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Old May 18th, 2004, 12:26 AM
Tim J.
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Yeah, this ain't some bait chuckin' babe posting, so if you don't like it you
can eat my shorts. "Shorts" - is that okay to say here, or will someone get all
huffy cuz I mentioned my undergarments? ;-)

I took off early from work today for an hour or two of quality time at the
river. It turns out it was quality time, indeed. Absolutely no one else showed
up the entire 2 hours I fished, and the weather and water couldn't have been
better. The winning fly of the day was Josh Rosenblat's Olive Hare's Ear Nymph
( http://tinyurl.com/3gz4k ) - thanks Joshua. Caught two nice 14" 'bows on that
fly right where George told me the fish would be. Of course, I didn't know he
told me that until I got back from fishing and checked my email - must be that
telepathy thingy. I tried to take a photo of one to share, but after bringing
the fish to hand twice while I tried to snap a photo, I decided I'd better just
quit stressing the fish and let it go. Fortunately, it still had plenty of fight
after the third time. I'll get better at camera juggling as the year progresses,
but these were my first trout of the year so cut me some slack.
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Tim
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Old May 18th, 2004, 02:32 PM
Ken Fortenberry
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Tim J. wrote:

Yeah, this ain't some bait chuckin' babe posting, so if you don't like it you
can eat my shorts. "Shorts" - is that okay to say here, or will someone get all
huffy cuz I mentioned my undergarments? ;-)


Intent is everything. I'm assuming that unlike Daisy Mae's swimsuit
tale your intent is not to titillate us with the image of your shorts.
On the other hand, you ARE posting from Massachusetts, aren't you. ;-)

--
Ken Fortenberry- retiring to the bathroom to wash my mind out with soap

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Old May 18th, 2004, 03:12 PM
Tim J.
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"Ken Fortenberry" wrote...
Tim J. wrote:

Yeah, this ain't some bait chuckin' babe posting, so if you don't like it

you
can eat my shorts. "Shorts" - is that okay to say here, or will someone get

all
huffy cuz I mentioned my undergarments? ;-)


Intent is everything. I'm assuming that unlike Daisy Mae's swimsuit
tale your intent is not to titillate us with the image of your shorts.


Hmmm, no, that thought hadn't occured to me. However, being that most women are
much more detail oriented, is it possible that wasn't snakefiddler's intent
either?

On the other hand, you ARE posting from Massachusetts, aren't you. ;-)


On the other hand, you ARE reading this in Chambana, aren't you? ;-)

Ken Fortenberry- retiring to the bathroom to wash my mind out with soap


It could be too late. Once the stain has set it's difficult to remove.
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Tim
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Old May 18th, 2004, 03:54 PM
Ken Fortenberry
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Tim J. wrote:
"Ken Fortenberry" wrote...

Intent is everything. I'm assuming that unlike Daisy Mae's swimsuit
tale your intent is not to titillate us with the image of your shorts.


Hmmm, no, that thought hadn't occured to me. However, being that most women are
much more detail oriented, is it possible that wasn't snakefiddler's intent
either?


It's possible, of course, and if frogs had wings they wouldn't bump
their asses on the ground every time they took a step.

--
Ken Fortenberry

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Old May 18th, 2004, 04:43 PM
Charlie Choc
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On Tue, 18 May 2004 14:54:50 GMT, Ken Fortenberry
wrote:

and if frogs had wings they wouldn't bump
their asses on the ground every time they took a step.


Wings help while walking, eh? A bit of constructive criticism: it
would make more sense to say "all the time" instead of "every time
they took a step".
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Charlie...
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Old May 18th, 2004, 06:11 PM
Ken Fortenberry
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Charlie Choc wrote:
Ken Fortenberry wrote:

and if frogs had wings they wouldn't bump
their asses on the ground every time they took a step.


Wings help while walking, eh? A bit of constructive criticism: it
would make more sense to say "all the time" instead of "every time
they took a step".


Thanks for your thoughtful criticism, but I can't take credit for
that classic country adage and while your version does indeed make
more sense, I'm loath to fiddle with the classics.

--
Ken Fortenberry

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Old May 23rd, 2004, 07:15 PM
Jeff Miller
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now that....

Tim J. wrote:

p


It could be too late. Once the stain has set it's difficult to remove.


is simply "hilarious".

jeff

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Old May 18th, 2004, 09:15 PM
snakefiddler
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"Ken Fortenberry" wrote in message
.com...
Tim J. wrote:

Yeah, this ain't some bait chuckin' babe posting, so if you don't like

it you
can eat my shorts. "Shorts" - is that okay to say here, or will someone

get all
huffy cuz I mentioned my undergarments? ;-)


Intent is everything. I'm assuming that unlike Daisy Mae's swimsuit
tale


there you go again-missin the point. it was a fishin tale

your intent is not to titillate us with the image of your shorts.


i can promise you forty, that if my intent was to "titallate" i would have
included details that surely would have left no question in anyone's mind as
to intent. seems your imagination is working overtme. :-) you don't even
know what i or my swimsuit look like, but you must certainly have conjured
up quite a image in your own mind's eye.......

besides, i am particular about with whom i share *titillating* images- and
that wouldn't include you


On the other hand, you ARE posting from Massachusetts, aren't you. ;-)

--
Ken Fortenberry- retiring to the bathroom to wash my mind out with soap


i think that might be a good idea.....
snakefiddler



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Old May 18th, 2004, 09:39 PM
Tim J.
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"snakefiddler" wrote...
"Ken Fortenberry" wrote...


your intent is not to titillate us with the image of your shorts.


i can promise you forty, that if my intent was to "titallate" i would have
included details that surely would have left no question in anyone's mind as
to intent. seems your imagination is working overtme. :-) you don't even
know what i or my swimsuit look like, but you must certainly have conjured
up quite a image in your own mind's eye.......

besides, i am particular about with whom i share *titillating* images- and
that wouldn't include you


Yeah, yeah - get to the point: what are you wearing right now? ;-)
--
TL,
Tim
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Old May 18th, 2004, 09:56 PM
snakefiddler
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"Tim J." wrote in message
...

"snakefiddler" wrote...
"Ken Fortenberry" wrote...


your intent is not to titillate us with the image of your shorts.


i can promise you forty, that if my intent was to "titallate" i would

have
included details that surely would have left no question in anyone's

mind as
to intent. seems your imagination is working overtme. :-) you don't

even
know what i or my swimsuit look like, but you must certainly have

conjured
up quite a image in your own mind's eye.......

besides, i am particular about with whom i share *titillating* images-

and
that wouldn't include you


Yeah, yeah - get to the point: what are you wearing right now? ;-)
--
TL,
Tim
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http://css.sbcma.com/timj



i would tell you, but i don't want to get anyone too excited, but here's a
hint- i just came in from fishin ;-)

snake- (****- did i give it away?)


 




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