to fly fish. you'll
be
important then....real important.

Feel better now?

Is this a better-than-someone-else question??

Is that a cleverly disguised fishing report?

No, it was a question to seek further clarification to your post. But, if
you'd like a fishing report, I'll give it to you. I went to the Clearfork
here in Ohio last weekend and the weekend before that. Both times the river
was really too high, but I fished it anyway. Didn't catch anything, but
realized that maybe I should try a sink tip line for the deep pools I
thought the fish might be holed up in. I bought one and planned to use it
yesterday, but the water was way to high for an attempt. I had hoped to go
out tomorrow....but it's still raining, so I don't think the two local trout
streams not the steelhead streams up in Northern Ohio will be worth a damn.
I'm still excited about using the sink tip as I think that will be the key
to some of the waters I fish...and I'm also glad I haven't had the need to
use the ice-off for my lines and guides.


Wolfgang

"Tim Carter" wrote in message
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Is that a cleverly disguised fishing report?

No, it was a question to seek further clarification to your post.

Liar.

But, if you'd like a fishing report, I'll give it to you...

Good God, now where did you get THAT stupid idea?

Wolfgang

"Wolfgang" wrote in message
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"Tim Carter" wrote in message
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Is that a cleverly disguised fishing report?

No, it was a question to seek further clarification to your post.

Liar.

cooking implements...it's all cooking implements.


But, if you'd like a fishing report, I'll give it to you...

Good God, now where did you get THAT stupid idea?

This is rec.outdoors.fishing.fly, isn't it?


Wolfgang

"Tim Carter" wrote in message
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"Wolfgang" wrote in message
...

"Tim Carter" wrote in message
...

Is that a cleverly disguised fishing report?

No, it was a question to seek further clarification to your post.

Liar.

cooking implements...it's all cooking implements.

No, colanders, spatulas, pots, blenders......things like that are cooking
implements. Deliberate misrepresentations are lies.

But, if you'd like a fishing report, I'll give it to you...

Good God, now where did you get THAT stupid idea?

This is rec.outdoors.fishing.fly, isn't it?

Yep.

O.k., I've answered your question.....now you answer mine.

Your turn.

Wolfgang

Is that a cleverly disguised fishing report?

No, it was a question to seek further clarification to your post.

Liar.

cooking implements...it's all cooking implements.

No, colanders, spatulas, pots, blenders......things like that are cooking
implements. Deliberate misrepresentations are lies.

Pots and Kettles my dear. Pots and Kettles.

Hi Walt,

You gotta take off some time? Good.

--
Bill Kiene

Kiene's Fly Shop
Sacramento, CA, USA
www.kiene.com

"walt winter" wrote in message
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ya know, it don't matter, it's all inane.

roff, it seems, has taken it's habitual cold season spin into the
dark vitriolic morass of cabin fever.... for this i feel yer
yankah' pain.... but i will share nor show no mercy....

muthas, 'ole uncle wally caught some fine fish today in noth
cackalacky and gawdangit, i think i'll gloat in that aura (and
rub it in some) fer awhile.... plus, the mighty 'canes beat 'dem
'ole nasty 'noles..... life is good.

cheers!

wally.... who is contemplatin' blowin' off paperwork and doin'
the finah' dance agin' 'morrow....

O.k., I've answered your question.....now you answer mine.

Your turn.

more gas wafts through this place
than, than, than burned in
that derangible thangy ways back when...




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