Whay hasn't someone strangled this monkey with his own tail....?

On Jul 29, 4:22*am, "Tom Littleton" wrote:
"Giles" wrote in message

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Moron.

bore
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * Tom

Liar.

g.

"Giles" wrote in message
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On Jul 29, 4:22 am, "Tom Littleton" wrote:
"Giles" wrote in message

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Moron.

bore
Tom

Liar.

g.

never. Ever. And you can bet all the shiny nickels you want on it.
Tom

On 2010-07-26 00:12:50 -0400, said:

http://www.reuters.com/article/idUSN2514507120100725

And just who does this little chimp think is gonna buy his low-grade crude...?

IAC, I wouldn't put CITGO gasoline in Louie's car...

R

Of course you wouldn't. There's only one roffian that I would let use
my RS, and it sure the hell ain't you, monkey boy. (Oh, ****.
Fortenberry is gonna call me a racist....... on second thought, that's
a good thing.)

On Jul 28, 6:45*pm, D. LaCourse wrote:
On 2010-07-26 00:12:50 -0400, said:

http://www.reuters.com/article/idUSN2514507120100725

And just who does this little chimp think is gonna buy his low-grade crude...?

IAC, I wouldn't put CITGO gasoline in Louie's car...

R

Of course you wouldn't. *There's only one roffian that I would let use
my RS, and it sure the hell ain't you, monkey boy. * (Oh, ****. *
Fortenberry is gonna call me a racist....... on second thought, that's
a good thing.)

Idiot.

Pig.

g.

On Wed, 28 Jul 2010 19:45:45 -0400, D. LaCourse wrote:

On 2010-07-26 00:12:50 -0400, said:

http://www.reuters.com/article/idUSN2514507120100725

And just who does this little chimp think is gonna buy his low-grade crude...?

IAC, I wouldn't put CITGO gasoline in Louie's car...

R

Of course you wouldn't. There's only one roffian that I would let use
my RS, and it sure the hell ain't you, monkey boy.

Oh, drat and darn - I guess I'll have to borrow someone else's graduation
present to take my date to the prom... So, do those things still come with a
free set of sorority letters or do you have to buy them separately on your first
trip to the bookstore...?

"Audi - Hey, It May Not Be A Porsche, But At Least It Is Almost A VW...."

And anyway, I'd not want to drown the squirrel - he's old, he's probably tired
from all that wheel-turning, and he certainly deserves better than a faceful of
Venezuelan gasoline, what with the indignity he has suffered...and his mother is
constantly comparing him to his brother, "Your brother stayed in school and
trained, and now, look at him - he's in a Yaris..." Maybe you could step up to
the plate and buy him a Yugo at retirement - you know, make him feel special in
his old age...

HTH,
R

On 2010-07-30 17:27:02 -0400, said:

On Wed, 28 Jul 2010 19:45:45 -0400, D. LaCourse wrote:

On 2010-07-26 00:12:50 -0400, said:

http://www.reuters.com/article/idUSN2514507120100725

And just who does this little chimp think is gonna buy his low-grade crude...?

IAC, I wouldn't put CITGO gasoline in Louie's car...

R

Of course you wouldn't. There's only one roffian that I would let use
my RS, and it sure the hell ain't you, monkey boy.

Oh, drat and darn - I guess I'll have to borrow someone else's graduation
present to take my date to the prom... So, do those things still come with a
free set of sorority letters or do you have to buy them separately on
your first
trip to the bookstore...?

"Audi - Hey, It May Not Be A Porsche, But At Least It Is Almost A VW...."

And anyway, I'd not want to drown the squirrel - he's old, he's probably tired
from all that wheel-turning, and he certainly deserves better than a faceful of
Venezuelan gasoline, what with the indignity he has suffered...and his
mother is
constantly comparing him to his brother, "Your brother stayed in school and
trained, and now, look at him - he's in a Yaris..." Maybe you could
step up to
the plate and buy him a Yugo at retirement - you know, make him feel special in
his old age...

HTH,
R

Ahhhh, Dickie, Dickie, Dickie. What *are* we gonna do wid ya? Your
knowedge of things automotive is abysmal. I would guess that a fellow
like you would probably drive a Solara convertible, or perhaps the
latest iteration of a VW bug (with wilted flowers in the handy little
vase {pronounced vozz in NO} probably caused by your caustic
personality), or maybe a Buick. Yeah, it's a Buick.

