tying knots

On Sat, 12 Jun 2004 22:08:24 -0400, "snakefiddler"
wrote:


"Tim J." wrote in message
news:zaOyc.78245$3x.25212@attbi_s54...

If I sit on your lap and bat my eyelashes, will you show me, too, Uncle
Wayno?
)
--
TL,
Tim

now see, if one of the guys made a request for a fellow roffian to show him
how to tie a knot, i'm pretty sure it would have been met with a response
similar to something like, "yeah sure, i'll show ya at the next clave,or if
whatever next fishin event we attend."
but when i make a similar request, it is met with such silliness, and
disdain, as was offered up by forty- what gives?

Well, for me, based on what I've seen, put plain and simple: you're full
of it.

Sidenote - Before anyone gets all hysterical about "gentlemanly
behavior" or such, I'm not convinced yet that this "snakefiddler" is
real, much less a "lady," but even if "she" is both real and a female,
given what little I saw and Googled (hence my doubts), I feel no need or
desire to treat her any differently than a male who acts in such a
fashion, and that is based on the poster's own actions, and even,
apparently, desire to be treated like "one of the guys"...at least, for
the moment...and if some guy pulled any part of this coy ingenue-puppy
dog-Sandra Dee-Does-Dallas stuff, they'd be lit up faster than a
burlap-and- telephone-pole cross on a Hahira Saturday night...

Anyway, as I was saying, you're full of it. First, you act aghast that
anyone would react _in any way_ to your posts, be they to flirt back,
call you on it, or otherwise, and protest your innocence. Then you keep
it up, and do it again, and finally, admit that, "aw, gee, sucks, bat,
bat, bat, maybe I DO flirt a little...that's just me..." OK, fine (and
assuming you are a) real, and b) female), if you enjoy flirting, then be
honest and come right on out and act like it, flirt, get flirted with,
and enjoy it...hell, encourage it. But don't keep flip-flopping and
turning out crap about "if one of the GUYS asked..." because it's
nonsense - no "guy" (well, not one who isn't flirting, anyway) would, in
this context, ask questions as you have, give TRs with
stretch-out-in-a-bikini descriptions, or talk suggestively about
whatever autoerotic practices and devices he might enjoy, own, or use.
And if you or anyone else thinks I'm sexist, I'll admit to being
ordinarily so, just to save time, but even if I were the most sexist,
even misogynistic, asshole on the planet...well, OK, so I could only be
somewhere around 3rd or 4th, but in any case, I'd still be right...

HTH, but I have my doubts...
R

On Sat, 12 Jun 2004 18:12:03 -0400, "snakefiddler"
wrote:


"Wayne Harrison" wrote in message
.com...

"snakefiddler" wrote


this knot tying stuff is not easy. he did show me a neat little
knot tying tool. any recommendations for favorites?

i have fished for trout for the last 34 years, with more than a little
success, knowing how to tie exactly one knot: the improved clinch.

yfitp
wayno


maybe you can show it to me in october?

yifitm-
snake

Aw, shucks an' a cracklin' bread...shoo fly pie (just because, IMO,
sweet 'tater pie isn't either Southern OR sticky enough for THIS...which
is reaching out there big, brother, let me tell you...) and hush my
mouth...

Holyfuthermuckingawd! ROFF has become Ned Beatty gets it in the...fern
bar! All we need is some plaque-brained codswallop plonking out
"Khum-ba-yajh" on a goddamned dulcimer and a little "Tennessee Flat
Top...er, well, OK, so light on the box talk... It has evolved into
Alan Alda...it has Darwinized into Phil Donahue...well, let me be the
fly in the ointment, the fox in the henhouse, or, OBROFF, the stink in
the shi..Gink: Daisy Mae, snake, opie, or who- or whatever, if you
can't find the batteries, the KY, or whatever else you might need, be a
standup broad and take it dry...

....and lest you think I'm a sexist, a misogynist, or even worse,
sensitive, hell, no, I'd **** the ugliest gal you could fi...well, OK,
no, I wouldn't even talk to her after a quart of JW Blue and a gross of
oysters, but, sure as ****, you produce any one of, or, several
supermodels, and I'll have them bowlegged within 24 hours....

And, hey, I'll apologize to one and all (including cyli, who at least
seems to have a pair): I'm deeply sorry that whoever cut off most of
y'alls balls didn't keep right on cutting...now all we need is ol' MC
lecturing about gentlemanly behavior...oh, wait, are you a nun?

Not shiving a git if this helps one little bit,
R

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On Sat, 12 Jun 2004 18:12:03 -0400, "snakefiddler"
wrote:


"Wayne Harrison" wrote in message
.com...

"snakefiddler" wrote


this knot tying stuff is not easy. he did show me a neat little
knot tying tool. any recommendations for favorites?

i have fished for trout for the last 34 years, with more than a
little
success, knowing how to tie exactly one knot: the improved clinch.

yfitp
wayno


maybe you can show it to me in october?

yifitm-
snake

Aw, shucks an' a cracklin' bread...shoo fly pie (just because, IMO,
sweet 'tater pie isn't either Southern OR sticky enough for THIS...which
is reaching out there big, brother, let me tell you...) and hush my
mouth...

