smelly fish hands

"Ken Fortenberry" wrote
Post something about fly fishing if you ever try it. This IS a
fly fishing group, you know ?


are you serious? if ot posts in this forum were rewarded with one of
wolfy's shiny new nickels, your sorry ass wouldn't have to work another day
for the duration. and this place would become about as busy as
kernersville, nc, at four a.m.

there just must be some limit to hypocricy, even from an illini.

yfitons
wayno

Ken Fortenberry wrote:

snakefiddler wrote:

"Ken Fortenberry" wrote:

snakefiddler wrote:

any tips for getting the smell of fish off of my hands?


Playing with the contents of the sock drawer again, are you ?


again, forty, you do not disappoint me....


Your eyelash-batting, swimsuit wearing, sweet Daisy Mae shtick
will doubtless amuse some of the folks around here, especially
if you continue to include a bit of sunbathing near the waterfall
in your "trip reports", but don't expect that I'll be one of those
so amused.

"Which of you big strong boys wants to help poor, little ol' me
learn how to fish ?"

BLECH, it's enough to gag a maggot off a **** wagon.

Post something about fly fishing if you ever try it. This IS a
fly fishing group, you know ?


Well that statement coming from you, made me gag.

Willi

Wayne Harrison wrote:
"Ken Fortenberry" wrote:

Post something about fly fishing if you ever try it. This IS a
fly fishing group, you know ?

are you serious? if ot posts in this forum were rewarded with one of
wolfy's shiny new nickels, your sorry ass wouldn't have to work another day
for the duration. and this place would become about as busy as
kernersville, nc, at four a.m.

there just must be some limit to hypocricy, even from an illini.

I wasn't complaining about off-topic posts from a fly fisherman.
Indeed, as you point out, in your quaint and rustic fashion, there
is precious little a fly fisherman could post here that would be
considered off-topic according to the conventions and traditions
of roff.

I was offering a bit of constructive criticism to Ms. Snake because
she's never been fly fishing and her posts were starting to sound
like abridged Penthouse tales submitted as personal ads to the
classified section of _The Hillbilly Times_.

--
Ken Fortenberry

Willi wrote:
Ken Fortenberry wrote:
...
BLECH, it's enough to gag a maggot off a **** wagon.

Post something about fly fishing if you ever try it. This IS a
fly fishing group, you know ?

Well that statement coming from you, made me gag.

Always happy to be of assistance.

--
Ken Fortenberry

snakefiddler wrote in message ...
any tips for getting the smell of fish off of my hands?
snake



I have heard that steel under running water does the trick ~ I'm not sure if
it works though (not having tested it), nor have I a clue of what causes it
to work, if it is indeed true.

"Ken Fortenberry" wrote in message
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snakefiddler wrote:
"Ken Fortenberry" wrote:
snakefiddler wrote:
any tips for getting the smell of fish off of my hands?

Your eyelash-batting, swimsuit wearing, sweet Daisy Mae shtick
"Which of you big strong boys wants to help poor, little ol' me
learn how to fish ?"

gee, forty, i don't recall asking any of you big strong boys to teach me to
fish. as i recall, i decided saturday night that i was ready to try
fishing, went shopping for a fishin pole alone- no big strong boy with
me-ventured out on my own sunday mornin, again unaccompanied- no big strong
boy- and went out again today- alone- to continue the adventure. other than
a little advice from the gentlemen from florida, i think i have pursued this
adventure pretty much without the request of aid from anyone of the male
gender. anyone who knows me at all knows that while i do enjoy the company
and affections ofmen, and i may at times be a flirt, i am not an eyelash
batting, please help me becasue i am a helpless woman i. am a strong,
self reliant woman, who has managed quite well to accomplish some great
feats in life without resorting to such tacticts.

as far as any penthousesque (sp?) allusions, i think you are a little
confused. who brought up the contents of the sock drawer. i think you
might be just a little fixated on such things. also i believe we are all
adult enough here to not be overly excited my the mere mention of a bathing
suit for god's sake. what are we-junior high-schoolers, ruled by our
hormones??

as far as posting a non-fly fishin trip, i did put out feelers prior to the
post. if you don't want to read the ****- skip it.

snakefiddler

BLECH, it's enough to gag a maggot off a **** wagon.

Post something about fly fishing if you ever try it. This IS a
fly fishing group, you know ?

--
Ken Fortenberry

Wash your hands with a stainless steel spoon and dish soap. Ever see those
stainless steel odor removers? Seriously no need to waste that lemon for
your cocktails.

snakefiddler wrote:
snip i. am a strong,
self reliant woman, who has managed quite well to accomplish some great
feats in life without resorting to such tacticts.

as far as any penthousesque (sp?) allusions, i think you are a little
confused. who brought up the contents of the sock drawer.

I've not met you in person, but your posts here belie what you'd have
us believe. As for who commented on the contents of your sock drawer,
that would have been you in the first place, now wouldn't it, how else
would I have known of it ?

You don't fly fish, you've never fly fished, in fact until mere moments
ago you've never fished PERIOD. Why are you here ? Why do you post here
to boast in front of an overwhelmingly male audience of your sunbathing
and your "strong, self-reliance" ?

Like I said, it's enough to gag a maggot off a **** wagon.

--
Ken Fortenberry- and please feel free not to read this ;-)

"Ken Fortenberry" wrote in message
news
snakefiddler wrote:
snip i. am a strong,
self reliant woman, who has managed quite well to accomplish some great
feats in life without resorting to such tacticts.

as far as any penthousesque (sp?) allusions, i think you are a little
confused. who brought up the contents of the sock drawer.

I've not met you in person, but your posts here belie what you'd have
us believe. As for who commented on the contents of your sock drawer,
that would have been you in the first place, now wouldn't it, how else
would I have known of it ?

You don't fly fish, you've never fly fished, in fact until mere moments
ago you've never fished PERIOD. Why are you here ? Why do you post here
to boast in front of an overwhelmingly male audience of your sunbathing
and your "strong, self-reliance" ?

Like I said, it's enough to gag a maggot off a **** wagon.

--
Ken Fortenberry- and please feel free not to read this ;-)


self reliance i did boast about- sunbathing- not. that is just what *you*
chose to focus on. i'm surprised that one such as yourself that claims to
be an avid fisherman would be more interested in obsessing on the passing
mention of swimming attire, as opposed to the expression of sheer joy
experienced my ones first fishing experience.

as far as sock drawer contents are concerned, i let that one go a long time
ago- why can't you?

snake

"MichaelM" wrote in message ...
snakefiddler wrote in message ...
any tips for getting the smell of fish off of my hands?
snake



I have heard that steel under running water does the trick ~ I'm not sure if
it works though (not having tested it), nor have I a clue of what causes it
to work, if it is indeed true.


I don't know why it works, but it does. The steel needs to be
stainless though. Some outdoor magazines sell "bars" of stainless
steel for this purpose. They don't say they're stainless steel, but
they are. Cold water works better than hot for cleaning off fish
slime too.