FWI, the RS6 is capable of embarrassing many a Porsche drivers, all BMW
drivers, and a helluva lot of Corvette drivers. And in the rain or
snow, there ain't much out there that can come anywhere near it. It's
7 years old and still runs like a top. It will stay in Massachusetts
and carefully exercised by my grandsons. We bought an E550 Coupe in
Georgia, strickly for its asthetics. The Merc ain't a great car, per
se, but it is fun and I love its looks (Paladium Silver with beige
leather). With most of the bells and whistles. Much nicer than a
Buick. d;o) I wanted the CLS63 AMG, but 100 big ones was a bit too
much.

Davey

On 2010-07-30 19:26:40 -0400, D. LaCourse said:

On 2010-07-30 17:27:02 -0400, said:

On Wed, 28 Jul 2010 19:45:45 -0400, D. LaCourse wrote:

On 2010-07-26 00:12:50 -0400, said:

http://www.reuters.com/article/idUSN2514507120100725

And just who does this little chimp think is gonna buy his low-grade crude...?

IAC, I wouldn't put CITGO gasoline in Louie's car...

R

Of course you wouldn't. There's only one roffian that I would let use
my RS, and it sure the hell ain't you, monkey boy.

Oh, drat and darn - I guess I'll have to borrow someone else's graduation
present to take my date to the prom... So, do those things still come with a
free set of sorority letters or do you have to buy them separately on
your first
trip to the bookstore...?

"Audi - Hey, It May Not Be A Porsche, But At Least It Is Almost A VW...."

And anyway, I'd not want to drown the squirrel - he's old, he's probably tired
from all that wheel-turning, and he certainly deserves better than a faceful of
Venezuelan gasoline, what with the indignity he has suffered...and his
mother is
constantly comparing him to his brother, "Your brother stayed in school and
trained, and now, look at him - he's in a Yaris..." Maybe you could
step up to
the plate and buy him a Yugo at retirement - you know, make him feel special in
his old age...

HTH,
R

Ahhhh, Dickie, Dickie, Dickie. What *are* we gonna do wid ya? Your
knowedge of things automotive is abysmal. I would guess that a fellow
like you would probably drive a Solara convertible, or perhaps the
latest iteration of a VW bug (with wilted flowers in the handy little
vase {pronounced vozz in NO} probably caused by your caustic
personality), or maybe a Buick. Yeah, it's a Buick.

FWI, the RS6 is capable of embarrassing many a Porsche drivers, all BMW
drivers, and a helluva lot of Corvette drivers. And in the rain or
snow, there ain't much out there that can come anywhere near it. It's
7 years old and still runs like a top. It will stay in Massachusetts
and carefully exercised by my grandsons. We bought an E550 Coupe in
Georgia, strickly for its asthetics. The Merc ain't a great car, per
se, but it is fun and I love its looks (Paladium Silver with beige
leather). With most of the bells and whistles. Much nicer than a
Buick. d;o) I wanted the CLS63 AMG, but 100 big ones was a bit too
much.

Davey

No, no, no. Not a Buick at all. Its a Volvo DL240, with baby****
brown paint. Yeah, a Volvo would be my guess.

d;o)

On Fri, 30 Jul 2010 19:26:40 -0400, D. LaCourse wrote:

On 2010-07-30 17:27:02 -0400, said:

On Wed, 28 Jul 2010 19:45:45 -0400, D. LaCourse wrote:

On 2010-07-26 00:12:50 -0400, said:

http://www.reuters.com/article/idUSN2514507120100725

And just who does this little chimp think is gonna buy his low-grade crude...?

IAC, I wouldn't put CITGO gasoline in Louie's car...

R

Of course you wouldn't. There's only one roffian that I would let use
my RS, and it sure the hell ain't you, monkey boy.

Oh, drat and darn - I guess I'll have to borrow someone else's graduation
present to take my date to the prom... So, do those things still come with a
free set of sorority letters or do you have to buy them separately on
your first
trip to the bookstore...?

"Audi - Hey, It May Not Be A Porsche, But At Least It Is Almost A VW...."

And anyway, I'd not want to drown the squirrel - he's old, he's probably tired
from all that wheel-turning, and he certainly deserves better than a faceful of
Venezuelan gasoline, what with the indignity he has suffered...and his
mother is
constantly comparing him to his brother, "Your brother stayed in school and
trained, and now, look at him - he's in a Yaris..." Maybe you could
step up to
the plate and buy him a Yugo at retirement - you know, make him feel special in
his old age...

HTH,
R

Ahhhh, Dickie, Dickie, Dickie. What *are* we gonna do wid ya? Your
knowedge of things automotive is abysmal. I would guess that a fellow
like you would probably drive a Solara convertible, or perhaps the
latest iteration of a VW bug (with wilted flowers in the handy little
vase {pronounced vozz in NO} probably caused by your caustic
personality), or maybe a Buick. Yeah, it's a Buick.