Holyfuthermuckingawd! ROFF has become Ned Beatty gets it in the...fern
bar! All we need is some plaque-brained codswallop plonking out
"Khum-ba-yajh" on a goddamned dulcimer and a little "Tennessee Flat
Top...er, well, OK, so light on the box talk... It has evolved into
Alan Alda...it has Darwinized into Phil Donahue...well, let me be the
fly in the ointment, the fox in the henhouse, or, OBROFF, the stink in
the shi..Gink: Daisy Mae, snake, opie, or who- or whatever, if you
can't find the batteries, the KY, or whatever else you might need, be a
standup broad and take it dry...

...and lest you think I'm a sexist, a misogynist, or even worse,
sensitive, hell, no, I'd **** the ugliest gal you could fi...well, OK,
no, I wouldn't even talk to her after a quart of JW Blue and a gross of
oysters, but, sure as ****, you produce any one of, or, several
supermodels, and I'll have them bowlegged within 24 hours....

And, hey, I'll apologize to one and all (including cyli, who at least
seems to have a pair): I'm deeply sorry that whoever cut off most of
y'alls balls didn't keep right on cutting...now all we need is ol' MC
lecturing about gentlemanly behavior...oh, wait, are you a nun?

Not shiving a git if this helps one little bit,
R

AW, ****- THEY'VE CLONED FORTENBERRY
THOSE *******S!

snakefiddler

snakefiddler wrote:


AW, ****- THEY'VE CLONED FORTENBERRY
THOSE *******S!

snakefiddler


splork

too gawdang funny... the imagery.

wally

"snakefiddler" wrote

AW, ****- THEY'VE CLONED FORTENBERRY
THOSE *******S!

hilarious. and the irony meter just vaporized.

yfitp
wayno

snakefiddler notes:
AW, ****- THEY'VE CLONED FORTENBERRY
THOSE *******S!

if so, the experiment has gone somewhat awry.....
Tom

"snakefiddler" wrote in message
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wrote in message
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On Sat, 12 Jun 2004 18:12:03 -0400, "snakefiddler"
wrote:


"Wayne Harrison" wrote in message
.com...

"snakefiddler" wrote


this knot tying stuff is not easy. he did show me a neat little
knot tying tool. any recommendations for favorites?

i have fished for trout for the last 34 years, with more than a
little
success, knowing how to tie exactly one knot: the improved clinch.

yfitp
wayno


maybe you can show it to me in october?

yifitm-
snake

Aw, shucks an' a cracklin' bread...shoo fly pie (just because, IMO,
sweet 'tater pie isn't either Southern OR sticky enough for THIS...which
is reaching out there big, brother, let me tell you...) and hush my
mouth...

Holyfuthermuckingawd! ROFF has become Ned Beatty gets it in the...fern
bar! All we need is some plaque-brained codswallop plonking out
"Khum-ba-yajh" on a goddamned dulcimer and a little "Tennessee Flat
Top...er, well, OK, so light on the box talk... It has evolved into
Alan Alda...it has Darwinized into Phil Donahue...well, let me be the
fly in the ointment, the fox in the henhouse, or, OBROFF, the stink in
the shi..Gink: Daisy Mae, snake, opie, or who- or whatever, if you
can't find the batteries, the KY, or whatever else you might need, be a
standup broad and take it dry...

...and lest you think I'm a sexist, a misogynist, or even worse,
sensitive, hell, no, I'd **** the ugliest gal you could fi...well, OK,
no, I wouldn't even talk to her after a quart of JW Blue and a gross of
oysters, but, sure as ****, you produce any one of, or, several
supermodels, and I'll have them bowlegged within 24 hours....

And, hey, I'll apologize to one and all (including cyli, who at least
seems to have a pair): I'm deeply sorry that whoever cut off most of
y'alls balls didn't keep right on cutting...now all we need is ol' MC
lecturing about gentlemanly behavior...oh, wait, are you a nun?

Not shiving a git if this helps one little bit,
R

AW, ****- THEY'VE CLONED FORTENBERRY
THOSE *******S!

snakefiddler


Not quite, the scene in the cloning lab was like a three stooges flick.
They DNA from Eddie Murphy and Gomer Pyle got thrown in with Fortenberrys,
The results a foul mouth goober with an attituce.

On Sun, 13 Jun 2004 06:31:04 GMT, wrote:
Aw, shucks an' a cracklin' bread...shoo fly pie (just because, IMO,
sweet 'tater pie isn't either Southern OR sticky enough for THIS...which
is reaching out there big, brother, let me tell you...) and hush my
mouth...
[el ranto snippo]

Proof that some people should *never* use mind-altering substances...

On Sun, 13 Jun 2004 14:47:15 GMT, daytripper
wrote:

On Sun, 13 Jun 2004 06:31:04 GMT, wrote:
Aw, shucks an' a cracklin' bread...shoo fly pie (just because, IMO,
sweet 'tater pie isn't either Southern OR sticky enough for THIS...which
is reaching out there big, brother, let me tell you...) and hush my
mouth...
[el ranto snippo]

Proof that some people should *never* use mind-altering substances...

Um, if I may ask for clarification, do you mean the writer or the
reader?

Enquiring minds and all that...well, and for the sake of good order...
TC,
R

"snakefiddler" wrote


this knot tying stuff is not easy. he did show me a neat little
knot tying tool. any recommendations for favorites?

I use the tie fast combo tool. I do not like the company do to personal
issues, but it is the tool to get.