Country music

With Wayno and Bruiser discussing country music thought I would offer the
latest rating

--TOP 17 COUNTRY SONGS:

17. I Hate Every Bone in her Body but Mine


16. It's Hard To Kiss the Lips at Night That Chewed Your Ass
Out All Day
Long





15. If I Can't Be Number One in Your Life, Then Number Two On
You



14. If the Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me



13. How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?



12. I Liked You Better Before I Got to Know w You So Well



11. I Still Miss You Baby, but My Aim's Gettin' Better



10. I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dog Fight 'Cause I'm Afraid She'd
Win



9. I'll Marry You Tomorrow, But Let's Honeymoon Tonight



8. I'm So Miserable Without You, It's Like You're Still Here



7. If I Had Shot You When I First Wanted to, I'd Be Out Of
Prison By Now



6. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend and I Sure Do M iss Him



5. She Got the Ring And I Got The Finger



4. You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly



3. Her Teeth Was Stained, but Her Heart Was Pure



2. She's Looking Better After Every Beer



And the Number #1 country song is. . . .



1.
I Ain't Never Gone To Bed with Ugly Women, but I've Sure Woke
Up With A Few


[ that one reminds me of the time I went to bed with an Indian Princess
and awoke the next morning with a fat squaw}