Come Ye Thankful People Come,

On Oct 21, 11:53*am, Todd wrote:


Hi Giles,

Hi Todd.

Your weaved, and darted, hit a few curbs, ran off in the
ditch a few times, hit a squires or two, but you eventually
it get there. *Yes it does help.

Four martini breakfast? Sounds like fun.

I thought of my (non-college) educations as compulsory
day care and did not care for it too much. *I did home
work three time in four years of public high school and got
an A- average. *Such is the quality of public education.

Actually, that says nothing whatsoever about the quality of education
in any place at any time. In fact, it tells us nothing about anything
other than what we already knew.....that you are a fool and a liar.

Boy did I have a real awakening when I hit college, where I
also got an A- average. *This time it was real. *In engineering
too, not basket weaving.

You should have studied basket weaving.....it's a real education in
practical engineering.

I worked my ass off to make up for
all the goofing off in public high school.

and a lack of native intellect.

The lack of
phonics, which was taught for hundreds of years, because
it worked, before "Hooked on Phonics" hit the scene,
still haunts me to this day.

Whatever the particulars, that it haunts you to this day is hauntingly
obvious.....you need not have mentioned it.

(Ye gads, what a run on sentence.)

Wrong. Not an especially attrative sentence, but not a run on either.

By the way, it sounds like you were no stranger to detention.

I've held both ends of that stick.

Just in case you were wondering, it wasn't me that ratted
you out for throwing the squirrel into the teachers lounge
at lunch. * Really. *Trust me. *Perhaps.

Moron.

Note to the humor impaired: I do not really think Giles
threw a squirrel into the teachers lounge. *Nor do I have
any actual knowledge of Giles ever being sent to detention.
And besides, everyone knows it wasn't a squirrel. *It
was an excessively large chipmunk.

Imbecile.

g.

On Oct 21, 12:15*pm, flebow wrote:
On Thu, 21 Oct 2010 09:53:25 -0700, Todd wrote:
On 10/19/2010 06:33 PM, Giles wrote:
On Oct 19, 2:05 pm, *wrote:

Just out of curiosity, with your writings skills
being about 10 times mine, did you go to private
school?

Well, I'm no mathematician but if memory serves, ten times precious
little is damning with faint praise. *But, to answer what we both
think may be your question, yes, I have been to privately owned,
funded, and operated schools. *What I've found they ALL have in common
is not only that I eventually left all of them, but also that they
have precisely that in common with all of the publicly owned, funded,
and operated institutions of learning that I have visited. Of course,
it need scarcely be pointed out that there are many of both sorts I
have not yet graced or defiled with my presence.

Strange world, ainna?

Meanwhile, for what little it's worth, the majority of educational
institutions I've been enrolled at were of the public sort. *It should
hardly be necessary to point out that neither they nor I go out of our
way to offer unsolicited advertisements of our association. *On the
other hand, none of us has, to the best of my knowledge, ever
categorically denied affiliation.

Does any of this help?

g.

Hi Giles,

Your weaved, and darted, hit a few curbs, ran off in the
ditch a few times, hit a squires or two, but you eventually
it get there. *Yes it does help.

I thought of my (non-college) educations as compulsory
day care and did not care for it too much. *I did home
work three time in four years of public high school and got
an A- average. *Such is the quality of public education.

Boy did I have a real awakening when I hit college, where I
also got an A- average. *This time it was real. *In engineering
too, not basket weaving. *I worked my ass off to make up for
all the goofing off in public high school. *The lack of
phonics, which was taught for hundreds of years, because
it worked, before "Hooked on Phonics" hit the scene,
still haunts me to this day. *(Ye gads, what a run on sentence.)

By the way, it sounds like you were no stranger to detention.
Just in case you were wondering, it wasn't me that ratted
you out for throwing the squirrel into the teachers lounge
at lunch. * Really. *Trust me. *Perhaps.

Note to the humor impaired: I do not really think Giles
threw a squirrel into the teachers lounge. *Nor do I have
any actual knowledge of Giles ever being sent to detention.
And besides, everyone knows it wasn't a squirrel. *It
was an excessively large chipmunk.

-T

Yo Todd!

*Why the fu** would you try to *reason w a goat.

A goat eats, licks their organs - and then they mount other goats from
the rear
Giles goatboy is no different.
He would probably prefer to mount you as he is quite *a randy goat.
I know, I owned a few goats - Nubians

Farmer Brown

Sounds more like they owned you.

Moron.

g.
who is sometimes almost inclined to wonder why it is that his
detractors (yes, we are aware that there are a few) are invariably
obsessed with what they themselves view as sexual aberrations.

hey stevie! guess where my hands are!

