tying knots

Tim, I don't know you from Adam,

Oh hell, this is been botherin' me the whole time I've been out cleaning
my
truck...

Does fixin' the tire of a fellow ROFFian occur so frequently to you that
you
just fix'em and ferget 'em? (hint...I'm not the attorney whose hands
are
so
clean that he didn't know how to fix his tire...)


Jesus H. Christ! Sorry bout that Tim. I guess I could plead that since I
don't know Adam that...errr.. No. What about the old "well, there's just
too
damn many of you Tim's to keep up with!" No, it won't do. I'm just
reeling
in the CRS. Well, it is an interesting conversation. We can always pick it
up when next we meet. As is too often the case, I won't be able to say to
your face what I said here, to wit, that I don't know you from Adam. The
rest we can have a lively discussion over beers.

That sounds like a fine plan. I was hoping to make it out to the Western
Clave this year, but that dastardly wife of mine had to go and get herself
knocked up.


Say, did that lawyer fellow ever pay us for that job? Seems to me we got
some beer coming to us.....

He sure didn't...hell, you'll probably have to do the bill collectin'... he
probably doesn't know me from Adam either.

On Sat, 19 Jun 2004 18:45:31 GMT, "Tim Carter"
wrote:

In full agreement. And to let you in on a bit of the irony of all of
this....I'm in the group of people that aren't college educated...not
havin'
earned a degree, and all. Too broke, and to high on drugs, to continue,
ya
know....


FWIW, not having a sheepskin is not equal to "not being college educated".
Its a matter of degrees.

Certainly true, but I'm not sure my short-lived, paltry performance in the
local state college is enough to move me into the 'college educated' column
on the prison statistics if I were to find myself so situated.

Well, now, that'd depend on who was trying to prove what...****, in the
right circumstances, you'd sound like you had 4 PhD's and wall full of
measly ol' Masters...of course, you might find yourself as a
grade-school dropout who couldn't spell "cat" with three tries, and it
is the fault of insert enemy here...

Edumacationally yours,
R

wrote in message
...
On Sat, 19 Jun 2004 11:45:09 -0700, "Danl"
wrote:

All snipped, just so there is NO misunderstanding

Before you go too far down what appears to be some physical violence
alley, let me be absolutely serious, if just for just a moment. I'm
pretty sure Kevin was not being serious, and so, I took it as such and
responded as such, albeit using the word "gun" where I probably
shouldn't have. But I'm not Ken, Opie, Warren, George Gerhke, or anyone
else on ROFF, who, serious or not, engages in a lot of loose "gun" and
"I'm gonna get you!" talk, and I'll not respond as they will. I'd offer
that it'd probably be best that we not go down any roads which involve
you threatening, jokingly or not, me, my family, or anyone else close to
me. I simply will not address threats, or what _might_ be threats, here
in what is likely, but by no means certainly, only some chest-pounding
flame-war.

Ahhhhh! Sometimes it seems like the wait will never end.......that's good,
but it's hard to remember as the anticipation builds. You wait......and you
wait......and it looks like it's just going to go on forever with the same
old tired semi-coherent lead in. And then.......and then, just when you
least expect it.....BANG!.....he goes all serious and ****.

GodDAMN! you are funny!

Wolfgang
who never tires of it.

The Baron of Breakfast Links threatens:
.NO PORK
FOR YOU!

Unabashed here...the girls have already procured the andouille for the Father's
Day Jambalaya. Plus, I live in Amish Country, and you and your Uncle can't get
to those Honest, Hard-working types......wait, who's that guy in the cowboy hat
talking to old
Amos? Damn! They've mobbed-up with the
Sultans of Sausage!! My last hope are the Mennonites.......
panic sets in,
Tom

On 19 Jun 2004 19:37:49 GMT, (Tom Littleton) wrote:

The Baron of Breakfast Links threatens:
.NO PORK
FOR YOU!

Unabashed here...the girls have already procured the andouille for the Father's
Day Jambalaya. Plus, I live in Amish Country, and you and your Uncle can't get
to those Honest, Hard-working types......wait, who's that guy in the cowboy hat
talking to old
Amos? Damn! They've mobbed-up with the
Sultans of Sausage!! My last hope are the Mennonites.......
panic sets in,
Tom

http://www.sepiamoons.com/images/humor/amishfury.jpg\\\


g.c.