FWI, the RS6 is capable of embarrassing many a Porsche drivers, all BMW
drivers, and a helluva lot of Corvette drivers. And in the rain or
snow, there ain't much out there that can come anywhere near it. It's
7 years old and still runs like a top. It will stay in Massachusetts
and carefully exercised by my grandsons. We bought an E550 Coupe in
Georgia, strickly for its asthetics. The Merc ain't a great car, per
se, but it is fun and I love its looks (Paladium Silver with beige
leather). With most of the bells and whistles. Much nicer than a
Buick. d;o) I wanted the CLS63 AMG, but 100 big ones was a bit too
much.

Davey

Ok, *that* ought to bring out everyone's inner Freud.

On 2010-07-30 22:31:47 -0400, personaobscura
said:


Ok, *that* ought to bring out everyone's inner Freud.

A rose by any other name is still a rose.

d;o)

On Fri, 30 Jul 2010 19:26:40 -0400, D. LaCourse wrote:

Of course you wouldn't. There's only one roffian that I would let use
my RS, and it sure the hell ain't you, monkey boy.

Oh, drat and darn - I guess I'll have to borrow someone else's graduation
present to take my date to the prom... So, do those things still come with a
free set of sorority letters or do you have to buy them separately on
your first
trip to the bookstore...?

"Audi - Hey, It May Not Be A Porsche, But At Least It Is Almost A VW...."

And anyway, I'd not want to drown the squirrel - he's old, he's probably tired
from all that wheel-turning, and he certainly deserves better than a faceful of
Venezuelan gasoline, what with the indignity he has suffered...and his
mother is
constantly comparing him to his brother, "Your brother stayed in school and
trained, and now, look at him - he's in a Yaris..." Maybe you could
step up to
the plate and buy him a Yugo at retirement - you know, make him feel special in
his old age...

HTH,
R

Ahhhh, Dickie, Dickie, Dickie. What *are* we gonna do wid ya? Your
knowedge of things automotive is abysmal. I would guess that a fellow
like you would probably drive a Solara convertible, or perhaps the
latest iteration of a VW bug (with wilted flowers in the handy little
vase {pronounced vozz in NO} probably caused by your caustic
personality), or maybe a Buick. Yeah, it's a Buick.

FWI, the RS6 is capable of embarrassing many a Porsche drivers, all BMW
drivers, and a helluva lot of Corvette drivers.

Not to mention 100% of Audi drivers...and a helluva lot of Porsche, BMW and
'vette drivers are fully capable of embarrassing themselves without any help
from anyone or anything...even without a car...

And in the rain or snow, there ain't much out there that can come anywhere near it.

Well, ****, no one but sorority girls and nouveau riche Germans from the lower
social classes (and those who wish they were one or the other...or hell, maybe
both...) want to come anywhere near it on a bright sunny day...and any number of
vehicles would drive right past it rain, sleet, snow or sun.

It's 7 years old and still runs like a top.

See, I TOLD you that poor squirrel was getting old...I mean, that's what, 85 or
something in dog years...

It will stay in Massachusetts and carefully exercised by my grandsons.

About the best use for one...it, or maybe a pony...

We bought an E550 Coupe in Georgia,

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! "Daddy, I don't want an Audi - that's what you got Suzy for
HER graduation present..." "Okay, Okay, Geezus...how about a E550?"

strickly for its asthetics.

Lemme guess - you get all hot thinking about Roseanne Barr in nothing but her
ankle collar and a shash that says "THE GREATEST SHOW ON EARTH!"

The Merc ain't a great car, per se,

....but being an automotive expert, you bought a 2-door pimped-out version of an
Iranian taxi, anyway...what, couldn't you find a flare-and-skirt kit and some
rims for a Lada?

but it is fun and I love its looks (Paladium Silver with beige
leather). With most of the bells and whistles.

Yeah, a lifetime supply of Grecian Formula and Hai-Karate, with 14
cup-holders...and "Paladium (sic) Silver"...that sounds like the shade of hair
dye Joan Rivers would use on her pubic hair ...and speaking of her nether
regions, two words - "beige leather"....

Much nicer than a Buick. d;o) I wanted the CLS63 AMG, but 100 big ones was a bit too
much.

Aw, what's a few Benjies to a mack-daddy stylin' pimp like you...you know what
AMG stands for nowadays, doncha? Actors, musicians, and gangstas....

I have owned two AMG cars (and a real M5, too - kept that one nearly 20 years),
back when they were actually something, and of those since they moved in-house,
none have impressed me at all - they are little more than factory pimpmobiles.

Vroom-vroom,
R

Davey