On Oct 21, 12:33*pm, Todd wrote:

Hi Flebow,

* * Oh yes. *He can be a nasty, condescending, cantankerous
misanthrope.

You ain't seen ****.....yet.....sparky.

* * I can't help myself.

True enough.

For one, I know my goofiness
drives him around the bend.

Enrages him nearly as much as the pig, the doughboy and.....the
diminutive member.....as a matter of fact.

This brings a smile to my
lips.

We aims to please.

* * And for two, I find him just a tiny bit endearing: I
can not fathom why. *I have actually enjoyed some parts
of the conversations I have had with him.

You'll get over that.....eventually.

g.

ng
brilliant that you disagreed with (a clear abuse of your
power by the way). No, it is just a Bingo ball machine.
Sorry for ratting you out. I apparely have a history of that.


I'm glad someone is having fun with nutsack...

It's fairly amusing,
JT


Amusing? It's down right hilarious.

d;o)





I find it kinda sad.

What a waste of effoert on both parts
They would be better off masturbating ea other &d then go & tend a
tree farm in ****ville Wisconsin

Thaddeus Monk

On Oct 21, 12:24*pm, Todd wrote:

Giles,

I did not say you were humble. *I said you were being
humble. *Big difference.

You're an idiot and a cretin. No difference.

This was a once time incident,
which I presume you will not repeat any time soon.

Whateverthe**** are you blithering about?

You are still your same old some what endearing arrogant
self.

You are still an imbecile.

I do believe that the mis-communication here is that you
are looking at complement in the small picture mode. *"Ah
Shucks Todd, I just learned a new trick with a leaf blower
and a new trick to cheat the squirrels out of their annual
bounty." *Okay, not your actual words.

What I was admiring you for was the the whole picture. *The
project you undertook. *At some point you gazed across those
trees and said: "there are nuts [and squirrels] in them there
trees." *Okay, again, not your actual words.

You had a vision, acted on it, learned everything you could
about the biology involved down to the fungi involved,
rebudded, and probably a hundred more things I don't know
about. *This, the "project", is what I admired, not the new
trick with the weed blower (now a 101 uses).

I also admired that your did not lay down and die when
things did not go precisely your way. *This is the way
it always happens in any project and in life in general.
It is the rare moment when things ever turn out exactly
the way you designed them. *It is a real man that does not
give up. *As we say in engineering: iterate, iterate, iterate.
You WILL conquer.

So, "Oh Condescending One", just accept the complement. *Your
other option is to be thought of as, this incident only, of
being, well, "Humble".

Now, go to your Bingo Ball machine, with all your favorite
insults written on the balls, run it around, throwing ball
after ball back into the machine until "Nitwit" pops up
and hurl a good one at me. *Hopefully, you have not pulled
"Nitwit" out of the machine, smashed it to a powder and
fed it to the squirrels in a nut paste.

Oh, you wanted us to think you "agonize" over what insult to
hurl at us over saying something really stupid or something
brilliant that you disagreed with (a clear abuse of your
power by the way). *No, it is just a Bingo ball machine.
Sorry for ratting you out. *I apparely have a history of that.

Note to the humor impaired: the ratting out history remark
is a follow on to another post to Giles and does not mean
I have ratted him out on anything. *Well, maybe the Bingo ball
thing and the chipmunk thing.

-T

Are you heavily involved in the use of mood altering substances like
amphetamines, airplane glue, gasoline, formaldehyde or burning
plastics? If so, I strongly urge you to cut that **** out.....for the
obvious reasons. If not, I suggest you give it a try. I mean,
whattya got to lose.....right?

g.

On Oct 22, 2:36*pm, Todd wrote:
On 10/21/2010 04:13 PM, Giles wrote:

* * *And for two, I find him just a tiny bit endearing: I
*can not fathom why. *I have actually enjoyed some parts
*of the conversations I have had with him.
You'll get over that.....eventually.

Perhaps. *But not today.

-T

There's no time limit.

g.

On Oct 22, 2:51*pm, Todd wrote:
On 10/21/2010 04:03 PM, Giles wrote:

* I did home
* work three time in four years of public high school and got
* an A- average. *Such is the quality of public education.
Actually, that says nothing whatsoever about the quality of education
in any place at any time. *In fact, it tells us nothing about anything
other than what we already knew.....that you are a fool and a liar.

"liar"?

Liar.

Giles, is this your standard insult,

No.

in which case "Damn!"

Strong talk.

or do you really believe I am a liar.

Yes.

Is so, please explain.

No.

