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  #31  
Old April 29th, 2007, 03:05 PM posted to rec.outdoors.fishing.fly
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Wolfgang wrote:
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Wolfgang wrote:


You COULD break the cycle......you could behave like an adult. You
could.

So you think I'm acting like an infant?

Hee, hee, hee.



Nah, infants are cute and generally have an innate capacity to make
people adore them. This is why their mothers don't generally drown or
strangle them at or near birth.


Too bad for ROFF that your mom and dad didn't follow the Spartan custom.


Yeah, ROFF's sorrow is palpable. Why, any rank newby walking in off the
street can immediately sense that all anybody here really wants is an
increase in the once steady stream of your stellar contributions.....if only
you could tear yourself away from the moral responsibility of responding to
all the **** that you don't read.

Wolfgang


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Old April 29th, 2007, 03:31 PM posted to rec.outdoors.fishing.fly
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Wolfgang wrote:

Yeah, ROFF's sorrow is palpable. Why, any rank newby walking in off the
street can immediately sense that all anybody here really wants is an
increase in the once steady stream of your stellar contributions.....


Imbecile.

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  #33  
Old April 29th, 2007, 03:57 PM posted to rec.outdoors.fishing.fly
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Wolfgang wrote:
"rw" wrote in message
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Wolfgang wrote:

Yeah, ROFF's sorrow is palpable. Why, any rank newby walking in off the
street can immediately sense that all anybody here really wants is an
increase in the once steady stream of your stellar contributions.....


Imbecile.



See, you CAN be taught to do simple tricks.


I was merely trying to make what you seem to believe is a "stellar"
contribution.

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  #34  
Old April 29th, 2007, 04:21 PM posted to rec.outdoors.fishing.fly
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Wolfgang wrote:
"rw" wrote in message
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Wolfgang wrote:

"rw" wrote in message
news

Wolfgang wrote:


Yeah, ROFF's sorrow is palpable. Why, any rank newby walking in off the
street can immediately sense that all anybody here really wants is an
increase in the once steady stream of your stellar contributions.....

Imbecile.


See, you CAN be taught to do simple tricks.


I was merely trying to make what you seem to believe is a "stellar"
contribution.



Didn't work.


Pity. I guess when I write "imbecile," or "idiot," or "moron" it just
doesn't have the same panache as when you do it.

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  #35  
Old April 29th, 2007, 04:44 PM posted to rec.outdoors.fishing.fly
Wolfgang
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"rw" wrote in message
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Wolfgang wrote:

Yeah, ROFF's sorrow is palpable. Why, any rank newby walking in off the
street can immediately sense that all anybody here really wants is an
increase in the once steady stream of your stellar contributions.....


Imbecile.


See, you CAN be taught to do simple tricks.

You ever wonder how life might be different if you had any choice in the
matter of which tricks?

Wolfgang
the boy just WILL NOT learn.


  #36  
Old April 29th, 2007, 05:11 PM posted to rec.outdoors.fishing.fly
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Wolfgang wrote:

who, if exposed to much more sardonic wit in this exchange, is probably
going to have to go out and rent some reinforcements or something.


That makes sense. You're just the kind of person who would have to rent
friends.

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  #37  
Old April 29th, 2007, 05:15 PM posted to rec.outdoors.fishing.fly
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"rw" wrote in message
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Wolfgang wrote:
"rw" wrote in message
news
Wolfgang wrote:

Yeah, ROFF's sorrow is palpable. Why, any rank newby walking in off the
street can immediately sense that all anybody here really wants is an
increase in the once steady stream of your stellar contributions.....

Imbecile.



See, you CAN be taught to do simple tricks.


I was merely trying to make what you seem to believe is a "stellar"
contribution.


Didn't work.

Things are not always what they seem. You may thus take it as axiomatic
that they are rarely what they seem to you. This is a natural and
inevitable consequence of an inability to learn.

Wolfgang
ain't we got fun?


  #38  
Old April 29th, 2007, 05:38 PM posted to rec.outdoors.fishing.fly
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"rw" wrote in message
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Wolfgang wrote:
"rw" wrote in message
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Wolfgang wrote:

"rw" wrote in message
news

Wolfgang wrote:


Yeah, ROFF's sorrow is palpable. Why, any rank newby walking in off
the street can immediately sense that all anybody here really wants is
an increase in the once steady stream of your stellar
contributions.....

Imbecile.


See, you CAN be taught to do simple tricks.

I was merely trying to make what you seem to believe is a "stellar"
contribution.



Didn't work.


Pity. I guess when I write "imbecile," or "idiot," or "moron" it just
doesn't have the same panache as when you do it.


Panache? There!......see what I mean? Whatever anything may seem like to
you, the smart money says it's something else.

Wolfgang
who, if exposed to much more sardonic wit in this exchange, is probably
going to have to go out and rent some reinforcements or something.


 




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