On Sat, 19 Jun 2004 14:50:02 -0500, George Cleveland
wrote:

On 19 Jun 2004 19:37:49 GMT, (Tom Littleton) wrote:

The Baron of Breakfast Links threatens:
.NO PORK
FOR YOU!

Unabashed here...the girls have already procured the andouille for the Father's
Day Jambalaya. Plus, I live in Amish Country, and you and your Uncle can't get
to those Honest, Hard-working types......wait, who's that guy in the cowboy hat
talking to old
Amos? Damn! They've mobbed-up with the
Sultans of Sausage!! My last hope are the Mennonites.......
panic sets in,
Tom

http://www.sepiamoons.com/images/humor/amishfury.jpg\\\


g.c.


Sorry. The link was working a few hours ago!


g.c.

"George Cleveland" wrote in message
...
On Sat, 19 Jun 2004 14:50:02 -0500, George Cleveland
wrote:

On 19 Jun 2004 19:37:49 GMT, (Tom Littleton) wrote:

The Baron of Breakfast Links threatens:
.NO PORK
FOR YOU!

Unabashed here...the girls have already procured the andouille for the
Father's
Day Jambalaya. Plus, I live in Amish Country, and you and your Uncle
can't get
to those Honest, Hard-working types......wait, who's that guy in the
cowboy hat
talking to old
Amos? Damn! They've mobbed-up with the
Sultans of Sausage!! My last hope are the Mennonites.......
panic sets in,
Tom

http://www.sepiamoons.com/images/humor/amishfury.jpg\\\


g.c.


Sorry. The link was working a few hours ago!

Huh? I don't get i......oh.......LINK!

Brat!

Wolfgang

On Sat, 19 Jun 2004 14:58:19 -0500, "Wolfgang"
wrote:


"George Cleveland" wrote in message
.. .
On Sat, 19 Jun 2004 14:50:02 -0500, George Cleveland
wrote:

On 19 Jun 2004 19:37:49 GMT, (Tom Littleton) wrote:

The Baron of Breakfast Links threatens:
.NO PORK
FOR YOU!

Unabashed here...the girls have already procured the andouille for the
Father's
Day Jambalaya. Plus, I live in Amish Country, and you and your Uncle
can't get
to those Honest, Hard-working types......wait, who's that guy in the
cowboy hat
talking to old
Amos? Damn! They've mobbed-up with the
Sultans of Sausage!! My last hope are the Mennonites.......
panic sets in,
Tom

http://www.sepiamoons.com/images/humor/amishfury.jpg\\\


g.c.


Sorry. The link was working a few hours ago!

Huh? I don't get i......oh.......LINK!

Brat!

Wolfgang

Yeah...yeah...thats what I meant. Actually the link is:

http://www.sepiamoons.com/images/humor/amishfury.jpg The same as
above but without the three backslashes at the end.

A lot of work for not much payback. Sorry again.


g.c.

On Sat, 19 Jun 2004 14:58:19 -0500, "Wolfgang" wrote:


"George Cleveland" wrote in message
.. .
On Sat, 19 Jun 2004 14:50:02 -0500, George Cleveland
wrote:

On 19 Jun 2004 19:37:49 GMT, (Tom Littleton) wrote:

The Baron of Breakfast Links threatens:
.NO PORK
FOR YOU!

Unabashed here...the girls have already procured the andouille for the
Father's
Day Jambalaya. Plus, I live in Amish Country, and you and your Uncle
can't get
to those Honest, Hard-working types......wait, who's that guy in the
cowboy hat
talking to old
Amos? Damn! They've mobbed-up with the
Sultans of Sausage!! My last hope are the Mennonites.......
panic sets in,
Tom

http://www.sepiamoons.com/images/humor/amishfury.jpg\\\


g.c.


Sorry. The link was working a few hours ago!

Huh? I don't get i......oh.......LINK!

Brat!

Wolfgang

What the hell, I'll occasionally take the slow pitches...

That was about the wurst pun ever...

TC,
R
....hated to knock it, it's just a knack...

George,
The Amish pic was right funny, actually.
Still, the best part was you folks getting the link,brat and knock puns out
there!g
things take a turn for the wurst,
Tom