You could not possibly think I was not fun'ing you over the chipmunk
incident in the teacher lounge? *It never really happened. *I
made the whole thing up. It was a joke. *I picked the content of
the joke to be so ludricrous that no one could possible think it
was real.

Oh. Thank goodness. You really had me going there for a while.

If you are somehow connected with the public education system

Well, as near as I can tell, based on several decades of personal
experience, I AM a member (albeit a relatively private and not
altogether willing one) of the public.....

and I have offended you,

Oh, you are going to have to work MUCH harder on that.

my apologies.

You can stick those where your antiquated schtick comes from.

I am just recounted my experience
and my experience is not unique.

Depends on how one defines terms.

Imagine graduating from 12th
grade, WITH HONORS (A-), with only about an 8th grade education.

No need to exercise the imagination; we see the result every day.

With your sharp intellect and cantankerous nature, I am sure
this was not the case in any of your class rooms.

No, it was not. None of the graduations I am aware of (including my
own, some 80 or 90 days after that of most of my classmates) took
place in a class room.

Again my apologies.

And, once again, you can put those where they are doubtless most
comfortable, right next to your head.

Your faceless typist almost friend,
-T

Idiot.

g.

On Oct 22, 2:34*pm, Todd wrote:
On 10/21/2010 04:27 PM, Giles wrote:

You're an idiot and a cretin.

Damn!

You are still an imbecile.

DAMN!

Moron.

g.

On Thu, 21 Oct 2010 16:27:42 -0700 (PDT), Giles wrote:

On Oct 21, 12:24*pm, Todd wrote:

Giles,

I did not say you were humble. *I said you were being
humble. *Big difference.

You're an idiot and a cretin. No difference.

This was a once time incident,
which I presume you will not repeat any time soon.

Whateverthe**** are you blithering about?

You are still your same old some what endearing arrogant
self.

You are still an imbecile.

I do believe that the mis-communication here is that you
are looking at complement in the small picture mode. *"Ah
Shucks Todd, I just learned a new trick with a leaf blower
and a new trick to cheat the squirrels out of their annual
bounty." *Okay, not your actual words.

What I was admiring you for was the the whole picture. *The
project you undertook. *At some point you gazed across those
trees and said: "there are nuts [and squirrels] in them there
trees." *Okay, again, not your actual words.

You had a vision, acted on it, learned everything you could
about the biology involved down to the fungi involved,
rebudded, and probably a hundred more things I don't know
about. *This, the "project", is what I admired, not the new
trick with the weed blower (now a 101 uses).

I also admired that your did not lay down and die when
things did not go precisely your way. *This is the way
it always happens in any project and in life in general.
It is the rare moment when things ever turn out exactly
the way you designed them. *It is a real man that does not
give up. *As we say in engineering: iterate, iterate, iterate.
You WILL conquer.

So, "Oh Condescending One", just accept the complement. *Your
other option is to be thought of as, this incident only, of
being, well, "Humble".

Now, go to your Bingo Ball machine, with all your favorite
insults written on the balls, run it around, throwing ball
after ball back into the machine until "Nitwit" pops up
and hurl a good one at me. *Hopefully, you have not pulled
"Nitwit" out of the machine, smashed it to a powder and
fed it to the squirrels in a nut paste.

Oh, you wanted us to think you "agonize" over what insult to
hurl at us over saying something really stupid or something
brilliant that you disagreed with (a clear abuse of your
power by the way). *No, it is just a Bingo ball machine.
Sorry for ratting you out. *I apparely have a history of that.

Note to the humor impaired: the ratting out history remark
is a follow on to another post to Giles and does not mean
I have ratted him out on anything. *Well, maybe the Bingo ball
thing and the chipmunk thing.

-T

Are you heavily involved in the use of mood altering substances like
amphetamines, airplane glue, gasoline, formaldehyde or burning
plastics? If so, I strongly urge you to cut that **** out.....for the
obvious reasons. If not, I suggest you give it a try. I mean,
whattya got to lose.....right?

g.

"Crazy Chester followed me and he caught me in the fog.
He said, ,'I will fix your rags, if you'll take Jack, my dog.'
I said, 'Wait a minute, Chester, you know I'm a peaceful man'
He said, 'That's okay, boy, won't you feed him when you can.'"

Now grow on up, Wolfgang, you porchpuppy dumbass mother****er....

Helps? Probably not...
R

On Oct 22, 9:14*pm, Todd wrote:
On 10/22/2010 05:46 PM, Giles wrote:

or do you really believe I am a liar.
Yes.

*Is so, please explain.
No.

Speachless? *Wow! *Who would have thought.

*Your faceless typist almost friend,
*-T
Idiot.

Damn!


Imbecile.

g.